Chats With P00 @chatswithp00 - Tumblr Blog

Posts

Jenny: HEY P00

What's hatnin'

Kevin: haha

what in the world

Jenny: i discovered a justin bieber song today

called what's hatnin'

apparently that's how you're supposed to pronounce it

Kevin: pretty sure Justin Bieber is not a good source of proper grammar

Jenny: yeah

but we gotta keep up with the times p00

WHAT'S HATNIN'

Kevin: nope

Jenny: that reminds me i need to make your sobriety chips

Kevin: oh geez

you do not seem to be a good anger manager

so I will decline

Jenny: i do not accept

Kevin: doesnt really work like that Jenny

you're the one offering

and I am the one declining

Jenny: it wasn't much of an offer

it was more of a statement

how do sobriety chips work anyway

is it a chip for every day?

thats a lot

Kevin: oh geez

Kevin: you can head down with me and Jenny if you whant

want [to Anna's bday party]

Jenny: haha ok!

are yall staying at work until 6.30???????

Kevin: nope

gonna leave around 6

Jenny: okies

Kevin: are you ok to walk it

Jenny: mm i dunno if i'll last you might have to carry me

Kevin: what in the world

Jenny: im just kidding dont get all dramatic p00

Jenny: im sleepy

and its growing stronger

Kevin: haha you should ask the others

Jenny and Nicole

Jenny: i am making my rounds

Kevin: haha

wait to chat?

or get coffee?

Jenny: to get coffee duh

Kevin: how many coffees have you had?

Jenny: zero...

who do you think i am some sort of monster

Kevin: yes

sometimes I really wonder

Jenny: KEVIN!

thats going in the blog

feat. Jenny An

Jenny A: kevin~~

im getting sleepyy

do you have any more hidden blogs i should know about?

Kevin: haha

I never thought you should know about

chats with P00

Jenny A: looooool

ok maybe i don't need to know but are there any more in existence?

Kevin: hahaha

there may be

but i dont think you should know

Jenny A: kevin!!

Kevin: its not really holding out

if I dont think it is great

Jenny A: but didnt we establish we had different standards yesterday?

what if i think its the greatest thing in the world??

Kevin: haha

yeah

you can go hunting for it now then haha

Jenny A: kevinn

why cant you just tell me?

Kevin: nope haha

see arent you wide awake now?

haha

Jenny A: no.

you left me even more unproductive because i have this unanswered question floating in my mind

Kevin: hahaha

at least not sleepy though

Jenny A: -.-

im gonna ask stevie

Kevin: oh geez

me: kevinnnnnnnn

i struck gold!!!!!

Kevin: omg

Kevin: I realized based off of that gif you are basically stitch Jenny: its cause stitch is adorable Kevin: no cause he is crazy Jenny: WHAT

Jenny: ok p00 you have to watch the 7th one and tell me

who dies

Kevin: why dont you watch the movie yourself...?

Jenny: i dont want to watch it if paul walker dies

its going to make me cry duh

Kevin: Jenny

you cry when you photos of hot dads and babies

Jenny: its not out of sadness!!

also i don't cry

i tear

cmon grasshopper

Kevin: I will watch

and if he dies

will not tell you anyways

Jenny: KEVIN

you better tell me

Kevin: or maybe I'll tell you he does die

even if he doesnt

and you just wont be able to watch the movie

Jenny: thats just mean

no it'd be the worst if you told me he doesn't die and i watch it and he dies

then i'll punch your face

Kevin: hahaha

that would be a hilarious sight

Jenny: SO MEAN

Kevin: I think you would have some trouble reaching my face

Jenny: i'll do it while youre sitting duh

sit nect to you during pm

and then BAM

Kevin: ...

Jenny: easy

Kevin: and also heinous

who in the world would punch another person

during Prayer meeting!

Jenny: pahahahahaha

you'll think it's a holy spirit punch

Kevin: apparently this is what Young thinks our relationship is like

s32.photobucket.com/user/xxxxicexxxx/media/1229781652_7924732291.jpg.html

Jenny: WHAT IS THAT

Kevin: haha

its the cartoon Bleach?

Jenny: ...bleach the anime?

Kevin: yeah

Jenny: anime is not in the same category as cartoons

bc it is a crazy level of weird

Kevin: haha

well you are a crazy level of weird

so I guess that makes sense

Jenny: nooooooo

not anime weird!!

i like calvin and hobbes better p00

you're the imaginary talking tiger

Kevin: im pretty sure I am the father

and you are calvin

and the imaginary talking tiger

is your angel

Jenny: mmm

nah

my angel is more majestic than that cmon kevin

i can be calvin

who owns the imaginary tiger

who is you

HAHAHA

Kevin: pretty sure

that is a negative

Jenny: denial is the first step to acceptance

Kevin: I like how you are giving yourself personal advice

Jenny: don't you turn this around on me p00!

besides that little bleach girl looks way too annoying

and also i hate pink

so no way man

Kevin: I mean if the shoe fits...

Jenny: but the shoe don fit

it's way off

Jenny: s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-03/13/10/enhanced/webdr14/anigif_enhanced-buzz-21864-1426257964-5.gif

Kevin: Jenny we know even if I click on the link, how things are going to pan out

I click on it

you ask me if I saw

ask me "don't you think it is so cute?"

and I will disagree

the end

Jenny: kevin just click it

Kevin: haha

of course

a baby is involved

Jenny: HAHAHA IS IT CUTE OR WHAT

Kevin: nope

Jenny: you cold, cold man

how does not give you warm feelings in your heart

Kevin: they dont even really show the baby

I dont want to see Chris Evans

Jenny: i didn't even realize that

he's just so beautiful

Kevin: ...

Jenny: ok you're right this does nothing for you

Kevin: smh

Kevin: Hello Jenny

Jenny: HI P00!

whatsup homie

Kevin: did you seriously just say that?

Jenny: duh

cause we're homies

Kevin: you are delusional

Jenny: i don't think so p00

only on occasion

Kevin: first step to healing is admission

Jenny: what in the world I don't need no healing!

Kevin: you need to stop typing in caps

and relax

Jenny: MY WORK RIGHT NOW REQUIRES ALL CAPS

IM TOO LAZY TO CHANGE IT

ALTHOUGH IT DOES LOOK WEIRD HERE

Kevin: it literally just requires you

to press a button

to take caps lock off

Jenny: ITS A LOT OF WORK WHEN YOU'RE SWITCHING BACK AND FORTH P00

I AM TOO TIRED

Kevin: omg

Kevin: Hello Jenny

Jenny: p00! what a pleasant surprise

Kevin: actually

nvm

#what a bully

Jenny: was it steve? or young

Kevin: steve or young?

Jenny: yeah

were they the ones who thought you'd make a good stripper

Kevin: nope

Sam kept badgering me

Jenny: hahhahahahahhaa why would she think that!!

Kevin: I have no idea

or why she kept getting caught up on that thought

Jenny: hahahahha she;s funny

Kevin: she's the worst

Jenny: kevin!!!

see this is when i would pull out your bully name

Jenny: kevin you need a name for your bully persona

Kevin: Jenny

im pretty sure I am not a bully

Jenny: Kevin

when you tell me to go away

that's when i'm supposed to say be nice Kalif Montana!

because youre being a bully

but the name is still pending obvi

Kevin: yeah thats not gonna work

Jenny: well it'll just make me feel better

Kevin: why are you looking at my chest?? Jenny: HAHAHA its hard not to see it right in the center of the pic! (see pic here) Kevin: omg you have problems Jenny: hey im not the one wearing tight tshirts Kevin: Jenny it is not a tight shirt Jenny: Lesson of the day for the young grasshopper: If your chest is straining against your shirt, it is a tight shirt

Jenny: i have a question

Kevin: yes?

Jenny: how would you feel

about having a rapper name

would you prefer it to your current nickname?

Kevin: I would prefe neither

Jenny: but i think you need a hood name

for when you're being a bully

hahhaha can i use this format

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CrTvM-Yb0U

Kevin: im not gonna watch this

seems like its going to be terrible

Jeny: kevin you're the first person i've known that likes captain america!!

ok i will share him with you

because you are special

Kevin: im pretty sure you dont have ownership over Captain America

Jenny: well it felt like i did

cause literally no one likes him!

but now i found someone

p00 we finally have something in common!

what a special day

:D :D :D :D :D :D

Kevin: please go away

Trending Blogs

Recently Viewed Blogs

Chats With P00