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[charzard-lord]

Masterlist - last edited on Nov. 10. 2025

NO AI HERE, ALL HUMAN MADE

Key

☁️ = fluff

🎭 = drama

🧸 = comfort

💣 = angst

😋 = humor

🏳️‍🌈 = LGBTQ+ topics

💋 = steam

🔞 = smut

❤ = romantic

🤝 = platonic

☠ = death

🔪 = violence

🩸 = blood/gore

🎬 = action

🍷 = drinking/substance use

🌌 = alternate universe

♀️ = specified female (reader/character)

♂️ = specified male (reader/character)

☂️ = gender non specified or other (reader/character)

Fanfics

Good Omens

Touch Starved (Aziraphale/Reader/Crowley)☁️🧸💣☂️ Chapter One - Chapter Two (Status: In Progress) Summary: You were never big on physical affection. You learned at a very young age that it wasn’t safe. But you want to start being closer to them, so they slowly help you heal.

Looks Good On You (Crowley/Reader)☁️💋❤☂️ Summary: Crowley finds you wearing his shirt and he just can’t help himself. Love confessions ensue.

Ugh! (Aziraphale/Crowley/Reader) ☁️🧸🍷☂️ Summary: Life has been really difficult lately. Everything seems too overwhelming and you don’t know how much more you can take. Lucky for you, Aziraphale and Crowley know just the right way to help you relax. 

Good Omens: Let’s Get Spooky! (Halloween/Autumn Headcanons)☁️☂️ Summary: Just some headcanons about doing fall activities with the gang (corn maze, apple picking, pumpkin carving/decorating, haunted house, and scary movies)

Helping Hands (Aziraphale/Reader/Crowley) ☁️🧸🔞♀️Summary: You think of Aziraphale and Crowley while masturbating. Porn no plot.

Doctor Who

Engagement (Eleventh Doctor/Reader/River Song)☁️💣❤☂️ Summary: The Doctor takes you and River to an alien planet that’s in the middle of a festival. When a handsome prince offers you a glittering rose, you accept, unknowingly agreeing to a marriage with him. When you try to back out, the prince threatens to kill the Doctor and River if you don’t comply. Seeing no other choice, you agree. Will you get out of this? Or will you be stuck on an alien planet married to a stranger?

You’re The Mystery I Need To Solve (Eleventh Doctor/Reader/Tenth Doctor) 🎭💣😋❤☂️ Part One - Part Two - Part Three - Part Four - Part Five - Part Six - Part Seven - Part Eight (Status: Complete) Summary: You’ve had several dreams about a madman with a box and when you finally meet him in real life, you realize that something is very wrong. For some reason, the TARDIS doesn’t react well around you. In fact, it seems to completely stop working and turns into a regular police box. The Doctor is terrified yet fascinated, and completely determined to solve this mystery.

What’s Left Behind (River Song/Reader) 🧸💣❤🍷☂️ Summary: You have a dissociative episode and River confesses her feelings for you

Every Part Of Me (River Song/Fem!Reader)☁️🎭🧸💣♀️ Summary: You have DID and while out with River, you switch a few times. 

Marvel

Soothing Touch (Platonic!Avengers/Reader, implied Loki/Reader)☁️🧸🤝☂️ Summary: Whenever one of the Avengers is feeling down or in need of affection, they come to you for comfort. Everyone agrees that you have the most soothing touch. You will stroke their hair and sing/hum for them and it always helps them to relax. It has become a regular occurrence in the building, and sometimes, they will even fight over who gets to cuddle with you first. Loki is also quietly in love with you, but never acts on his feelings. 

Worship (Sub!Loki/Fem!Reader)☁️🔞❤♀️ Summary: You give Loki what he wants. Pure smut. If you’re looking for plot, go elsewhere because this is just fucking. 

Breaking Point (Avengers/Reader)☁️🧸💣🤝☂️Summary: You have been overwhelmed with emotions, always taking on your teammates burdens. You finally snap and the team comforts you. 

Under the Tension of Hate (Sub!Loki/Fem!Reader)🎭💣💋🔞♀️Summary: You have a sex dream about the one person you hate the most, creating confusion and uncertainty in your heart. 

The Arcana

Breathtaking (Asra/Fem!ReaderSmut)☁️🔞❤♀️ Summary: Lazy mornings with Asra lead to praise kink sex

Moodboards

Touch Starved

Looks Good On You

Engagement

What’s Left Behind

Breathtaking

Good Omens: Let’s Get Spooky!

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AO3

[thecalloffantasy]

FRIENDLY REMINDER: STANDARD BOOK CHAPTERS ARE ANYWHERE BETWEEN 2000 AND 5000 WORDS, WITH 5000 BEING CONSIDERED A LONG CHAPTER.

