this cat says fuck

[Indie Chirithy from KH; Sideblog to andallsoend]

[marloufa]

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invertxgo‌:

“I am. I’m so fuckin’ dealing with it.” He replied, reaching down to scoop Chirithy up into his arms and lift him up above his head, “You’re baby!”

“I’m fuckin BABEY, BITCH!” Chirithy reacted his arms over his head and cackled.

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@invertxgo

“I’m baby, and you gotta fuckin’ Deal with it.” The little plush crossed his arms.

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"What do you keep in that little pouch of yours?" Important little cat things, he's sure.

“I keep all my fucks right here.” He points at the pouch before opening it up and pretending to dig through it. 

“Oh no! They’re all gone.”

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offers the kitty a box in these trying times

“Not every cat likes boxes you know.” He says this as he climbs inside and sits, staring up at her. 

“Some like bags, some like high spots, you’re just lucky I do like boxes.”

[z-r-drive]

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“It’s true he did!” He laughed and stood proud. “FUCK!!!”

[invertxgo]

“Be nice to mom i dont want him to leave again cause yall are being piss babies.”

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“Do I gotta be nice?” He patted Luxu’s leg. “I don’t wanna be fuckin’ nice! I’m mean! Like you!”

[secondclassvines]

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thereforall‌:

“Well now that’s no fun. What do you say to going on a little adventure?”

Chirithy gasped, squishing her cheeks between his tiny plush hands. “An adventure?! FUCK YEAH!! Where we goin’?”

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@thereforall

“Nah, no visitors, just the normal fucking whiny spirits. It gets boring here without you when they just blab about the same things over and over!!”

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invertxgo‌:

Luxu returns it with a kiss of his own, right between Chirithy’s ears.

“Take good care of that eyepatch. It makes you look super badass. A stuffie to be fuckin’ reckoned with.”

“You fuckin’ know it! No one messes with me!” Chirithy pet his new eyepatch and giggled.

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Red stitched eyes stared at his good counterpart with a small frown. "Your coloring sucks." Purple is obviously better. (nightmarechiiriithii)

“Hey! You can shut the fuck right up!!” He threateningly points a crayon at the other Chirithy.

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invertxgo‌:

Luxu reaches into a pocket, pulling out one of his spare eyepatches, and after a bit of adjusting, slips it into place over Chirthy’s head, covering up the poked eye and giving a nice little head pat to end it up, “Check it! Now we match.”

Chirithy gasped and laughed, pressing his muzzle to Luxu’s unscarred cheek in a facsimile of a kiss.

“We match! Hooray!!”

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invertxgo‌:

Luxu hums, “Y’know what? On second thought, you’re totally doomed. I’ll get the eyepatch Immediately.”

“Oh woe is me!! In need of a cool eyepatch because of my tiny, pokey hand!!” Chirithy draped himself over Luxu as best he could, properly dramatic.

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"Screaming contest! Go! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The answering scream is high pitched and shrill, and definitely loud enough to hurt anyone’s ears within a few feet.

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invertxgo‌:

This was too cute, “It will, it will. Your tiny adorable little eye will heal from the absolutely fucking brutal poking that you put it through. You’ll be seeing through both of those precious little baby blues in no time.”

“Are you super sure?? Are you sure I won’t need a cool eyepatch like you??” He pressed their noses together, staring right into Luxu’s eye.