Groetjes

[anxietyproblem]

[love-personal]

[alexander]

[teenscoolest]

me: i wish someone liked me

someone: [likes me]

me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years

[minimalyzed]

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

[minfonica]

[teenscoolest]

follow teenscoolest for more!

[lesbianrey]

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[urocyonfox-deactivated20210104]

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

[chirpychips]

[teenscoolest]

[eluh]

fuk them up Rudy

[laughingsquid]

A Beautiful Longhaired Tuxedo Cat Shows Off His New Prosthetic Back Paws After a Severe Injury

[audible-smiles]

feeties

[teenscoolest]

[basicsilkscreenprintmaking-deac]

[punkmicheal-blog]

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

[princess-kropotkin]

i trust him

[abomination-of-gender-deactivat]

this is what a male feminist should look like

[princess-kropotkin]

the other side says “treats and pets, not trump and pence”

[abomination-of-gender-deactivat]

GOOD SHIT