Dreams
I went to an event to meet catq with my dad and catq hung out with us and I made her laugh
The Bowery Presents
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Stranger Things
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Cosmic Funnies
KIROKAZE

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RMH
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Dreams
I went to an event to meet catq with my dad and catq hung out with us and I made her laugh
Dreams
Shopping for drag, hard to decide, lots of belts and rhinestones
Go to bathroom and a woman is there but a large man is also there and suddenly I'm in the air, resigned myself that hes picked me up to throw me down. I threw him my wallet taunting like go ahead take what little I've got, all this trouble for less than 100 bucks. It didnt occur to me that he may want something besides money.
I am somewhere where my mom is out golfing and I'm with strangers that know her. My boobs are now sinking to my hips, dropping by the minute. I make someone call my mom but it's some weird message system because shes pro golf? And I'm telling some transcriptionist about my droopy boobs. My mom says it's a part of life and doesn't understand I need to talk to her its an emergency, and I think she is also drunk so I give up
Dreams
I keep having similar dreams
Where I'm in the bathroom and someone keeps walking in on me
Where my ex is there, and once it's fun and once shes throwing a fit
Where its almost time to masturbate in a big fancy place but I wake up before climax
Dreams
About to play live in a stadium and idk what i'm supposed to do so I shout what I can do, ukulele, drums, and they're like idk so I said fuck it let me sing
This giant UFO hovers and threatens to blow us up, we all try to get to safety on this island but we have to find a way to destroy the UFO, and I think my gf engineers some solution like carrying an explosive above the UFO but it has to be piloted so it's a chance of suicide
Someone I know, or me if I am not me in my POV, creates a world, at first seems digital like im wearing an oculus, but up stairs I realize it's real, there are creatures like pokemon flying and fighting, there are crowds of people chaotically roaming, in this haunted house like maze construction of high strangeness and detail, but he needs help
Dreams
First, I had to share a bedroom with my drag mom who got nosey and suspected I was hiding a vibrator
Second, I was in this house fighting off a raid? I found a passage to the roof and there was a helicopter. I was the last thst had room for but we still need to save my sister so I had difficulty texting her but I had my friend text her, and we got to a spot where we could get magic armor for us and thr cat but js boss had to pay and it took forever
Dreams
I fell asleep on a public toilet and however long I was out, a crowd entered not bothering to check my pulse or anything.
Some people I kinda knew but I gave everybody a hard time cuz I still had to shit and I couldn't get people to leave me alone
Dreams
Fuckkng god damb hlrribledream
Somewhere public mu sister has is troubled and I fi d something given to her she hasn't watched and it's a video of her slowly cutting and tearing her skin and face and I start yelling fuck you you're not my sister and my parents don dllllt seem to register that something is truly disturbing us, I hold my sister in my lap but the next I know I have a white small dog in my lap
Another dream I am in a gallery maze w friends seeing fun and some lame art and these snobby kids are fooled into thinking these geometric shapes have more significance because they're native American when they're just appropriating elements and sterilizing them into commercial grap hi ic design and I love locking eyes with people w hi o understand this and make faces
The Beverage Zine - General Interest Survey
A beverage is defined to be any drink other than water. This includes, not certainly not limited to, well known drinks like milk, tea, coffee, and lemonade.
The beverage zine will be an art-only zine where artists will create original (to not be associated with any fandoms, existing shows, bands, etc) illustrations that centre around their chosen beverages.
We are looking to accept around 40 contributors.
Please comment on/heart/reblog this post so we can know that you are interested!
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Dreams
I was friends with avril lavigne and then we went to karaoke and she sang lady gaga and I was like oh my god i forgot you're avril lavigne, can we make a cover album
Dreams
Christine and the queens came to do a show and me and the ckap also performed and I had to go back to the bar to see if they left a bra, and I think chris and I went skiing and she really seemed into me and was v easy to talk to and I guess we were gonna be friends forever or make out but when I woke up the poster I hung of her had fallen to the floor. What hot lesbian omen is this
The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society!
me after one activia
Idk what this is from so I’m just assuming it’s Jamie Lee Curtis living her life
Jamie Lee Curtis threw the first Activia at Stonewall
Dreams
Had a dream in a dream where an old friend knew I was nearby with my grandparents, my old house with my family, my friend and I freaked about our dream we shared
Another dream was im back in school but im still 26 and I feel like i'm shitting my pants and theres no bathroom near my class so I finally find one and this pervert of a man stands in front of the stall that doesn't completely close so I decide to be as disgusting as possible and stand on the toilet covered in shit and blood, calling for help and furious this head of the school doesnt take me seriously so somehow I bleed from my mouth to prove a point
Dreams
I had to get drunk in a store around people I havent seen in a long time in line and a vampire had to feed me a blood slushie from a tube to transmute me temporarily
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As 2019 peeks around the corner, here is my Christmas gift to all illustration freelancers, webcomic artists and comic artists. An invoice and accounting management tool in Google Sheets. Open the link then click File > Make a Copy to save your own copy to work with.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1amiimlkqXpEA6niD9XLW3lZIOP9iCaY17drAUIegUlg/edit?usp=sharing
So, I use this myself because I find programs like Quickbooks don’t really work as well for Freelancers/International artists (in part because Paypal refuses to work with it properly). This is very easy to use, the key is just to enter things in it regularly. The key to managing your money properly is to know where it is, and inputting things daily means short bursts of work where you can clearly see where your money goes instead of pure panic at the end of the year.
In this Sheet you have a monthly breakdown for all your expenses and income sources. Each month has a “month” grid where you can enter and view your expenses per week, and a “details” grid. In the “details” grid you basically enter everything with Descriptions and Categories, which allow you isolate deductible amounts. What can be deductible varies on your type of freelance work and location, but I, as a comic artists working from home in Canada, can deduct part of my rent, electricity, and all comic purchases.
The Categories have an integrated pre-build drop down that you can just copy over when you add a new line. Every day you receive an income or spend money, you should enter stuff IMMEDIATELY. Small daily work = less work at the end of the month.
At the end of each week, compile your totals from the “Details” tab in the monthly grid. Then, at the end of the month, compile those in your Annual tabs. Then, at the end of the year, you can literally just hand this to an accountant along side your other paperwork, it’s ready!
Right after the Annual Income & Expenses tabs I included a little invoice management tab so you can keep tabs on commissions and clients!
! hope you all find this useful, be sure to check with an accountant tied to your location for what qualifies as proper deductibles!
This item is free to use - but if you want to grace me with a donation for it, my Paypal is [email protected] (also that would be filed under the “gift” category).
Dreams
We were in a field doing something urgent, people running around like it was war or capture tge flag but my sister got some hole in her hand and im carrying her to the hospital because she passed out and rhe receptionist insists I do bullshit tasks and makes me wait with my sister slowly fading and shes my size but she ways nothing ob my hip and we wait and I am ready to spit in tge receptionist face