Wizard Bullshit

He/They ACAB

[charlie-da-wizard]

Maybe I should make a small intro post?

Uhhh I’m Eros (not my real name (yet?))

You can call me like Owls, or Narcissus too (the later only if you know me from discord, which I doubt will happen). Technically Charlie is my OC, but I’ll still respond to it if it seems like they just mean me (plus he’s like basically a self insert). I was originally gonna like roleplay as him but I decided maybe my first time on tumblr probably shouldn’t be as a roleplay blog, but who knows maybe I will do that at some point. (If I do I will more than likely tag it as like #roleplay or something).

Uhhh He/They (subject to change)

Uhhh I’m kinda winging this idk what I’m supposed to include

Likes: There is No Antimemetics Division, Eldritch horror type things, Oreos, pretty much every general topic in Who Is Oliver McGuire (do you italize series?), Mythology, other people’s art (mine sucks)

Dislikes: basically just specific people αssholes, poems (that one is a bit more satirical).

I tag most of my posts with “#I called into the void”

Idfk what else to include

[charlie-da-wizard]

Also if you do ask me something I may or may not answer it it depends on whether or not bug Tumblr lets me view my inbox.

[charlie-da-wizard]

I FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT ALIAS

Mr. Oreo/ Presses Eater

[charlie-da-wizard]

We need Project Hail Mary the Broadway Musical

[charlie-da-wizard]

Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

Ok so like Project Hail Mary is one of my favorite books of all time and watching the movie is like if I forgot what Project Haile Mary was and then read it again. Like the tiniest of spoilers and little bits of rambling under read more

I’m like at the part where Grace is being briefed for the first time on what Project Hail Mary is.

I need a Father’s Day picture of Ryland and Carl

“We don’t have an expense account… but I do”

“We’re with the government […] all of em”

“Whomp there it is”

I wish they included the thing we’re Ryland experimented with how smart Mary is.

[charlie-da-wizard]

Ok actually some of these spoilers might be major so just don’t read the read more if you don’t want spoilers. I won’t do anything in tabs anymore tho

I love how he can’t help but cry over people he doesn’t know.

He personifies Tau Ceti

The Eridian ship is what I mean when I say I like to feel small.

Omg they’re doing the mimicking thing

[charlie-da-wizard]

You know the deal,

I’m an hour in at this point

I fucking love the meaning Ryland.

The tunnel between there ships is much different from what I thought it would be.

I love how they did the initial wall between the ships

Rocky telling Grace to go back was so cute actually

I love how Ryland personifies things

[charlie-da-wizard]

20 minutes later

The scene where they were finding Rocky’s voice was very fun.

Seeing Grace meet the astronauts+backups and do the demonstration was very cool.

“ROCKY MY HAND IS UP”

[charlie-da-wizard]

I’m just gonna put random stuff here before the read mores now

“186.3 years” […] “That’s a long time” “Is not enough” it’s so fucking cute I love Rocky and Adrian.

The karokee is so fun

Eva Stratt is strange

[charlie-da-wizard]

These spoilers just keep getting majorer man

“Grace say Grace will die… Rocky fix” their camraddie or however you spell that word is amazing.

I like seeing a world where the aliens save us from aliens.

“Is full good.”

I wish I cried more

[charlie-da-wizard]

I feel like this right now (2 hour 22 minutes)

[charlie-da-wizard]

Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

Ok so like Project Hail Mary is one of my favorite books of all time and watching the movie is like if I forgot what Project Haile Mary was and then read it again. Like the tiniest of spoilers and little bits of rambling under read more

I’m like at the part where Grace is being briefed for the first time on what Project Hail Mary is.

I need a Father’s Day picture of Ryland and Carl

“We don’t have an expense account… but I do”

“We’re with the government […] all of em”

“Whomp there it is”

I wish they included the thing we’re Ryland experimented with how smart Mary is.

[charlie-da-wizard]

Ok actually some of these spoilers might be major so just don’t read the read more if you don’t want spoilers. I won’t do anything in tabs anymore tho

I love how he can’t help but cry over people he doesn’t know.

He personifies Tau Ceti

The Eridian ship is what I mean when I say I like to feel small.

Omg they’re doing the mimicking thing

[charlie-da-wizard]

You know the deal,

I’m an hour in at this point

I fucking love the meaning Ryland.

The tunnel between there ships is much different from what I thought it would be.

I love how they did the initial wall between the ships

Rocky telling Grace to go back was so cute actually

I love how Ryland personifies things

[charlie-da-wizard]

20 minutes later

The scene where they were finding Rocky’s voice was very fun.

