Don't Pay Attention to the Rabbits Thank You

Ask/RP BLOG FOR HUMAN(?)!BARRANCO AND PINK, from RAYMAN RAVING RABBIDS run by gio,

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"Hmm....pink yeah I've heard of you...Phantom chitter chats about the old day's"

“Phantom?”

“Ah, yeah. I hardly remember that guy but I remember there was a ghost or something in the team.”

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BWAAAAH!!~ (Rabbidsgobwah)

“Oh-- I see therea re still some Rabbids around-”

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zzdms:

The fairy chuckles and slides a hand under Barranco’s chin for a gentle caress.

“I forgive you, sweetheart, as for the party, I’m inviting every villain this land has known, we will use each of their individual talents to take over the Glade. You, my adorable bunny boy, ill probably work with Ales Mansay, I have no doubts that you two will do wonders together…If he accepts of course but before that, you and I need to prepare something for when the Party is done like a little security measure if you will. This is where your lessons about the brain will come in handy.”

“That sounds... dangerous.”

“I fear dealing with Mansay won’t be as easy as it seems either. If Dark orders him not to do something, I’m... quite certain he’ll avoid any type of contact, or even worse will give us the wrong indications. As for everyone else--”

“--as for everyone else” interrupts Pink, with a loud groan “I ain’t going to deal with Razordick. He’s stupid.”

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zzdms:

“Ah, my sweethearts, I was wondering where you were, I’ll need your talents. I took the liberty to start a little Party and I will need you two by my side.”

“Forgive our absense, mrs.Zizanie. I think we all got lost into our little issues and kind of.  Forgot about the entire Glade.”

“...may I- May I ask more about this party you’re talking about?”

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“...ah.”

“I overslept-”

“The FUCK is that woman DOING?!”

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I wish Pink would stomp on Zizanie

“I’m kinkshaming.”

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zzdms:

Her gaze softens, and so does her smile as she listens to him, perfect, this is perfect, he’ll be under her orders and do as she pleases, he’s hers now and will always be, and to seal the deal, it’s maybe old fashioned but she’ll lay her lips on his, her body against his, her lips softly stroking his, before her tongue gently slides between his lips only to meet up with his tongue with a gentle, slippery stroke, in a deep sensual kiss, she’ll keep her eye open.

Slowly, the illusions will fade away like smoke in the wind as he’ll her “stroke” his mind, it’s a weird and cold sensation as if someone slid his hand against your brain after dipping it in ice before feeling a slight temporary burn quite painful on the moment but the pain will disappear quickly, they’ll do great, great things together, she’ll slowly put an end to the kiss, her lips close enough to his so he can feel her heavy breath on them. She’ll gently pet his front lip with a satisfied smile.

◙ “Good Boy, keep calling me Miss Zizanie, it’s perfect, from now on, you work for me I can follow you, slide in your mind and see your ideas if you just wish to show them to me, you can call me any-time, anywhere, just think about me while desiring my presence .”

She purrs, keeping him close to her, gently stroking his hair, it can be quite disorienting how fast she calmed down, maybe she has more self control then she shows it? Who knows with her, it’s time for work, it’s time to be something the glade must fear…Even if she proudly knows that the glade already fears her, but at this point, she wants to break it, break it, break it. And Barranco can help her with this.

◙ “Now, it’s time to work…Tell me honey, have you ever studied a brain from very close? and if yes, tell me everything you understood and discovered about it.”

She needs to know how vast his knowledge of the mind is so they can start their plans.

And before he knew it, she was already kissing him. Deeply, passionately... making his head even more messy than it already was, his entire body stiffening as his gasp was muted by her act, hesitating for some long seconds before daring to close his eyes, kissing her back and yet letting her take the lead.