CHANGE YOUR WORD DOCUMENT FORMAT TO A IMITATE A STANDARD BOOK TO SEE HOW MANY PAGES YOU HAVE ALREADY, YOU PROBABLY HAVE ALOT MORE THAN YOU THINK AND WE'RE ALL SO PROUD OF YOU <3

[insert-witty-user-name-here]

[an0neemouse]

Two things absolutely changed my life as a writer. You ready?

One- Your characters can be bad people, they can do bad things. There doesn't have to be a reason or a moral. You can make them bad if you want to. No other reason needed.

Two- it doesn't have to be good, it just needs to be written. On my last book i literally wrote the words "dumbest version" on the top of the page because I had seen some advice to do that. It changed everything. I stopped trying to make it perfect, I just tried to make it. Period. Full stop. You can edit bad writing. You can't edit a blank page.

And honestly? Defiance is the best writing I've ever done. All because I let my characters be bad and I gave myself the freedom to write it badly.

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[ross-hollander]

I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

[oldcoyote]

if you ever doubt that your ao3 comments matter or mean something: i have been struggling with my writing for 6 months straight, crying myself to sleep afraid that i will never be able to write again, that the thing i love most in the world has left me, that my writing is just gone

this morning i got this comment:

and after i stopped blubbering over it, i picked up my writing notebook, and re-read all my fic research, and opened up my document again for the first time in weeks without being afraid of it

you have no idea how much writers treasure every single comment we get. you have no idea how big an impact you can have. sometimes, just sometimes, your one "insignificant" comment changes everything

[wolfisblank]

Tip: You can be polyamorous and aromantic to unlock weird relationships with friends

[dirohraga]

we all know how the tiefling party went for them.... full (+18) on bsky and xwitter

[dirohraga]

closer.

(full nsfw on xwitter and bsky)

[taoisms]

+18, mdni, karlach-coded..........

dude the number of times in the past few weeks/days/months i've sat here and thought about the fact that karlach would be so easy to overstim.......... /cigarette emoji/ bc she's so touch-starved and it's canon like this isn't even subtext she straight up tells you that there's never been anyone so thirsty for a hug so just... imagining her losing it the first time she gets to fuck you, or like... tribbing --

how fast she'd lose herself fucking down against you, her breaths getting quicker, going so shallow, the way she whines, her head thrown back, her claws digging into your hips even as she tries her best not to hurt you (but the sting only makes you groan louder, your cunt clench down over nothing, the slickness between your bodies squelching every time she ruts against you).

"f-fuck fuck fuck fuck baby -- 'm not gonna last -- oh gods holy shit --" her head dipping down, her teeth sinking into your shoulder just to muffle her own moans as she cums against you, hard and fast and unbidden, how she can't stop herself even when she's keening out, but the pain's different -- and she loves this kind of pain, loves that she can feel everything now, the way you scrabble at her arms, how you can't quite get her full name out all the way --

"kar -- karlach --"

"yeah? fuck baby -- say that again --"

your fingers fisting in her hair, your nails scraping against the base of her horns, how even like this somehow, you're still so soft, so gentle beneath her, splayed out and pinned down, so easy for her to ruin you, and that's exactly what she's planning to do. if only -- gods -- if only she weren't already so ruined herself.

she definitely fucks you till you're blissed out, till the both of you are. till there's that tell-tale tremble in your thigh, and you're hiccuping through your breaths and she can barely see straight for how good it all feels, before she bends down to take your bruised, sensitive clit between her lips and savors in the taste of you, mixed so deeply with her. sweat and tang and stickiness slicking her lips as she watches you with blown-out pupils, white-hot flames licking along the surface of her skin, casting the room in a faint, almost iridescent glow -- moonlight on water.

something delicate. something beautiful.

and you are, she thinks, as she watches you shake apart over her tongue. you really, really are.

[madschiavelique]

Do you have any more tavrem orgy headcanons???

of course i do bestie, they're always on my mind - nsfw below (part 2 of this)

gale making sure you’re all pretty and tied up in place with the hold person and a blindness spell, his own purple glyphs illuminating your body fabulously as his hand flies over your body in a feather like touch, making you plead to get but a touch from him.

karlach taking some of the candles in the tent and making it melt on you with her own fire, letting it drip on your tits and watch your body react as she circles you, kissing and biting your skin as her tail comes to slap your ass softly.

shadowheart on her knees, kissing the soft skin of your inner thighs as she makes her way up to your dripping cunt, licking your juices and eating you out perfectly. she leaves a few of her own purple marks on your thighs before her hungry mouth makes her way up to your tits.