Seeing Grace meet the astronauts+backups and do the demonstration was very cool.

“ROCKY MY HAND IS UP”

[charlie-da-wizard]

I’m just gonna put random stuff here before the read mores now

“186.3 years” […] “That’s a long time” “Is not enough” it’s so fucking cute I love Rocky and Adrian.

The karokee is so fun

Eva Stratt is strange

[charlie-da-wizard]

These spoilers just keep getting majorer man

“Grace say Grace will die… Rocky fix” their camraddie or however you spell that word is amazing.

I like seeing a world where the aliens save us from aliens.

“Is full good.”

I wish I cried more

[charlie-da-wizard]

Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

Ok so like Project Hail Mary is one of my favorite books of all time and watching the movie is like if I forgot what Project Haile Mary was and then read it again. Like the tiniest of spoilers and little bits of rambling under read more

I’m like at the part where Grace is being briefed for the first time on what Project Hail Mary is.

I need a Father’s Day picture of Ryland and Carl

“We don’t have an expense account… but I do”

“We’re with the government […] all of em”

“Whomp there it is”

I wish they included the thing we’re Ryland experimented with how smart Mary is.

[charlie-da-wizard]

Ok actually some of these spoilers might be major so just don’t read the read more if you don’t want spoilers. I won’t do anything in tabs anymore tho

I love how he can’t help but cry over people he doesn’t know.

He personifies Tau Ceti

The Eridian ship is what I mean when I say I like to feel small.

Omg they’re doing the mimicking thing

[charlie-da-wizard]

You know the deal,

I’m an hour in at this point

I fucking love the meaning Ryland.

The tunnel between there ships is much different from what I thought it would be.

I love how they did the initial wall between the ships

Rocky telling Grace to go back was so cute actually

I love how Ryland personifies things

[charlie-da-wizard]

20 minutes later

The scene where they were finding Rocky’s voice was very fun.

Seeing Grace meet the astronauts+backups and do the demonstration was very cool.

“ROCKY MY HAND IS UP”

[charlie-da-wizard]

I’m just gonna put random stuff here before the read mores now

“186.3 years” […] “That’s a long time” “Is not enough” it’s so fucking cute I love Rocky and Adrian.

The karokee is so fun

Eva Stratt is strange

[charlie-da-wizard]

Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

Ok so like Project Hail Mary is one of my favorite books of all time and watching the movie is like if I forgot what Project Haile Mary was and then read it again. Like the tiniest of spoilers and little bits of rambling under read more

I’m like at the part where Grace is being briefed for the first time on what Project Hail Mary is.

I need a Father’s Day picture of Ryland and Carl

“We don’t have an expense account… but I do”

“We’re with the government […] all of em”

“Whomp there it is”

I wish they included the thing we’re Ryland experimented with how smart Mary is.

[charlie-da-wizard]

Ok actually some of these spoilers might be major so just don’t read the read more if you don’t want spoilers. I won’t do anything in tabs anymore tho

I love how he can’t help but cry over people he doesn’t know.

He personifies Tau Ceti

The Eridian ship is what I mean when I say I like to feel small.

Omg they’re doing the mimicking thing

[charlie-da-wizard]

You know the deal,

I’m an hour in at this point

I fucking love the meaning Ryland.

The tunnel between there ships is much different from what I thought it would be.

I love how they did the initial wall between the ships

Rocky telling Grace to go back was so cute actually

I love how Ryland personifies things

[charlie-da-wizard]

20 minutes later

The scene where they were finding Rocky’s voice was very fun.

Seeing Grace meet the astronauts+backups and do the demonstration was very cool.

“ROCKY MY HAND IS UP”

[charlie-da-wizard]

Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

Ok so like Project Hail Mary is one of my favorite books of all time and watching the movie is like if I forgot what Project Haile Mary was and then read it again. Like the tiniest of spoilers and little bits of rambling under read more

I’m like at the part where Grace is being briefed for the first time on what Project Hail Mary is.

I need a Father’s Day picture of Ryland and Carl

“We don’t have an expense account… but I do”

“We’re with the government […] all of em”

“Whomp there it is”

I wish they included the thing we’re Ryland experimented with how smart Mary is.

[charlie-da-wizard]

Ok actually some of these spoilers might be major so just don’t read the read more if you don’t want spoilers. I won’t do anything in tabs anymore tho

I love how he can’t help but cry over people he doesn’t know.

He personifies Tau Ceti

The Eridian ship is what I mean when I say I like to feel small.

