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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@chatswithustey
Old people fucking love me
This isn’t a new story but still fascinates me that coincidently there was a murder mystery evening taking place at a real life death scene. And that our chap Frankie Poirot marched straight through it, like he genuinely believed a murder mystery company would go to these lengths.
Date conversations #3
Date: I hope this date won't end up on your blog...!
Me: me too
Okay
Date conversation #2
Date: so what's your situation then?
Me: sorry?
Date: yeah I mean in terms of...
Me: erm I'm in a relationship *jokes*
Date: haha I mean what's your relationship history
Me: *blank face* have you been rehearsing questions? *checks time*
Date conversations #1
Date: so you live in Brixton? I went there recently for a Babyshambles gig. They're one my favourite bands.
Me: oh really? *gets out phone and orders taxi*
This playlist is my little baby. I’ll be very upset if you don’t like it.
Team meetings at work
Pure evil
That thing when you didn't realise someone was gone until they come back
Me: oh my god, Ash is back in the office, where's she been?!
A: she's been on maternity leave for 9 mths, just came back
Me: seriously? Well she just walked past me shaking her head at something
A: haha, that didn't take long
Dickhead trend #4 - reading international newspapers
True
Still makes me angry
True
IM work rants
Me: Seriously cannot stand X, he's so rude and always tries to sabotage our fundraising projects. In a way more people are dying because of him...in a way he's a murderer haha
A: We should get X to shit in his locker
Me: If he got sacked i'd do a dance through the whole office
A: I'd go and do a cheers at his leaving do. He won't stay around long enough to get sacked, like at his two previous charities. He left once they realised he was a knob.
Me: Let's start leaving spoof notes in his locker made out of newspaper cuttings
A: Smeared with ketchup (blood) and mud (shit)
Me: and a picture of his house
S: with a missile heading towards it
Me: When the police interrogate us. We just show them his emails and they'll probably just say 'fair enough, what a knob'
S: Haha. They so would just let us off. They'd probably wonder what took us so long
Me: They'd say 'you have exercised patience like we've never seen before'
S: Maybe we'd get a public service award. National heroes
Me: That's what you get when you give to others.
Just in case you were unsure.