Maybe, I like being a mess.

Escaping reality via fandoms while actively ignoring my NYT updates. Old soul in a “rapidly hurtling toward ancient” body. Dreaming of scotch.

[morphmaker]

the silmarillion bride

[sniperct]

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

[duchess-of-mandalore]

The Noblewomen of Mandalore

Duchess Satine Kryze of House Kryze

Princess Bo-Katan Kryze of House Kryze

Countess Ursa Wren of Clan Wren, House Vizsla

Lady Rook Kast of House Kast

[sanguinevisions]

the worst thing about all those dracula adaptations that recast mina as a pure wilting heroine caught in a dark romance with the sexy evil vampire who's obsessed with her, is that that story already exists. my girl my queen the sexy evil obsessive vampire of all of our dreams carmilla karnstein is RIGHT THERE!! laura, the pure sweet heroine who cannot resist the dark sexyevil allure of the vampire who won't leave her alone is RIGHT THERE. the people do not want dracula. the people yearn for carmilla.

[amiraisdead]

we need a robert eggers Carmilla remake NOW

[mabeltanaka]

Pride (2014)

[sophsun1]

The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

[imboromired]

wait, i just realised that aragorn was in minas tirith during ecthelion’s last ruling years (and was kind of vip, tbh). and you know who was there too, during that time?

baby boromir.

frickin’ baby boromir.

so it seems obvious to me, that aragorn held little boromir in his arms at least once (and probably saw it when nannies changed his diapers).

[penny-anna]

Aragorn: *sees Boromir arrive in Rivendell* wait is that

Aragorn: it can’t be him. he is a baby

Aragorn: *mental arithmetic* ….oh fuck it is him isn’t it

[nilesmoon]

[anghraine]

It’s quite possible that Aragorn held Boromir at both his infancy and his death. 

This is fine!

[catgirlcaliphate]

It was all fun and games until that comment

[the-old-fashioned-girl]

We are all fine

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

@i-am-the-broken-bride

[thranduilland]

Guys. Guys. Aragorn probably also met Theoden as a child, too. So… just fucking imagine that shit. Eowyn even says Aragorn went off to war with her grandfather… Aragorn: Gondor calls for aid! Theoden, remembering this dude used to babysit him on occasion and does not want to deal with his disappointed face rn: … and Rohan will answer.

[ten-and-donna]

using your unmatched dad energy to guilt the entire world into saving itself

[evilearthsign]

i know deborah is mad as hell she didn’t buy those salt and pepper shakers now

[l1quorlips]

the book absolutely shattered me

[evyripley]

Me: going to see The Mandalorian & Grogu for the plot

The plot:

[the-semicolonoscopy]

It’s Pride Month Eve, so leave out some milk for Freddie Mercury and his cats.

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Annual reblog of Freddie and his magnificent cats.

[tumbalendar]

happy Pride Eve!

[jedi-masturb8r]

Cleansing your timeline with some Sigourney Weave aka “The Queen of Sci-fi”

Just because it’s Sigourney fucking Weaver … and I saw The Mandalorian and Grogu today.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#Live Reaction Of Me After The Hacks Series Finale

[detective-jane-rizzoli]

[avadebscomedykid]

btw this was the gayest shit on this episode and i remind you they kissed

[tesb]

The Force will be with you, always. HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!

[swshows]

Bo-Katan Kryze + neon lights (The Mandalorian | Chapter 22: Guns for Hire)