Omg they’re doing the mimicking thing

[charlie-da-wizard]

You know the deal,

I’m an hour in at this point

I fucking love the meaning Ryland.

The tunnel between there ships is much different from what I thought it would be.

I love how they did the initial wall between the ships

Rocky telling Grace to go back was so cute actually

I love how Ryland personifies things

[charlie-da-wizard]

Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

Ok so like Project Hail Mary is one of my favorite books of all time and watching the movie is like if I forgot what Project Haile Mary was and then read it again. Like the tiniest of spoilers and little bits of rambling under read more

I’m like at the part where Grace is being briefed for the first time on what Project Hail Mary is.

I need a Father’s Day picture of Ryland and Carl

“We don’t have an expense account… but I do”

“We’re with the government […] all of em”

“Whomp there it is”

I wish they included the thing we’re Ryland experimented with how smart Mary is.

[charlie-da-wizard]

Ok actually some of these spoilers might be major so just don’t read the read more if you don’t want spoilers. I won’t do anything in tabs anymore tho

I love how he can’t help but cry over people he doesn’t know.

He personifies Tau Ceti

The Eridian ship is what I mean when I say I like to feel small.

Omg they’re doing the mimicking thing

[charlie-da-wizard]

Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

Ok so like Project Hail Mary is one of my favorite books of all time and watching the movie is like if I forgot what Project Haile Mary was and then read it again. Like the tiniest of spoilers and little bits of rambling under read more

I’m like at the part where Grace is being briefed for the first time on what Project Hail Mary is.

I need a Father’s Day picture of Ryland and Carl

“We don’t have an expense account… but I do”

“We’re with the government […] all of em”

“Whomp there it is”

I wish they included the thing we’re Ryland experimented with how smart Mary is.

[arlo-skipp]

claim your badge here

[the-pomnisuitjax]

HOO WAY

[charlie-da-wizard]

Fun fact about my OC: Charlie was originally a TADC OC

Honestly I think he’d make more sense in TADC but like throw him in the city he’ll be fineeee

[charlie-da-wizard]

PB&Js are so fucking good

I wish I ate this when I was younger

Anyways let’s do a poll for the nobody that sees this

When you eat a PB&J which side is on top

Peanut Butter

Jelly

Results

Remaining time: 6 days 3 hours

[some-pers0n]

Speaking as a person who doesn't engage in Artfight, this entire event seems to be something that excites people but also deeply deeply stresses them out in ways I don't get. Also I get to witness my friends crank out gorgeous art at a worrying pace that leaves me concerned for their safety and health

[charlie-da-wizard]

It means my friends say “you should do art fight” meanwhile I have never made any indication I even draw at all, in fact I mentioned how the only drawings I did in 2025 were for school

[smallpwbbles]

They don’t fucking know how much they mean to each other in a different world FUCK.

[charlie-da-wizard]

I mean Jax frequents Riley’s bar so there’s a chance they become friends.

[rupurteblr]

i call this one “using tumblr as a person of color”

might update with more images at some point

[charlie-da-wizard]

I can only interpret ED as erectile dysfunction and I know that’s not right but I don’t know what else it could mean 😭

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

[charlie-da-wizard]

This is what I mean when I say Fahrenheit is better.

What do you mean 30 is high? That’s such a small number. 86 though, that has weight to it.

Like fuck everything else imperial and replace it with metric, and Celsius can be used for cooking and science. But if I’m hot? It’s a 100 degrees in here. I have a lethal fever? 104 or something I actually don’t know what the lowest deadly fever is.

Also I just don’t think we should treat ourselves like a glass of water. That’s a very weird idea. And inaccurate we’re a flesh of water.

[eisenkrahe]

[flipocrite]

not she berry or he berry but no berry

and that is berry good

[charlie-da-wizard]

Now im sad im just a boring he/they because i cant use this exactly

[thehumanwiki]

You can teleport! How does it look?

Puff of smoke

Leaving someone's sight and suddenly you are gone

Fading out of existence

PowerPoint animation

Transforming into a flock of crows

Portal

A trapdoor that isn't there when someone checks

Exploding into confetti

Popping out of existence with no fanfare

Shooting yourself out of a cannon

The Secret Option (tell me)

i don't even want to teleport

Remaining time: 1 day 10 hours

[totally-cis-offical]

Popping out of existence so I can scream when I do it for a perfectly cut scream

[spectrexviiii]

C a n n o n

[charlie-da-wizard]

Exploding into to Confetti so I can traumatize Pomni