lae'zel follows her to finger you, sinking her long fingers into you and perfectly curving them until they touch that spot that makes you see stars and make your whole body tremble. she never leaves your face, taking in every reaction you offer her, but she won’t allow you to come, just yet.

halsin lets out an open mouthed moan as he thrusts slowly into your warm pussy, his strong hands keeping your thighs apart, groaning as your walls tighten around him. he is hypnotised by how you take him so well, by how he thrusts in and out of you as you let out such pretty sounds.

astarion worshipping your body like a deity, kissing your back, whispering soft words and telling you how good you’re looking under his fingers right now. he bites your ass cheek enough to leave a mark as he prepares you good, praising you and reassuring you that they’re all going to take care of you.

wyll softly thrusting in your ass, groaning at the feeling of you and refraining the urge to buck up faster into you. his hands place on your hips, roaming up your body and grabbing your tits as he kisses your neck and tries his hardest to go slow.

minthara is on her knees, marking your thighs with her kisses and own purple signatures, grazing her teeth in open smiles on your shaking legs as she kisses and licks the most sensitive parts of your skin with an unrelenting hunger.

[madschiavelique]

thinking about what an orgy with the companions would look like (nsfw post mdni x )

shadowheart who’s kissing your lips like your every breath depends on her lips, her tongue meeting yours in a languid dance. she sucks on it, bites your lower lip, hums in your kisses and swallows all your wines that the other companions are creating from you.

astarion who’s biting your neck softly, not even taking any blood. he’s softly kissing it, murmuring sweet nothings in your ear before licking the new mark he’s left on your skin. he hums, sending shivers down your spine as he praises you for how well you are doing.

gale who cast charmed on you, placing you in a complete haze as he joins astarion in your constant praise. he brings a mage hand to life, travelling your body and making deliciously slow circular motions on your clit.

wyll who is licking one of your tits, his hand grabbing the other one. his tongue circles the areola of your tit, the very limit between your skin and the softer part so soft under his lips as he sucks on your hardened peak.

lae'zel’s hungry mouth is on your other set of lips, furiously kissing you as she presses her tongue in you. she groans, grabbing your thighs as her tiny nose presses perfectly on your clit. she pulls back, licking any residue of your juices off her cheeks.

karlach presses the magic cock gale cast for her against you, softly getting all of your wetness on the length of her shaft before thrusting in you. her claws are on your hips, hypnotised by how you take her to perfection.

halsin who’s under you, his dick hard against your lower back, humping your ass desperately. he fears he’d be too big to take you, to hurt you. his chest vibrates against your back as he moans, trying to contain himself from taking you right now.

minthara moves her lips on your body like you're a sacred statue, kissing the skin of your belly, placing two fingers on your navel and softly pushing in your flesh until she feels karlach's magic cock within you. her low voice rumbles with satisfaction, saying how you're such a good slut taking all their pleasures at once.

part 2 of thoughts about this here

[macabrebatz]

KINKTOBER DAY 10 - EDGING (Karlach/Reader)

Summary: Now that you can touch Karlach you give her something she has wanted for a while: prolonged pleasure.

Author’s Note: I recently fell in love with Karlach as a character. I’m just now getting the hype so I was very excited to write about her.

Warnings/tags: 18+ MDNI, gender neutral reader, edging, orgasm denial, fingering, squirting, not beta read

You had waited so long to do this. Not being able to touch Karlach had felt like torture for both of you. You snuck away from camp multiple times to give yourself quick relief because the two of you were driving each other crazy.

And now you had her all to yourself. It had been a few weeks since Dammon’s last tune-up of Karlach’s engine and the two of you had been inseparable ever since. The tiefling had truly meant it when she said she wanted to ride you until you saw stars. Her word had turned out to be a promise.

But now it was your turn to make her see stars.

Karlach was sprawled out in between your legs, lying against your chest. One of your hands was wrapped around her torso, holding her against you. Her legs were parted and your hand was in between them, fingers thrusting in and out of her.

You had been at this for a little over an hour. You would fuck her with your fingers, occasionally curling upwards against the soft, spongy skin of her cunt, and then just as she was about to cum you’d pull away.

She whines every time, complaining about how close she was. Occasionally she’d call you a name but you knew she didn’t truly mean it. Like clockwork you kiss her neck, adding to the various hickies you had already left on her skin.

“Whose idea was this again?” you whisper in her ear before licking the lobe.

“Yeah, yeah,” she says, a hint of annoyance coming through in her voice. Her chest was glowing brighter than usual. You watched her body, looking at the muscles relax as her chest heaved.

This was Karlach’s idea, plucked from the drunken conversations in the Elfsong that she most definitely eavesdropped on. She came to you rather eagerly with the idea. And who were you to deny the sweet tiefling?

