Hi, the name’s Jess

A giant beast sleeps in far away yonder shit blog; he will not wake until a note is held before him. Never will this happen.

[speedlimit15]

its my pleasure to produce a grammatically fucked sentence

[depsidase]

[henstomper]

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever

[chasingchaos12]

I was here for alpha badge, no white background, for anyone that needs it :)

[loserrsquad]

unicorn mike. stay with me now.

heavily inspired by the last unicorn (but of course), let me know if this is already some sort of variant, if not should it be? should there be a name for it?? i don’t know, but i think im gonna keep drawing unicorn mike this might just be cinema

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[kidovna]

will making mike his miniature wsqk van

[butter-n-breadrolls]

How Thorin thought he and Bilbo were gonna live like during his dragon sickness

[flowersfromunderground]

Be yourself so ppl looking for u can find u

[ri5k]

[sisyphusshrugged]

[dogpuppy]

[briarmires]

beard strokers unite

[homunculus-argument]

I put the cons in consciousness and the war in awareness. The devil may be in the details but I'm the imp in implication. Above all else I am extremely annoying.

[mia-n-ceetee]

Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

[mia-n-ceetee]

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

[mia-n-ceetee]

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"

[is-this-fascism]

hot take but i think cars should be required to have communication radios just like big semi trucks. we should all be able to talk to each other on the road. not bc this would help in any way but because i want it to sound like a counterstrike lobby every time i drive somewgere

[nyquil-guzzler-420]

I hate that every social media platform has switched to a video centric format. I fucking hate it. Every app is so loud now. Instagram used to be quite. You could put on music and scroll to see what people are up too. Nope. Now everything has music on it or gets turned into a reel. This is why I fuck with tumblr. It's the quiet website. Just you and and the voices.

[krunkidile]

found you a new hat.

[passumbapper]

[hoofpeet]

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

[hoofpeet]

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)