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isabelle || 20 || bisexual human disaster ||

[guy]

look how cute my son is

[ohevoyev]

people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven

[ohevoyev]

like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind

[fyeahmovies]

What We Do In The Shadows (2014) dir. Taika Waititi & Jemaine Clement

[bob-belcher]

[fugayyyku]

The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable

[fugayyyku]

This post is pissing people off so I’m gonna add to it:

*villain du jour flirts with Spiderman* woah! I know I swing both ways, but your way isn’t one of em

***

Intellectual™ white supremacist: and when I’m done the entire world will be one homogeneous society-

Spidey: buddy the only homo-genius here is me step off

***

Villain: *gestures to the eyesore that is the Spiderman suit* what kind of fashion is this

Spidey, a gay, knowing that all his villains commit crime in their fursuits: fucking respectable is what it is

***

Villain, talking about the plague that is vigilantes: your way of life disgusts me

Spidey, with narrowed eyes: is this homophobia or arachnophobia

[amdedinsyd]

“My web shoots straight but I sure don’t.”

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

me as an elected official

[vistick]

[lorelaigilmoure]

#the squad™  #where’s my spinoff?

[ifididntlaughidcry]

fuckign superb you funky little bisexuals

[futurist]

local hero fucks up an elderly 

[allmysimsaredykes-deactivated20]

Okay so we already know that Straight Boys™ are a bundle of confusion but what’s with the whole getting annoyed at their girlfriends for taking them shopping?? Why would you not want to see ur beautiful gf trying on cute clothes?? Her prancing around in a new sundress? Dead. Shaking her butt and grinning because she loves the way those jeans fit?? g o r g e o u s. Dad Shirts™ three sizes too big with dumb slogans?? Y'all will have to find my inhaler from year six cause i can’t fucking breathe.

Like if you don’t wanna take your gf shopping that’s your loss tell her to dump your dumb ass & hmu

[lesbianistictendencies]

this is a whole mood?

[cutedatesuggestions]

cute date idea: we go to a botanical garden. you point out a flower and i immediately eat it

[oo845yt9uhh4y9853ooooo-deactiva]

[filmnoirsbian]

There is literally no demographic more interesting than queer religious people. Even if you never had much of a crisis in faith (like me), we are still forced to reconcile what we believe in with our own existence in a way that straight religious people, and nonreligious queer people, will never fully experience. I once spoke to a lesbian minister of a queer-centric nondenominational church who said “the god you believe in is always a reflection of self, which is why queer people see god as so much more loving and forgiving than other people do. Our god is a form of self-love and acceptance” and i will never forget that.

[dailyb99gifs]

#That was captivating as hell

[theartofangirling]

some memes I made to express my current frustrations with academia feel free to add your own

[prhynefisher]

“If you can’t convince them, confuse them”

[gollumjuice]