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[madhyanas]

cannot stress enough the importance of having a bucket in your house. a big plastic bucket. helps with housework. helps with morale. get yourself a bucket today

[thestuffedalligator]

This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for

[vivaciousarcanist]

not so fast, in the review of gusteau’s anton ego compares gusteau to chef boyardee or hector boiardi with a tone implying that boyardee is dead and in history

given that gusteau died shortly after this and the will takes 2 years after death

assuming that ego’s review was the same year that boiardi died then the absolute EARLIEST the movie can take place is 1987

and about the incredibles, when looking for the scene with the newspaper i stumbled across this

a headline from 2002, and given that lawsuits generally take a while and september to december is really quick for the banning of supers so let’s say they were banned in mid 2003, at the EARLIEST incredibles can take place in 2018, with ratatouille taking place sometime in between 2003 and 2018

assuming that was a mistake, thunderhead died november 15 1958, a date where superheroes would’ve been illegal if incredibles 1 took place in 1962

and adding onto the impossibility of the date being 1962 his death is included in the shutdown reports of the national supers agency

so the year in which the movies take place is impossible to find because the staff of the incredibles couldn’t chose a date and commit to it

[thestuffedalligator]

I take it back

This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for

[dog-potato]

IS NO ONE GONNA MENTION THAT THUNDERHEAD IS GAY?!?!

[dammitradar]

OMG OMG OMG

“loves kids, adopted single father of 5 children, raising them with help of his roommate, Scott” 

[majestic-spiffingness-deactivat]

[ashstfu]

i never think more than two months into the future otherwise i start bawling and puking and clutching my stomach

[beskt]

Weight is not a reflection of your worth.

Weight is not a reflection of your worth.

Weight is not a reflection of your worth.

Weight is not a reflection of your worth.

Weight is not a reflection of your worth.

Weight is not a reflection of your worth.

Weight is not a reflection of your worth.

[ilovegodwyn]

[c86]

Taken from Loving: A Photographic History of Men in Love 1850s–1950s

[askinnyblackman]

[kaijuno]

[cloacatak]

Fart grenade

[kaijuno]

thats the best response and is now the name of this dish

[angelic-tokkii-deactivated20220]

Me @ everyone making the acnh patterns

[terefah]

growing up online was a mistake in many ways

[memefarmer]

important elk mating techniques

Lik But

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[awrats]

this was supposed to be funnier than it actually came out 

[stimman4000]

[gorps]

It’s Time To Get Sillay

[memeculture69]

[ittybittydovahkiin]

when u climb to the top of a Tall Thing in botw and theres nothing there:

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.

Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely… 22 minutes.