Mostly Harmless 🌍

38 🧔🏻‍♂️🇬🇧 Demisexual Shy and Silly Geek sharing what I love and desire - Crazy Cat & Dog Daddy, Movie Nerd and Erotic Kink Lover

[artsy-fartsy-purvert]

[cheekykinkysundays]

🍑🧡

[zumainthyfuture]

[reallymoments]

DELETE THIS NOW!

[quitethefreak]

Lmfao

[sunflowersage747-deactivated202]

I HATE WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE

[illbegotdamn]

when she cums & you don’t stop

[whitegirlsaintshit]

GOD

[unixslut-deactivated20181221]

*Giggle* This was so necessary to reblog!

[femsubdenial]

Yeah, but usually I’m more into methodical teasing and build-up like:

with the occasional

[anytimeanyplace365-deactivated2]

This just keeps getting better

[chuckyface]

Lmao. Bye!

[needscandalinmylife]

Reblog to save a life! lol

[alwaysbewoke]

but then sometimes you be with these chicks who act like they ain’t never going to cum but you hanging in there, with you hand and forearm cramping up just determined as fuck

and then finally all those wrist curls and pull ups pay off and you bring her house fucking house down

and you just take a bow like a fucking champion even if no one is around!

[playygrl-deactivated20221219]

😭

[babydeermilk-deactivated2018060]

Stahp

[iamstellificent]

Omg it got better 😂😂😂

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

I HATE THIS POST 💀💀💀💀

[youseebutyoudontsee]

#justice

[rayryan-90-deactivated20170226]

That’s right, keep it going 👍🏾

[autumnal-thunder]

Okay I wasn’t going to reblog this until the end. 

[taelor-gangg]

I didn’t think this post could have gotten better. I was wrong

[chokesngags]

wow lol

[princessxbrielle-deactivated202]

It got even better 😂

[imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout]

Omg you fuckers made it better

[shaibearslaybear-blog]

You people are amazing

[alwaysbewoke]

DAYS LATER…

your hand is still a little sore…

but was it worth it? *remembers her moaning, yelling, cumming, flopping around, turning into butter in your hand*

HELL FUCKING YEA!

[trentthewiseone]

Damn this is on point!!!

[iamstellificent]

Lol there’s more !!! 😂😂

[thaunderground]

might be the greatest Tumblr post ever

[impinochia]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this post gives me life

[wowmelanin]

I just spit my chocolate milk fam😂😂😂

[chubbybiebz]

How can you not reblog this

[hh-junior]

OMG..

[cutest-kitten]

BAHAHAHAHAAA

[alwaysbewoke]

THEN ONE NIGHT SHE’S LIKE “I WANT TO TRY TOYS” SO YOU’RE LIKE

[sixteenotherdays-deactivated202]

@dxilydose I think the original post took steroids

[wnt-perfection]

IT GOT BETTER @lifes-a-sport

[dont-change-for-people]

I CANT DEAL WITH THIS 😂😂😂

[i-am-the-agonist]

@lokisredledger this reached a whole new level xD

[lokisredledger]

@i-am-the-agonist I’m dying xD

[cartoon-sexx]

Woah longest message i ever read

[wethentai122-deactivated2018011]

Must Reblog!!!

[hotgirls-near-u]

This is perfect

[vmachina]

My life is done. I can die happy.

[lashana]

I don’t care… I just need to reblog this XD 

[velvet74sub]

Damn, that cartoon has now been wrecked, I’ll never watch it the same way again.

Thank you

[disputeone]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[thetinyxxgoddess]

This was a fun tie

[bajingo]

Ghoul Boy

[nakedmusicscore]

[wonderevel]

so love this pic

Source Pinterest

EJ

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[gr-energy-deactivated20231129]

Spiderman like a Bad Boy . . .

[maddiganx]

madsillustrated

[playboybunnygirl82]

[chronivore]

With Winnie-the-Pooh and The Battle of Hastings sharing an anniversary today, did you know that E. H. Shepard once drew this amazing scene for an exclusive book bag?

[darkpaladin]

I love that none of them have weapons. Except Kanga, who has a fucking morningstar.

[not100bees]

that is roo

[stuckinapril]

One of the things I love to achieve is literally just making people feel good about themselves. I love it when I accomplish that. That is such an important part of being myself. I want u to walk away from our conversation thinking you’re the coolest person to have walked this planet bc I love u so much

[littlewickedthings]

Abraham Lopez

[lizclimo]

[reddevilgoddesstoo]

Hello my friends!

All is well here. I just haven't been around much because life has been keeping me busy. Work and my health are kicking my ass most days, leaving me with not a lot of bandwidth for human interaction.

But never fear, my lovely friends! I am still here. I promise I will be annoying you with way too many posts on your dash soon.

[cheekykinkysundays]

Well hello beautiful! 😍

Wow you look amazing (love the new hairstyle!) and can’t wait to see more ! ❤️🥰

[cheekykinkysundays]

Just getting ready for the winter look … hate my face and body 😔

[manderz82]

[goodgirlswildside]

It's me

[cheekykinkysundays]

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