It was... weird. It wasn’t a love kiss, nor a lusty one, for the matter. That was quite different to the various kisses he shared with others, even with Pink.  Unexplainable, just like the sudden shiver he felt, starting from his brain and going down his spine. It was just as if he ate some ice cream way too fast, and at the same time was hit by thousands of needles, being touched by dozens of hands all of a sudden and yet knowing well that nobody but them was there...

Heh, look at you, Barranco. The Nymph of Chaos is kissing you, and you start to study yourself. What a fucking nerd.

Zizanie broke the kiss, and all his waves of thought stopped in that instant, along with all the weird sensation she brought. Just like that - just as if someone puffed some air on a candle.

His breathe kept shaking against her lips, his eye staring back at hers as he could do nothing but nod, muttering a weak, yet passionate “Yes, miss Zizanie” as soon as she stopped talking, thinking about his studies...

“...I never did, my Lady.” he admitted “I... must admit that internal organs aren’t... that I’m not quite comfortable, around them...”

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robotpirateleader:

“HmHm.”

The Admiral simply replied, lost in thoughts. So that’s where most of the metal remainings went. The robot pirate leader was hoping to gather enough pieces to build back by scratch some henchmen in order to improve a little what remained of his army… But it got quickly into the hands of Ales Mansay.

“So, Barranco, eh?” This name didn’t ring any bell to him. After all, the pirates didn’t move a finger during the rabbids invasion. Clara had absolutly no idea where they were coming from. And honestly, fighting these fellows would have made Rayman’s life a little bit easier, which isn’t something he wished.

“And what exactly were you doing in here?” Finally asks the Admiral.

“Maybe I could be of assistance. After all, we have a common ennemy, don’t we?” he adds, refering obviously to the Glade hero.

Why such a sudden change of position? You’d think Razorbeard teaming with the Rabbids would be the last thing he would do to take down Rayman.

Actually, he just wanted them to leave as soon as possible. He had already enough work to do, and now wasn’t the best time to get into a nasty argue with a fellow robotic being.

Pink let out a tiny hiss, arms crossed and foot tapping nervously against the ground as soon as the other vaguely mentioned the so-called hero. Yeah,  he was still there.

How annoying. They would rather focus more on whatever Razorbeard wanted to say, rather than focusing on how much of an hassle that brat could be, or how little Barranco seemed to care for the fact that he was still alive and kicking.

“I highly doubt it.” they finally replied, scoffing under their breath “I assume you wouldn’t like more metal being taken from this place, and I’m quite sure you don’t know where I can find some working walking shell, would you?”

Oh, well. Might as well ask.

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zzdms:

Her smile widens, all he wants is chaos? he can help her, she can use them… She wants to touch him, take him in her arms, know everything he has in mind, his plans, his  ambitions and, that beautiful, beautiful brain of his, he’s… Perfect, just perfect, her breath is heavy and she’s almost drooling, hands shivering, she’ll slowly take his face between hers, her eye in his, her pupil spinning a little faster then usual but that’s probably the excitement.

◙ “You…Are…Beautiful…I…I want to …Keep you, study you…Break you…”

She’ll come closer, her forehead against his her voice close to a hiss, as the world around them starts… melting, as if it wanted them to be alone, even the sounds sounded… Off, as if a radio was melting down, or a robot, everything getting low before getting silent the only noise being the pounding of the nymph’s heart, soon enough, they’ll be surrounded only by darkness, before eyes start opening up , everywhere, sky, ground, walls, all of them on Barranco.

◙ “HmmmnhnhnhnhahaHAHAHAAA-gasp-! Let me use you my pet, help me make this world chaos and joy, pleasure and pain, lets make… everyone die laughing and get them…HeHeHe… to laugh some more, let…Nyahahaha..let me fuck you and make you plea for mercy …Barranco, my dear…my pet, be mine to use… Help me “shake things up”.”

She purrs in a growl her words ending with a laugh, even though she looks and acts out of it, her touch is soft, her fingers slowly sliding on his face like gentle strokes, as if trying to learn his features by heart, she’ll slowly slide a thumb on his lower lip completely invading his personal space, it looks like she’s giving him a choice here, but…Is she really?

