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Did you hear a word I said?! No you didn’t! Because I’m a ghost!

The two had been on at least three investigations together since Wylie joined Hyunwoo. Letting the younger join was one of the best decisions he made for his “show” since Wylie is a medium. Even though he’d felt left out the second Wylie was able to contact spirits easier whenever they’d encounter them he still adored him and loved that he wasn’t alone anymore.

Deciding he wanted to spend more quality time with the other male Hyunwoo invited him over to hang out at his apartment. He’d always told the younger about the demon that moved itself in nearly a month ago. So while he was making popcorn he wasn’t all that surprised that Wylie was probably able to contact the said spirit. “Wylie. You’re not the ghost. Unless you’ve been possessed. In that case, I’m asking you very kindly not to harm me. Unnamed demon if that’s you... I know you want me dead but think rationally for a moment.”

#h:evp #* ghost whisperer #wyliephantom

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→ @charretier: Lee Hyunwoo

There was a first time for everything, and unfortunately for Joshua, the past month seemed to beget hundreds of “first time for everythings”. It wasn’t that he was stupid, no he was in fact very intelligent. But when youre in a foreign place there is a certain degree of adjustment, and in Joshua’s case Seoul, South Korea was about as foreign as it got, when compared to his home: the stars. He wasn’t even quite sure what his original home was like, he seemed to have forgotten when he fell. It was only a month ago and so he was just about as good as a newborn baby. Still, he was eager to try as many things as he could, so it was on that day that he tried to tackle the task of going to get the old man his morning coffee. The old man got coffee at the cafe down the street every morning, and he didn’t trust anyone besides his wife to get it for him. But they were teaching Joshua how to be more “Korean”, which is exactly what Joshua brought up when he begged to do the task. See, he didn’t go out much, only on weekends when the old man would take him to see places in Seoul to assimilate better to human culture, and when he had to run errands for the old couple he was living with. So he was often itching to go out and explore the world. Sure he would go home and watch movies to get a better idea of things, but movies could only do so much. He wanted to expirience it all.

So, it was on that day, that Joshua, with 20,000 won in his pocket, made his way to the cafe to buy the old man his coffee.

As he entered the establishment he was amazed at the classy decor and the delicious looking food displays but he was most interested in the machines that sat behind the counter. He assumed thats where the coffee came out of. He wanted to ask about it, but he had very direct instruction from the old lady so as not to stand out. 1. Walk up to the counter 2. Say “Can I get an americano with two sugar cubes” 3. Pay for it 4. Wait for it to come out 5. Don’t say anything else.

Of course he did what he was told, hoping he didn’t sound too much like he was reading off a script, because he basically was (he even wrote it on his hand), and went to the end of the counter to wait. Except he decided to good a little “off book” and ask about the machine that had caught his eye.

He leaned over the counter to the barista, a guy with dark hair, so he could ask him. “That machine, it’s where the coffee comes out of right?” An odd choice of words, but Joshua still hadn’t quite gotten the hang of human conversation yet. “How does it work?”

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Unfortunately, it was one of those days where Hyunwoo’s patience almost didn’t exist. One of his coworkers decided to be late for their shift causing everyone in the cafe working before them to get backed up. Meaning his break was supposed to happen nearly an hour ago, but here he is, working during a rush with no food in his system and his energy running on low. Even with that he still managed to smile at every single guest that came in no matter how hard it was to not show that he was struggling to do so.

Of course with the rush, he didn’t pay much mind to anything the customers said like he usually would. On normal, slow days he’d hold a decent conversation with his regular customers. As the numbers of people in the cafe went down his patience level went up making it easier for him to converse with the next few guests that walked in.

After making a drink he knew pretty well for one of his regulars he was surprised to not see the usual old man picking it up off the counter. His brow raising in slight confusion while staring at the other male, trying to decide if he should ask if the drink was for said old man, but before he could the other already opened his mouth to speak. “Huh? You mean this one?” Hyunwoo turned just a bit to point at the coffee grinder behind him, a little taken aback by the odd question. “Uh, yeah, that’s where the coffee beans get ground up. The one next to it is where the coffee is brewed,” he pauses for a moment to think of the easiest way to explain both machines as he’s never really had to before, “Well... you put the coffee beans into the machine and it crushes them down for you into a powder like substance which you put in a coffee filter for the brewer. The brewer has a water reservoir which heats up the water. There’s a tube that brings the water up into the basket which is where the filter is. At the bottom of the basket is a hole that drains the coffee out into the pot. Have you never seen coffee being made before?”

#h:evp #fallendixmond

"You just do your thing, baby smurf."

The taller of the two raised a brow as his head tipped to the side just a bit, expression also showing signs of confusion mixed with shock at the shorter’s words and more important at the nickname used at the end. “Who are you calling baby smurf for starters? I mean I guess I’ll go along with being called baby smurf if you go along with being called Flik from A Bug’s Life.” He pauses to let out a quick huff, “But maybe you should cut the ‘baby’ out of baby smurf. I’m well into my adult years.”

#h:evp #woozixcvi

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in reply to “I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.”

The younger of the two couldn’t help visualise himself in his head, kicking the other’s shin. What reaction would he get? Would Hyunwoo return the kick or whine or would he bounce on his leg? Sen had a ridiculous smile on his face one where he’s about to laugh, eyes giving away what he’s thinking probably. He is hoping the male can’t read his mind but it would be all the more hilarious if it’s possible. A nod was given to his direction, he pretends to think deeply at first but it doesn’t work because the answer has been in his head for a moment now. “You know… Hyunwoo hyung, I didn’t want to have to say this but… you really are something aren’t you? A character one would peak an interest in just for entertainment.” Don’t start laughing now, Sen, don’t. “Demons are different from spirits or so some believe.. in some sense they’re all the same. demons are just worse. But it depends – a lot of different countries and religions believe in different things.” He pauses, licking his lips. “But what I have heard the most is demons can speak any language they want just because they’re powerful. And to what you’re saying, if angels can speak “Enochian” – I don’t want to say stupid things. But my theory is the fallen angel, Lucifer, he too, is powerful. Couldn’t he gift the languages to his soldiers? Why would there be a school? It’s known to some that they’re given the gift of languages and that’s why sometimes people who are possessed, can speak a language they were never fluent in. Sometimes you… make no sense.” He’s not confident with his answer but with what he knows it’s the best one he can give and he does end up laughing a little.

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Hyunwoo’s gaze finally rises from his phone to the younger only to look at him funny for the smile on his face, “What’s with you? That’s a creepy smile, Sen. Are you thinking of actually murdering me now after all these years dealing with me? Is that what it is? If so, I’m gonna have to ask you very kindly and full of love to leave my apartment. I’d like to live. Unless you want me haunting you for all time.” Eyes darting back down to his phone for a moment when it vibrates in his hand to see the text notification that’s at the top of the screen before locking the device to listen intently to the younger’s words. “Well... that’s a lot more in-depth than I really expected you to go. I knew you were gonna pull some smart ass card because you always do but wow. I mean... not all demons are super powerful though. Some can physically push or throw things, even scratch people, but some are only powerful enough to speak. If you’re saying they get the ability to speak other languages from being so strong then what of the not so strong demons? There’s gotta be something. I don’t think Lucifer could just pass on the ability to any of his disciples. He’s probably picky-choosy. I would be. You might have those demons that want the ability but don’t use it the way you want them to – hm? Tell me something you haven’t told me before, my dearest best friend.” There’s a chuckle that escapes past his lips (mostly from hearing the other laugh) from hearing a statement he’s heard plenty of times in the past.

#h:evp #* sennie #viquore

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"pizza? never heard of it!"

“I’m gonna be completely honest... I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or if you’ve really never heard of pizza. If it’s the latter then I’m so sorry you’ve been deprived your whole life. Though, I’m hoping that’s not the case and you’ve just chosen to become sarcastic for no reason.” He side eyes the other male for his possible random attitude.

#h:evp #junothedj

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WHO GAVE U THE RIGHT?

#h:apparition

I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.

“Okay but just hear me out. You know how humans speak different languages all over the world, right? Well, it got me thinking... I know spirits can speak the same languages they died knowing or whatever. But what about demons? Who teaches them the language that they end up speaking? Cause I’ve seen cases of demons speaking in Spanish. Who taught it Spanish? Or is it just because it’s currently haunting someone in a region that Spanish is the first language? I bet there’s a school in hell that teaches different languages before they ascend to Earth to haunt people.” Hyunwoo hums, waiting for his best friend to respond to his 'theory’ while he finishes up a level of the puzzle game he’s currently playing on his phone.

#h:evp #* sennie #viquore

“Are you gonna murder me and bury me at this gas station?”

He turns his head in disbelief toward the female standing a few inches from his side, his eyes squinting almost immediately at the accusation as one hand rises up to dramatically clutch at his chest, “Do you honestly think I’d be capable of such a thing? Especially since I know you’d come back and haunt me just for doing so. I’m not setting myself up for that. Come on now. I may have my moments but I’m not always stupid.”