homo homini lupus est

21. hopelessly happy housewife. a husband and four cats from hell. fucking four cats by now what did i think. mama to miniature overlord of hell. twerkin (twerk/twer/twerself)

[vanwizard]

gotham baddies + text posts

[cheekycunt69]

Feel The Mop

By now, voters are starting to realize that Rick can not live up to his ludicrous promises. I’m endorsing Mop because they have all of the qualities crucial in a leader: integrity, stability, and humility. Most important of all, they have inspiration. World-famous children’s audiobook reader and Mop-endorser Gimberly Farkus said it best: We need to our movement. Yesterday, Mop needs you are leading in the next three weeks, we'll be on our movement. Thank you for being a critical day of voting begins. Yes, Wall Street has accomplished so grateful for being a contribution before a part of money. Thank you this email. Tell your community, to ensure our system. Please, contribute to the gap in our future strength and prosperity. Our team has it going! We need to take the broad support makes this email. This election and momentum and reforming our system. It could mean the polls. Today, Mop is amazing and we can't stop now. It’s hard to deny the power of such stirring words. Make the right decision. Vote for Mop. We can do this, Cheekycunt69 #MopForABetterTomorrow #MopIn2016

[zippers]

i mad a mop icon 4 mysel f!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lov this liserd

[cheekycunt69]

why i'm married to an oppressive shitlord

like ugh he’s such a meninist he always takes up 90% of the couch and when i spend 5 hours watching say yes to the dress he actually makes fun of it, can you imagine that???? and like when i punch him multiple times really hard as a cute joke, he punches back? WHAT AN ABUSER OF WOMEN and then today TODAY he said that he wants some homecooked food hello how triggering is that? like, i’m not your slave??????? #killallmen am i right?

[space1255-blog]

This better be satire. Otherwise I’m going to write an essay as to why you are a fucking idiot in more ways than one.

[cheekycunt69]

… you not recognizing this as satire is what assures me that you’re the idiot here. Rude shit.

[space1255-blog]

I was hoping this was satire, but I’ve seen too much to be sure. I apologize.

[cheekycunt69]

Alright then, an apology I'll surely accept. But you're right, there would be things like that on here.

[cheekycunt69]

why i'm married to an oppressive shitlord

like ugh he’s such a meninist he always takes up 90% of the couch and when i spend 5 hours watching say yes to the dress he actually makes fun of it, can you imagine that???? and like when i punch him multiple times really hard as a cute joke, he punches back? WHAT AN ABUSER OF WOMEN and then today TODAY he said that he wants some homecooked food hello how triggering is that? like, i’m not your slave??????? #killallmen am i right?

[space1255-blog]

This better be satire. Otherwise I’m going to write an essay as to why you are a fucking idiot in more ways than one.

[cheekycunt69]

... you not recognizing this as satire is what assures me that you're the idiot here. Rude shit.

[cheekycunt69]

aren’t i so fucking cute with my purple flower eyes? monte bless circle lenses

[breakfastburritoe-deactivated20]

[surprisebitch]

[shortstaks]

,

[cheekycunt69]

i have two new moles on my chest????

[sonypraystation]

*In a Job Interview*

Interviewer: so tell me, why should we hire yo–

Me:

Interviewer: …I…I don’t see how that is supposed to hel–

me: 

Interviewer: i-if you could please stop doing t-tha–

me: 

Interviewer: SHIT BOI YOU GOT THE JOB GATDAM!!1!

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

heres to my size 3-8 girls. heres to my slightly squishy ladies who, whenever they have shown the slightest discomfort in their bodies, have been shut down immediately because “i would kill to have a body like yours!!!!!” “shut the fuck up youre so skinny wtf” “youre not gonna get all gross and anorexic are you?”

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

heres to my girls with skinny arms but a chubby belly. heres to my girls with a double chin but impossible waistline. heres to my girls with thick thighs and a flat butt. heres to my girls with disproportionate bodies. heres to my girls who were never “skinny enough,” or “big enough.” heres to you. youre fucking flawless.

[fanotastic]

Since I’ve been playing HuniePop all day I’ve received multiple messages from 14 different steam friends trying to shit on my perfect waifus.

[x-h3kk3ning-x]

You should challenge them to a fightfu

[fanotastic]

[shiver-stars-deactivated2019082]

good taste, but where’s lola

[fanotastic]

[chrisintegration-deactivated202]

i cringed so hard i feel actual, physical pain

[blackwoolncrown]

I’m out

[chrisintegration-deactivated202]

i got ten seconds in and i quit

[jasperbat-deactivated20210915]

her Boo hat makes her look like a chicken.

[thivus]

i hope donald trump deports all union jack wearing hipsters

[official-mugi]

I implore you all to go to 2:15.

[jestergnome]

glad when quality content that aligns with my values pops up unexpectedly

[goblinparty]

[captions]

Priest: “The power of Christ compells-”

Possessed person [cutting off the priest in a low, grating voice]: “Your mother sucks cock in hell!”

Priest: “That’s her choice as a rational, consenting adult.”

Possessed person: “Good point.”

[thethemefrom90210-deactivated20]

[ruinedchildhood]

[rewelcomed]

the world was so pink tonight i was in awe

[justastrongcountryboy-deactivat]

if your boyfriend isn’t strong enough to pick you up and pin you against the wall, you have a girlfriend.

[gang0fwolves-deactivated2018120]

……..what

[sonypraystation]

if your boyfriend doesn’t suplex you on sight he aint a man

[thepapayastand-deactivated20160]

if your boyfriend can’t catapult you across the room like a boomerang he a cactus

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

if he don’t powerslam you for breakfast he a herb