Once again, Barranco gasped loudly, letting her do whatever she wanted to him, doing nothing but staring in complete awe and...

...and, let’s face it. Fear. He was terrified by those sudden illusion, yet at the same time he could feel the excitement already rising, taking him over, unable to move his eyes from the Nymph as she spoke, without even noticing how his breathe was starting to get heavier and harder to control.

Truly, that was such as sublime experience...!

She was giving a choice indeed, and yet, even if it was clear the ability to choose on which side he would like to lean to, he knew well he would never refuse the help of miss Zizanie herself. No matter how much her threats made the blood in his veins freeze, no matter how hard it was getting to breathe, nor how heavy his head was getting. The Rabbid smiled - a tiny, twisted grin, accompanied by a tiny chuckle under his breathe as he dared to move his hands on hers, whispering back.

“Please...  Do whatever you’d like to me...! Use me as you please, that would be an honour...!!”

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impetusdarkness:

     Ah, that didn’t really seem like had irked Barranco as much as the shade would have liked, but at least he found they could certainly agree on the ‘order’ of things in The Glade of Dreams. Dark almost gave what looked like an attempt at a smile, listening to the professor’s story tentatively. His smile grew at the mention of Rayman being hung up and battered about like a pinata, completely at the mercy of the whole rabbid army. Such a fitting, humiliating defeat for someone who had humiliated him one too many times.

“ And… what was that about the ‘order’ around here? It’s always such a treat to meet someone else who sees the big picture around here. However, I cannot say I myself feel pity for that little brat.” 

     His mood shifted slightly, turning bitter.

” I could speak with him over the matter and he would still shout something ridiculous while charging at me. He is a lost cause, molded by that damned council and led around on a leash by Polokus.”

Barranco shook lightly his head, breathing out a tiny chuckle when the other replied. He seemed... quite peeved for the recent events, and to be quite fair he couldn’t really blame him for that, would he? Being defeated by a teenager was already quite embarassing for someone like the Rabbids who, apart from Pink, probably didn’t even think about going to far with their plans, let alone for such a powerful being like Dark!

“This world is a mess.” Barranco replied, shrugging it off “The order everyone keep preaching for couldn’t be considered such after all, would it? Nobody truly knows what they’re doing, and yet keep saying they’re on the right side. It’s... kind of annoying, to say the least. Annoying and terribly stupid.”

“As for Rayman... he doesn’t understand just yet. He’s but a child, after all...” the professor grinned, tilting lightly his head “He follows the lessons his mother taught him, just like any kid would.  Of course... there’s always a way to change someone’s mind, wether with violence or with the right words - it doesn’t matter. As soon as he starts to question something himself, he’ll see how everything is flawed-”

“--oh, but please forgive me. Here I go, rambling...!”

[mcmentics]

Toka stares… a little confused, he has to admit, to the little man and his tired look, before forcing himself to smile back at him. He must admit that… h-he’s feeling quite uncomfortable at the moment. The other one screams and threatens him, and now someone else arrives with his arm and acts all kind and… w-well, not exactly calm, but as nothing is happening anyways? Holy Polokus, it takes just a teapot and a couple of cups, and the situation would be officially confusing.

The Guardian takes a moment, blinking as the other one speaks, and can’t but murmur a small: « A thing…? » as the other doesn’t stop. At the end, all he can do is to wait for him to finish. Or… at least, calm down a little.

What is it, a mirror? Are they both anxyous messes?

At the end, he finds himself in front of the request to not do anything heroic, and for a moment the proud child in him feels almost offended. He’s a Guardian, he shouldn’t promise anything like that! On the contrary, if these guys kidnapped him, he should… uh, throw them away or something!… right?

… for Polokus’ sake, Guardians don’t mess with the Glade’s encounters since forever, he’s… not exactly sure of what he should do… Is there even a rule…?

