Welcome to my Date Everything ask blog! Feel free to leave requests, given the following rules:
I will write for all characters except Lux, Parker, Ben-hwa, and The Hanks. No hate to anyone who loves them, I just can't get there
I will write sfw and nsfw!
Hard no's: noncon, scat/urine, and pregnancy/child raising. I may write dubcon, but it's up to my personal discretion
Any graphic nsfw x reader I write (like actual fics instead of hcs) will have a female player/reader. I have AFAB anatomy so it's what i'm the most comfortable writing when it comes to nsfw
Please limit asks to no more than 5 characters! You can request more, but it'll take longer for me to respond :)
My faves: Luke, Tony, Dorian, Hector, Amir, Eddie & Volt, Keyes, Florence, Prissy
Hellooo! Are you still taking requests? If not, you can ignore this ^^
Ok so hear me out- DE (your favs if you want) x Selkie/hybrid reader
And if its a hybrid that has fur, feathers, scales- anything -they would love to have the dateables accessorize them or something
Everything is pretty much up to you for this idea if you'd like to do it! Not forcing ofc :3
(I would prefer it to be sfw, but I want you to have fun with it!)
I am I am! I've been vv busy with grad school ;-; I know nothing about selkies, so I stuck with hybrids lol
Rating: SFW
Characters: Luke, Amir, Keyes
Luke - Komodo Dragon Hybrid
He thinks you are so. fucking. cool
You're used to catching flak for not being a hybrid of something cute and cuddly, but he's your #1 hype man
Always going on about how your claws, fangs, and scales/thick skin are useful in the barrens
A Komodo Dragon hybrid would be big and strong since they are the largest lizards--he'd never admit it, but he lowkey likes that you can pick him up like he weighs nothing
Likes basking in the sun with you!!
Will put 'war paint' on your scales if you'll let him
He's a little scared of you, but don't worry! He likes it :)
Amir - Asiatic Cheetah Hybrid
You'll be the prettiest kitty in all of the land
Seriously, he'll spend hours tending to your fur, finding the purr-fect products, etc
His favorite sound quickly becomes you purring. He also learns quickly what each bark, stutter, and chirp means
Likes to trace your spots and the rings of your tail when he's bored
He loves just watching you move, just for aesthetics alone; you're graceful, quick, and tend to move like water. It's not uncommon for you to look over and he's watching you do completely benign things, while looking awe-struck
He appreciates that you can be dangerous, but he knows you'd never hurt him (though, he has tried to sic you on Johnny...)
Keyes - Nightingale Hybrid
You're her musically gifted partner!
Without fail she catches you singing along to her piano every time she plays
Asks you often to help her work out tunes by singing them for her
You two play off each other very well, usually without even needing to discuss how a song goes
The two of you put on little shows for some of the other dateables quite often (Volt keeps trying to get you to perform at the Breaker Box!)
She likes tending to your feathers when she's stressed, since it gives her something to do with her hands
The memes werenāt memeing (i have SO much shit to do) so hereās an actual normal post for Amir week <3
Started this as a yume sketch and ended as a solo Amir appreciation, i am still not sure what this expression is or what I wanted to portray with it? All I wanted was to show her ethereal and gentle being as accurately as I can š„¹
Also every time i draw Amir, he gets a little darker and i looove seeing all that melanin on her āØ
hii can I request period comfort with eddie and volt, tony, johnny, and amir? My cramps are kicking my ass rn and all I want is to be cuddled (im literally sitting on the floor as im typing this bc of my cramps ššš)
its even better if you include the reader being hella sleepy bc whenever im on my period I am much more tired then I usually am on my period
Mannn my cramps used to be like this too before I got on birth control šš Sending good vibes your way!!! Admittedly, though, I haven't had a period in almost a decade now so forgive me if I botch this a little
Rating: SFW
Characters: Eddie, Volt, Tony, Johnny, Amir
CWs/tags: gn!reader
The ones who are actually good at it: Eddie & Volt, Amir
EDDIE & VOLT SANDWICH WHILE YOU NAP. CAN ANYONE HEAR ME.
Eddie doesn't sleep enough, but when you're going through this, he's markedly better-rested because he can't say no to being asked to nap with you
You don't even need to ask Volt, he's in bed before you sometimes
I think they'd put off a lot of heat (because y'know, electricity), so napping between the two of them is like a warm safe haven from your cramps
Eddie isn't the nicest at the best of times, so he almost bites the head off anyone who tries to bother you
Volt is extremely protective of both you and Eddie, so he's not much better
Volt would do more physical comfort, while Eddie would do things to keep you comfortable--laundry, store runs, chores, etc
Honestly, they can be a little overwhelming 𤧠But if you tell them you need some space, they'll oblige. If a little pouty (especially Volt lmao)
I hc he's a great cook, so he'd make meals that are good for period health, so things with a lot of probiotics and anti-inflammatory properties
If you'll let him, he's got a whole menu planned that you can pick from š
Would definitely be big on drawing baths for you. If you're feeling too tired, he'll wash your hair for you, or really do anything to take care of you. It's a very sweet kind of intimacy, and it's how he shows you he cares
He's 100% down for nap sessions, and will make sure you're taking naps on fresh, warm bedding straight out of the dryer
He won't get icked out by anything. If you accidentally bleed on the sheets--or him--he won't even bat an eye at it. It's a basic bodily function, and the last thing he wants is for you to feel embarrassed/ashamed of something you can't control
The Well-Intentioned Dumbassesā¢ļø: Tony, Johnny
You'd think with all the bragging Tony does about his roh-mantic escapades, he'd be more familiar with basic bodily functions like a period. While he's not necessarily a stranger to it, he doesn't exactly know how it works
Definitely a 'what size pussy you got' kinda guy if you send him to the store for pads
However, while he may not understand the biology of it, he knows how to take care of you
If you send him to the store, he'll get the products you asked for and bring you a bag with a heating pad, chocolates, your favorite snacks, etc
He's not icked out by periods (bc he's not a fucking loser), so if you want him to hold you and act like a personal heating pad while you sleep, he is more than happy to
Honestly, he thinks how tired you get is kinda cute. It fuels his protective instincts, and god forbid anyone tries to bother you/wake you. He basically turns into Dorian--no one is getting to you unless you specifically ask for them
Listen, he's trying his best š„²
You 100% have to explain to him what a period is (imo he's a helpless virgin until he gets with you)
Once he gets it though, he's a total sweetheart about it
He'll draw you baths, give you massages, run to the store, whatever you need!
Literally he's at your beck and call, and unless you want some space, he's never more than 10 feet away from you in case you need something
He just can't stand seeing you distressed in any capacity :(
Will sing you to sleep, if you find his caterwauling soothing
He'll turn into a total househusband if you don't have the energy to do chores around the house
The house will be spotless when you recover, so don't even worry about it
He likes playing with your hair and humming while he lays with you, it's very soothing :]
Similarly to Amir, he won't care if you accidentally bleed on something. He's a shower, for fuck's sake. He's seen far worse