When it appears to you that Karlach has come down just enough from her approaching orgasm, you touch her again. Fingers moving down once more, you touch her clit, applying light pressure as you begin to rub the sensitive area.

Her hips jut forward, a desperate and absentminded attempt to get more friction from your digits. You stop moving and give her pussy a light slap with your hand.

“Oh, come on,” she whines, dragging out the words.

You smile to yourself as you touch her again, same as before. Your fingers are coated in arousal, completely wet as they move across her skin. They swirl against the warm flesh as you listen to her breath quicken.

You were studying her, learning all her ticks. You knew where to touch her and just how hard. You knew the pace that would make her gush around your fingers. You knew all the little signs that told you she was getting close, besides the very obvious moaning in your ear. Every time you touched her you were given more insight. Insight that you were absolutely going to use in the future.

Your fingers slid into her again, sliding in and out of her at a steady pace.

“Fuck, baby!” she moans. Her clawed hands reach for you, gripping at your legs. Her hips move against your hand, meeting you halfway with every flick of your wrist.

She’s close, dancing on the edge of pleasure. It won’t take much more to make her cum, a few more enthusiastic curls of your finger would do the trick. But just as she’s about to go over the edge you pull your fingers out, resting your hand against her inner thigh.

“No, no. Fuck!” she curses.

“Don’t tell me you’re regretting your own idea?” you ask.

“Maybe,” she huffs.

“Do you want to stop?” you ask.

She takes a moment to think before shaking her head.

“No, I can take it,” she says. She almost makes it feel like a challenge, one you’re absolutely up for.

You give her a swift kiss on the cheek and repeat the process. Fucking her with your fingers, pulling out when she’s close. You do it over and over again until she won’t stop whining.

Traces of sweat glisten across her skin and her eyes barely open, exhausted from your treatment. Her cunt is puffy, dripping from arousal. Her inner legs are slick and so are your fingers that hover over her pussy.

“Are you still with me, Karlach?” you ask, checking in.

She hums in response. She’s tired, frustrated, and overwhelmingly horny.

“Do you want to cum or are you done for the night?” you ask softly.

Your hand rubs at her thigh as you kiss her jawline.

“Please. I want to cum,” her voice cracks, almost sore from all the sounds she’s been making. But she still sounds so sweet, even amidst the sexual frustration.

Just like the times before, your hands meet the tender skin below. Tracing soft circles across her swollen clit before moving inside her.

She moans and doesn’t stop, and neither does your hand. You can feel her flutter around your fingers, the muscles of her inner walls clenching around you with every thrust. Her hips move in time with you, rising off of you.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck,” she says, whimpering.

“Go ahead, Karlach. Cum for me, baby,” you say.

Your fingers curl against that sweet spot within her and her hips jerk forward. A long moan comes from her and her thighs close around your hand. Her body writhes with your hand trapped in her as she rides out her orgasm. Her eyes squeeze shut as her climax crashes down on her. You feel something warm, besides Karlach against your skin, and when you look down you realize she’s squirting. The clear liquid comes out in small gushes as her legs finally loosen, letting you take your hand away.

You pull apart her thighs, looking at the aftermath of your hours of seemingly endless teasing. You can’t help but smile.

“Wipe that smirk off your face,” she says when she sees you.

“I love you too,” you say.

She chuckles before turning to kiss your lips.

“I love you more,” she says after she pulls away.

You don’t get a chance to clean her up before she falls asleep against you, trapping you under her body. It’s okay though. You couldn’t think of anywhere else you’d rather be.

[princessoftheturtles]

I need more aroallo representation and fanfiction about it

Ugh

I need more people to be cool about QPR and fuck buddies

[fightingbymoonlight]

Seeing people I know and like using AI is making me understand the protagonists of those old time sci fi dystopia's.

"Oh I don't normally use AI, I just wanted it to plan my trip"

You lived on this planet for decades, you know what you like, there are hundreds of websites where you can type into any search engine " things to do in [area]" and have at least a hundred different options.

"Oh I only use it so I can figure out what to make during the week with what I have"

The most popular website as you type in "recipes" into google have sections where you click dinner- quick and easy and those usually rely on staples + 1 or 2 items. I found 30 recipes on chicken alone.

"I had a writing idea, so I typed a few sentences into Chat GPT and I was able to write 20 pages with it."

Youdidn'twriteit.Youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.

[too-many-blorbos]

Soulmates as a horror concept.

You WILL love this person. It doesn't matter who you loved before; any feelings you had, any promises you made, they will become inconsequential as soon as you lock eyes with the stranger Fate has picked for you.

There's no way to stop it.

There's no way to say "no."

You will meet someone and with a single glance, both of you will become someone new, someone who's now bound to this stranger whether you like it or not, want it or not.

Trapped in a dance together until the day you die.