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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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KIROKAZE
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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DEAR READER

Love Begins
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@cheekycunt69
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Feel The Mop
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i mad a mop icon 4 mysel f!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lov this liserd
why i'm married to an oppressive shitlord
like ugh heās such a meninist he always takes up 90% of the couch and when i spend 5 hours watching say yes to the dress he actually makes fun of it, can you imagine that???? and like when i punch him multiple times really hard as a cute joke, he punches back? WHAT AN ABUSER OF WOMEN and then today TODAY he said that he wants some homecooked food hello how triggering is that? like, iām not your slave??????? #killallmen am i right?
This better be satire. Otherwise Iām going to write an essay as to why you are a fucking idiot in more ways than one.
⦠you not recognizing this as satire is what assures me that youāre the idiot here. Rude shit.
I was hoping this was satire, but Iāve seen too much to be sure. I apologize.
Alright then, an apology I'll surely accept. But you're right, there would be things like that on here.
why i'm married to an oppressive shitlord
like ugh heās such a meninist he always takes up 90% of the couch and when i spend 5 hours watching say yes to the dress he actually makes fun of it, can you imagine that???? and like when i punch him multiple times really hard as a cute joke, he punches back? WHAT AN ABUSER OF WOMEN and then today TODAY he said that he wants some homecooked food hello how triggering is that? like, iām not your slave??????? #killallmen am i right?
This better be satire. Otherwise Iām going to write an essay as to why you are a fucking idiot in more ways than one.
... you not recognizing this as satire is what assures me that you're the idiot here. Rude shit.
arenāt i so fucking cute with my purple flower eyes? monte bless circle lenses
i have two new moles on my chest????
*In a Job Interview*
Interviewer:Ā so tell me, why should we hire yoā
Me:
Interviewer: ā¦Iā¦I donāt see how that is supposed to helā
me:Ā
Interviewer:Ā i-if you could please stop doing t-thaā
me:Ā
Interviewer: SHIT BOI YOU GOT THE JOB GATDAM!!1!
heres to my size 3-8 girls. heres to my slightly squishy ladies who, whenever they have shown the slightest discomfort in their bodies, have been shut down immediately becauseĀ āi would kill to have a body like yours!!!!!āĀ āshut the fuck up youre so skinny wtfāĀ āyoure not gonna get all gross and anorexic are you?ā
heres to my girls with skinny arms but a chubby belly. heres to my girls with a double chin but impossible waistline. heres to my girls with thick thighs and a flat butt. heres to my girls with disproportionate bodies. heres to my girls who were never āskinny enough,ā or ābig enough.ā heres to you. youre fucking flawless.
Since Iāve been playing HuniePop all day Iāve received multiple messages from 14 different steam friends trying to shit on my perfect waifus.
You should challenge them to a fightfu
good taste, but whereās lola
i cringed so hard i feel actual, physical pain
Iām out
i got ten seconds in and i quit
her Boo hat makes her look like a chicken.
i hope donald trump deports all union jack wearing hipsters
I implore you all to go to 2:15.
glad when quality content that aligns with my values pops up unexpectedly
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Priest:Ā āThe power of Christ compells-ā
Possessed person [cutting off the priest in a low, grating voice]:Ā āYour mother sucks cock in hell!ā
Priest:Ā āThatās her choice as a rational, consenting adult.ā
Possessed person:Ā āGood point.ā
the world was so pink tonight i was in awe
if your boyfriend isnāt strong enough to pick you up and pin you against the wall, you have a girlfriend.
ā¦ā¦..what
if your boyfriend doesnāt suplex you on sight he aint a man
if your boyfriend canāt catapult you across the room like a boomerang he a cactus
if he donāt powerslam you for breakfast he a herb