Charlie Pusheen

I am the definition of the internet in one poorly cropped Charlie Pusheen picture.

[omgpoetry]

this is funny

like really, really funny

[llamaal]

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.

[troibot-deactivated20180505]

[charliepusheen]

the fault in our lotions

[tinncup]

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

she doesn’t get it

[artichokehold-deactivated201404]

I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chicken

[babeayy]

My name is Ivy and my friend recently told me: 

WHY DIDNT MY FATHER THINK OF THIS???

[my-harlot-heart-deactivated2018]

[nagitosmoved-deactivated2013062]

i taped a dorito to my 3ds

[shinymegacrobat]

whY DOSE THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES I DONT UNDERSTAND IS THERE A PUN OR AN INSIDE JOKE  IM MISSING OUT ON OR SOMETHING

[nagitosmoved-deactivated2013062]

NO IT’S LITERALLY JUST A DORITO TAPED TO MY 3DS THATS IT THERES NO JOKE HERE

[dailypuns]

Are you sure? It looks like you chipped your screen.

[artichokehold-deactivated201404]

[jasmiine-you-blog-blog]

my pearents always nag me

[africant]

pearents

[charliepusheen]

on a scale from 1 to even.. I cant

[sourwolves]

i also hope that you don’t see through this cleverly constructed ruse designed by a marketing team cashing in on puberty and low self-esteem and girls’ desperate need to feel loved (x)

[charliepusheen]

REPEAT STUFF

[dearestjohn]

[brennnxx-deactivated20160704]

I want this on my blog always.

[charliepusheen]

OMG I JUST WENT TO GO GET MY N64 BACK FROM MY BROTHER IN HIS ROOM AND WALKED IN ON HIM AND A GIRL COMPLETELY NAKED ABOUT TO FUCK AND I WAS LIKE "OH GOD SORRY" SO I BLOCKED THE PART OF MY VISION THAT THEY WERE IN AND LOOKED FOR MY N64 THEN RAN OUT LIKE "I'M SO SORRY"

[charliepusheen]

Guys, if Skittles' slogan is "taste the rainbow", and rainbows are made out of light... LIGHT TASTES LIKE SKITTLES

[democraticsenator]

I LOVE JOKES THAT ARE SO TERRIBLE THEY BECOME FUNNY IRONICALLY I LITERALLY LAUGH SO HARD AT THOSE ITS EMBARASSING

[girlslob]

Why couldn’t the man find his map

[democraticsenator]

why

[girlslob]

Because he lost his map

[yanniku-the-wise-blog]

Before I start, this is a warning. This is going to be a trigger. I’m sorry but it’s just what is going to happen. If I can help someone feel better, even if it slightly triggers them then I’ll feel better. If you don’t like it I’m sorry but you should probably go. Onto the topic.

A lot of the...

[ilivefiction9]

[suspiciousmango-deactivated2017]

dick had me like

[tonedeafasscanoe]

What the actual fuck

[charliepusheen]

Dat stare doe

[four-big-idiots]

What are you so afraid of!?

[talkingbarofsoap]

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

[suspiciousmango-deactivated2017]

Merida: u fokin WOT

[charliepusheen]

When I say "It's not a big deal", that means IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL THIS IS EXACTLY THE RESPONSE I WAS EXPECTING FROM YOU AND THE ENTIRE REASON I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU. "If it's not a big deal why are you still talking about it?".... do I need to shank a bitch?