everyone seems to be doing quite well
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
macklin celebrini has autism

shark vs the universe
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Color Me Curious
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EXPECTATIONS
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almost home
The Bowery Presents

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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@charon-real
everyone seems to be doing quite well
Not only was she fucked into oblivion, but morrowind and skyrim too
if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people
he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women
If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."
Splatoon but its werewolves
They uhhhhhhhh spray cum idk. Whatever.
I can make the same joke 100 times and you will all enjoy it.
I can make the same
joke 100 times and you
will all enjoy it.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
One of these days yall will see me and haiku-bot fuckin tbh
One of these days yall
will see me and haiku-bot
fuckin tbh
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
i can’t tell if i need a sweet treat or a bullet in my skull
“wow, look! volcanoes! isn’t this neat? what do you think we should name this place?”
guy making it really obvious he doesn’t want to be here:
You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.
have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out
She's being so big and brave.
The long awaited sequel.
Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku
Karaoke night gone wrong? (Part 2 here)
First time chucking a brick, kinda nervous haha.
The idea I had in mind was more complex but this is the best I can give y'all right now
Got that pussy that tastes like McDonald's sprite
which one of you cowards just unfollowed me
IT’S MARCH
Uh… It’s still May…
It’s august
I may have caved
YAAAAAAAAY (im the voices)
Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).
When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".
When the boat is still being built, your say "it".
When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".
When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".
When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.
If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").
If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")
If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").
If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.
If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.
I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.
Hit "view post" and lost it
they fucking killed him