At the end, logic finds a place to work, and the thought alone that he’s in the enemy’s territory is enough to make him understand that he’ll have to play by the rules. At least, for now.

« … I promise. » he simply answers then, hoping he won’t regret it.

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Of course, the Guardian was clearly feeling quite uncomfortable for all of that - and Barranco wouldn’t blame him! Beaten up, amputated and shoved in a cage, just to wake up to witness Pink’s lack of empathy... it surely didn’t seem like the start of a good day. The professor smiled kindly, however, quite grateful the other didn’t even try about making resistence. He might’ve thought about it, considered the idea of personally taking care of that nonsense with violent ways, just to ultimately decide to be smart.

That’s not something he expected, but sure as hell he was grateful.

“Thank you... thank you so much.” he muttered, turning the key in the hole and finally opening the cage, dragging the arm inside with him just to breathe out, evidently tired. Physical stuff weren’t exactly his things, but Pink didn’t seem to be quite as helpful...!

“...Don’t worry.” he kept on talking, as nicely as he could as he tried all he could to lift the rock limb and attach it once more to the rest of the Guardian’s body, with little to no success “It’s no... weapon, or-or dangerous stuff, really. I-I realize how worrisome this could be, but-but it’ll be like nothing at all changed, I swear.”

[softly-and-quietly-musing]

How cute You think I’m helpless You couldn’t be more wrong

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zzdms:

She’ll gently slide a hand through his hair while he talks, careful not to touch his bandages too much, and if she’s flirting, hell yeah she is! Well… kind of, she’d just devour him whole if she could, he’s adorable, she loves him, she wants him and he’s hers now and seeing him blush just makes it even cuter! Oh, how she’d love to keep him around forever.

◙ “I had to plea…  Rayman was passing by and freed me… Quite humiliating but I was weak, hungry, and could barely walk… kind of a miracle I managed to survive in the first place…”

She’ll answer, always as blunt as ever, just telling the truth, never-mind how humiliating it can feel, she’ll get slightly closer to him, sliding her hand from his hair to his cheek, only to slowly let it fall. 

◙ “Now tell me my Sweet, why are you so interested into little old moi?”

She purrs, curious to know his motives.

Oh Holy Leptys.

Barranco had to clear his throat over and over, feeling his pale cheeks getting warmer each second.  He forced a tiny smile when she mentioned the hero, sure that one as nice as he was would’ve ended up making such a big mistake... he surely wondered how he reacted once he realized what kind of danger he released.

Once again, he opened his mouth to answer, just to close it soon afterwards after letting out nothing but a gentle wimper, letting her do whatever she wanted. Playing with his hair, in this case, terribly close. Oh, gosh. Why is she so close...?!

“I... We just want to, so to say... shake things up, in this Glade.” He explained slowly, eye looking down in embarassment “For ages we thought the Glade’s so-called balance was nothing but... n-nothing but a mistake. A fake utopia nobody truly believes in, and yet they keep preaching for.”

“Indeed... all we want is chaos.

No other ends, no... world domination, destruction, nothing like that. It’s-it’s not even a stand to show who we are, by now. It’s nothing but pure, sublime desire of reaching the madness a Dream should have.” he smiled widely, chuckling under his breath “...I assume... our plans aren’t quite far from one another, miss?”

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robotpirateleader:

*SWOOSH*

Looks like that in their anger they barely noticed the Admiral slowy pulling the sword through his back, to end up sliding it between him and the android Rabbid, a few cms away from their throat.

“Mark my words, bunny. I have no idea what you’re doing here, but if it’s to loose my fucking time, you’ll end up in scrap metal. Especially if you don’t know how to remain in your place.”

He looks carefully to the bunny’s “design” and suddenly lifts an eyebrow by looking to specific parts.

These metals parts.

They seemed so familiar.

…But of course.

“…By any chance…Did your boss actually…used metal from my destroyed soldiers?”

