MOST to say the LEAST

"here comes PATTY SIMCOX, the bad seed of RYDELL HIGH"

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runawaybun:

“Oh does that mean you’re done? Aww and I was just about to master tuning out all your babble.”

“so you weren’t even listening? that’s considered rude to most people.”

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@runawaybun

“i don’t like to BRAG and i won’t, because i don’t HAVE TO!”

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i love how my exams start tomorrow n im like “yeah lets revamp my patty blog” 

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hello hello i forgot abt this blog but?? i doubt i’ll come back to it bc (& if any of u follow my hmac blog you’ll know) i lost my icons (i’ve remade my hmac ones but i’m still doing it & i don’t have the time or energy to remake my patty ones) plus i have gcses coming up so if i am ever active on here again it’ll be after june 17th

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( oh wow its been a while hello )

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upchuckfactor:

❝ the last guy i slept with KILLED HIMSELF because he was gay for his linebacker, and… my best friend seemed to have it all together, but now SHE’S GONE, TOO. now my stomach hurts worse and worse, and every morning on the bus i feel my heart beating louder and faster and i’m like—’jesus, i’m on the friggin’ bus again because all my rides to school are DEAD!’ ❞

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( i rly need to do stuff on here yikes )

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Marty Maraschino as played by Keke Palmer ( Grease: Live! Characters )

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SENTENCE MEMES FROM POPULAR TUMBLR TEXT POSTS :

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❛  but officer, they were fucking with my clique.  ❜ ❛  if you lose yourself, i will find you.  ❜ ❛  true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together.  ❜ ❛  oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory.  ❜ ❛  fuck you but fuck me first.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute, what is your face html?  ❜ ❛  my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’  ❜ ❛  my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background.  ❜ ❛  i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account?  ❜ ❛  my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore.  ❜ ❛  at myself, what the fuck are you doing.  ❜ ❛  if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep.  ❜ ❛  this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  how do you get a nice body without moving.  ❜ ❛  it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!!  ❜ ❛  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened?  ❜ ❛  you ever just ugh really hard?  ❜ ❛  i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness.  ❜ ❛  i was confident for like two minutes one time.  ❜ ❛  all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next.  ❜ ❛  i have my pencils and my tears ready.  ❜ ❛  i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one.  ❜ ❛  i avoid everyone, including the people i like.  ❜ ❛  i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me.  ❜ ❛  gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY!  ❜ ❛  it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you.  ❜ ❛  thinking about space fucks me up.  ❜ ❛  my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could illegally download clothes.  ❜ ❛  heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop.  ❜ ❛  i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person.  ❜ ❛  at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit.  ❜ ❛  ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression.  ❜ ❛  i’m fluent in talking shit.  ❜ ❛  it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me.  ❜ ❛  why am i better than everyone?  ❜ ❛  sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.  ❜ ❛  I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME.  ❜ ❛  i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves.  ❜ ❛  i love learning bad things about people i don’t like.  ❜ ❛  i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.  ❜ ❛  i’m just an asshole with feelings.  ❜ ❛  there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne.  ❜ ❛  damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say.  ❜ ❛  damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you.  ❜ ❛  your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am.  ❜ ❛  i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole.  ❜ ❛  i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch.  ❜ ❛  i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself.  ❜ ❛  tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t.  ❜ ❛  my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’  ❜ ❛  maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always.  ❜ ❛  i believe in hate at first sight.  ❜ ❛  you hate me? wow, so much in common already.  ❜ ❛  i’m filled with hate and useless facts.  ❜ ❛  do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you?  ❜ ❛  i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out.  ❜ ❛  getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there.  ❜ ❛  there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try.  ❜ ❛  i ship me and money.  ❜ ❛  have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow?  ❜ ❛  how do i get over someone i never dated?  ❜ ❛  i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden.  ❜ ❛  if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t like your clothes, take them off.  ❜ ❛  put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up.  ❜ ❛  dying is taking too long.  ❜ ❛  being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body.  ❜ ❛  don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.  ❜ ❛  you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’  ❜ ❛  good news, everyone: dogs.  ❜ ❛  if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong.  ❜

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wcrstthing:

“Wow, I gotta say I’m impressed.” The question still hung in the air, but Rizzo let it. Maybe the fact that the rumor was false, made it easier to ignore. Instead, she smirked, a malice in her eyes she didn’t have an ounce of control over. “Actually askin’ it to my face. If you weren’t such a nosebleed, I might actually respect that.”

