Little Miss

Gonna wear that dress you like, skin tight, Do my hair up real, real nice. And syncopate my skin to match your heart beating. Let me show you how proud I am to be yours. 

[followbackcenter]

These glasses make the lights look like snowman

[pls-delete-me-deactivated201603]

use these to stare at the sun

[flavoracle]

Please do NOT use these to stare at the sun.

Nobody needs a Super Sayan Frosty.

[damnfunnylol]

As an australian, this is all I know about american geography

[asianfaceguy]

You went around Texas

[ikarost]

[didyoujustspitonme]

— Central Park, New York City

— Barcelona, Spain

— Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

— Male, Maldives

— Niagra Falls, USA/Canadian border

— Tulip fields, Holand

— Egyptian Pyramids

— Artificial Islands, Dubai

— Venice, Italia

— Santiago, Chile

[anthropo-scene]

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

you got poland lookin nice

Namibia workin it

Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

Haiti fuckin rockin it

Great Britain got damn

Switzerland hell yeah

and then

….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

[tempestpaige]

ive never been more proud to be an american tbh

[dutchstore]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

LMFAAAOO! I’m the lady!

[politicalpolitics]

When she heard the word affair she was like ooo let me hear this boiling tea

[animalsnaps]

.

[let-it-go-brother]

I can’t stop replaying it

[giajade]

Have you ever just randomly cried because you’ve been holding shit in for too long?

[aliilovely]

Every week

[trippietxxsh]

at least three times a week

[melanin-king]

I definitely read this wrong…I was gonna suggest more fiber in y'all diet

[jehovahs-deactivated20170218]

we can all agree that autumn is a nicer word than fall

[galacticfunk]

Autumn Out Boy

[weloveshortvideos]

[excima]

this is so funny

[kenxoxmusic]

THIS IS SOMETHING I WOULD DO

[tayismom]

The fucking water tho

[rokeyalovestay]

HAHA

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

I’m dying

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[flamboynt-deactivated20151220]

I FOUND IT ✊

[addcolortomysky]

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

[blairisbae]

Who first posted this?

[ratbastarddotfuck]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

[amberdamnn]

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

[cheer-for-love]

You’re doing a good job

Thank you anon ☺️

[cheer-for-love]

I don’t need it always

But sometimes I just want someone to tell me I’m doing a good job.

[quotemadness]

Be careful of love. It’ll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong.

Rick Riordan (via quotemadness)

[quotemadness]

She was the kind of girlfriend God gives you young, so you’ll know loss the rest of your life.

Junot Díaz (via quotemadness)

[theanimalmemes]

Until I find a guy that is equally obsessed with me as I am with him & is willing to give me his all I’m staying single

@sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)

[burntcopper]

Kromlau bridge, Germany, during all four seasons.