Before Pink could spit any reply, the pirate removed the sword, keeping a more neutral look.

“I’m…impressed. Who’s your boss?”

...hm.

Pink lifted lightly their neck, eyes on the sword and mouth finally shut, understanding quickly that, despite it all, the guy meant business. Oh, they would’ve loved to smack talk him a little more, but looked like they’ll have to wait for that.

An eyebrow rose, letting out but a tiny “tsk” as the other kept talking, looking at the Admiral dead in the eyes. Not quite impressed, yet with their rage taken on leash, at least.

Which, considering their temper, was saying a lot.

“...there’s just so much metal around the Glade.” they hissed, trying to relax a little “And most of the unusued one is in Dark’s little lackey’s hands, anyway. Barranco had to go for the scraps.” a tiny smirk returned on the android’s face as they crossed their arms “And after he finished his projects, I perfected them.”

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robotpirateleader:

Oh my. What a way to start the conversation. Not only he had no idea how this android-bunny managed to find it’s way in the Stronghold, but they were already attacking his weak spot.

This fellow was definitly not going to be a friend.

After looking carefully at the newcomer from the top of the ear to the feet, he can’t hide a certain frustration with the comment on his height. Surprisingly enough, he still kept calm enough to reply properly.

Well, for now.

“Eh, you sure are big mouthed for an android who pretends to be one of these crazy Glade bunnies.”

He gives them a look of disdain, while lifting an eyebrow.

“Look at you, you’re even bad at hiding your metal parts! Are you so ashamed to be like us?”

You hit his weak spot, he gives you back the change.

This wasn’t going to end well, for sure.

How? Hah. You’d be surprised of how many ways the Rabbids had to sneak in the weirdest places. Tunnels everywhere, shortcuts behind every corner. And, of course, luck. A lot of luck.

Of course, meeting with that... scrap metal wasn’t in Pink’s plans. They just hoped to find something good to fix his latest ‘toy’, and instead there they are. Frowning, mechanical eye sparkling with a sudden peak of anger as soon as the other made that comment about their appearence.

Granted, they started, but did it matter?

No. Of course not. They were allowed to say whatever they wanted.

“Ex-FUCKIN-cuse me?!” they squeaked, moving closer to assure their dominance over the other robot “For YOUR INFORMATION, ya little FUCKFACE, I’m showing off what’s GOOD. My design is absolutely perfect, showin’ the best of both worlds, and my boss spent a FUCKTON OF TIME COMING UP WITH THIS. What’s your excuse to look like a fuckin GREMLIN?!”

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

some professor barranco because i love myself some overly angsty rabbid

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schattenmagier:

Okay. She hasn’t even done anything! Or was ‘taking a stroll’ not allowed in this place? Because suddenly she got attacked by these… complete incompetent idiots. What did they thought what they are going to achieve with just running up to and trying to attack her? It was almost to easy for her to send them flying with her rather useful shadow claw that had appeared on her arm. 

“Awkward indeed…”

The woman muttered, and let the claw fall to her side while her eyes focused on the only one of these guys, who hasn’t tried to attack her yet. Maybe he was a little smarter than his ‘friends’… or just a coward. 

“Say… do you guys always attack random people vho are just passing by?“

Barranco let out a tiny, incredibly embarassed cough, eye on the shadowy claw until that disappeared. Interesting. Another shadow manipulator? The Glade surely was getting plenty of them, in the last years. 

However, we’re not here to study someone. We’re here to apologize. Because that wasn’t a good plan, so might as well try to say the truth and hope she will believe him.

“...m-my deepest apologies, miss-” he muttered, hands going to torture eachother in a desperate addempt to let out some stress “We were, huh... we-we were looking for someone else, but these... buffoons of course wouldn’t even think about listening to me, apparently.”

A tired laugh, and the poor Rabbid even hinted at a tiny bow.

“I’m so- SO mortified, it was quite rude!”