“impressed?” she wasn’t sure that was right, why would she be impressed for that? then again, she didn’t really understand why rizzo did anything she did. “you still didn’t answer the question, that means i’m right, doesn’t it?”

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upchuckfactor:

     she wishes she could feel a little more sympathy for      the girl, but quite frankly, she could give less of a shit. it’s      soda. it’ll dry up. by the time the student council elections      come up, no one will even  know  something  was  spilled      on her. – it’s time for  veronica’s  revenge  for  her  being      rather BRATTY, though. ❝ not bad at all. ❞ sure, that’s the      truth, but right now, it kind of looks like patty peed herself.

she hoped the girl was RIGHT, maybe she was overexaggerating or something and it didn’t actually look too bad, except she couldn’t quite bring herself to believe her. “you’re DEFINITELY sure?”

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toopvre:

    ❛ so — every day except sunday and monday? ❜

“technically not every day except sunday and monday  but it COULD be. it takes a lot of commitment- do you  have that?”

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“you have literally been dissed for the last three minutes stop smiling”

LIVESTREAM MEME

“wait- was that all supposed to be OFFENSIVE?”

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send me a symbol for...

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✿  five times my muse almost texted yours, and the one time they did.

▲  five time my muse thought about kissing yours, and the one time they did.

☠  five times my muse thought about hitting yours, and the one time they did.

★  five times my muse though yours looked breath-taking, and the one time they voice it.

❤  five times my muse says they don’t love yours, and the one time they admit it.

▼  five times my muse has caught yours getting off, and the one time they help out.

♫  five times my muse swears it’s not a date, and the one time it maybe is.

☪  five times our muses almost hold hands, and the one time they do.

☁  five times my muse has thought about yours, and the one time they do something about it.

☢  five times my muse almost sends a nude, and the one time they do.

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Using the new GIF function, search your faceclaim and post the first gif that shows up

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Originally posted by broadwaycrazed

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meet the blogger;

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basics:

name: emily

nickname: em, lightly salted dorito, “other emily”

where do you live: england lmao (nearish to london)

favourite color: yellow

hair length: medium/long? 

hair color: blonde

eye colour: blue

siblings: two younger sisters

current profession: im literally fifteeen

area of work/study: whatever tf im doing in school (like 13 subjects or smth)

are you under 18: ye

do you live at home: yep

music genre: musicals ngl

movie genre: movie musicals

this or that: bold your answer…

are you: single or taken? iM NO T CERTAIN RN

are you: short, average or tall?

are you: shy, loud, friendly, quiet or avoidable?

are you: atheist, pagan, christian, orthodox, satanic, catholic, jewish, buddhist, muslim, mormon, agnostic, jehovah’s witness, or not sure what you believe?

does your future profession have anything to do with: medicine, law, children, animals, or entertainment? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

do your fears include: commitment, heights, death, needles, the dark, or thunder? 

do you: laugh or stutter when you’re nervous?

do you: chew on pens, bite your nails or shake your leg?

do you: want piercings or tattoos?

do you: want to get married eventually, never want to get married or not know if you want to get married?

do you: want children eventually, never want children or not know if you want children?

have you ever: kissed someone who’s name begins with an e, t, l, j, m, or d?

have you ever: smoked a cigarette, smoked a cigar, or done hard drugs?

would you rather: live in the country or the city?

personal:

ever dyed your hair: yes!

are you in love: ma y be ????????

does someone like you: y eah and idk what to do

last time you really cried: i elbowed a door at school this morning

last person you texted: my dad

last call to your phone: my sister

last text message sent to a friend: “oh cool have fun!” 

have you kissed anyone in the last 31 days: i haven’t kissed anyone in the past fifteen years, eleven months and thirteen days lma o

who can you go to with your problems: ali probably but also jess

ever cheated: ive never dated anyone

do you like your body: ew no

favourite quote: "we could assassinate the prime minister and nobody would know because we all look way young for our age”- i love my geography class so much