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Rare full body oh hi

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Booty booty booty

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theliteraryjournals

It’s like he’s got two emotions - pissed off and sadistically amused.

Rainbow Rowell, Carry On (via wordsnquotes)

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ARKHAM ASYLUM: A SERIOUS HOUSE ON SERIOUS EARTH (1989) Art by Dave McKean

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Usually when people find me attractive it’s like as a sexual object more so than a person. I don’t want that kind of attention anymore. But, don’t get me wrong I still want attention.

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cassandraebner

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

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First of all: bullshit.

Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.

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how did you do that so smoothly?

bumbleshark

thats some broadway musical shit

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey

But seriously, I think I love you.

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heck no, i’m callin dibs

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Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;)

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By the way, folks… We’re super engaged. Just fyi. :P

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Well, we never got around to making a wedding gif, but still super-married and loving it. Happy Valentine’s Day!

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I never saw anything after the first wonder woman twirl gif! This is adorable!

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Sometimes the Internet is wonderful

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was lucidmami

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Puppyteeth

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Mobstr

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KINGDOM COME #4 (Aug. 1996) Art by Alex Ross Words by Mark Waid

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A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

fitzefitcher

#this is team skull

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The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

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I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy