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@cheescxke-blog
Here comes the rotten cheesecake. He can never — NEVER find peace when the fermented scum was around. Could he? “Fucking lord of the cakes, what do you want now?”
"Lord of the cakes, yep that's me." No, you can't run from cheesecake--he enjoys messing with Brownie too much.
Lays spread a hot brownie on the table. Serve best with vanilla ice cream he would say.
Ew. That looks disgusting. Like a big pile of cow shit. Smells like it too.
Cheesecake has had an incredibly tiresome day, he's absolutely baked to the core. "Damn kids and their grubby hands." He feels so violated.
”Fine, but I ain’t buyin’.”
"Yes, yes of course," He flipped his hair over his shoulder. "Shall we go, my friend?"
”From where?”
"Oh, I know this wonderful cafe!--It definitely has great cheesecake." All cheesecake is great but, you know. Some better than others.
”Hm ——— I want cheesecake now.”
That's more his language. "Really? You'd like some cheesecake?--How about we get you some, then!"
”It’s obvious what dessert you like. But I don’t see what the big deal is. I mean, they both make you fat and they both taste good.”
Cheesecake-chan shivered at the thought that anyone could think a brownie tasted good. "Whatever you say--" He's trying to practice tolerance.
Why was that man being so aggressive with the desserts? EROS blinked his green eyes repeatedly, and approached with mild caution. “Excuse me sir, do you acquire assistance?” He asked, eyes moving to look at the brownies, than back at the man. The android couldn’t consume food. He could taste it, could chew it and even swallow it, but it would never fuel him the way it did humans.
Cheesecake-chan turned towards the voice, a little embarrassed (but not quite) at being caught essentially yelling at a box of brownie mix. "Everything is fine~!" He said in his most cheery voice before taking in the appearance of the man. Realizing that he didn't work there, Cheesecake then gave a shrug. "Well, unless you want to help me burn all these boxes."
”Really? They taste good to me.” He paused. Saying such a thing to an obviously unstable, brownie-hating individual wasn’t a good idea. “But, uh…so’s cheesecake.”
He felt his eye twitch. "Cheesecake is a gift to this Earth!" He took a breath, trying to regain his composure. Righting his shoulders, Cheesecake-chan gave a smile. "Though I suppose you can like...whatever dessert you want." The word 'dessert' had a strong emphasis, followed by another twitch.
✦; “Oh, no,” she shook her head. “Sorry.” It’s rude not to pay attention to people while they’re talking, Dani. “I hardly ever see anyone happy about their job. What do you do?”
He waved a hand in the air, dismissing her apology with a shake of his head. "Well--let's say, I spread joy throughout the world; I'm somewhat of a...ahh, diet consultant?"
What the——? He’s never seen someone despise brownie’s as much as this man does.
”I would ask why you’re poking at brownie mix like that, but I feel like I’d regret it.”
"Brownies are a cheap excuse for a dessert." He'll then clear his throat. "Now, cheesecake--that's something entirely different. So elegant and well thought out, as opposed to a brownie! Just a clump of dough and chocolate!"
Excuse him as he glares at the brownie mix boxes in the baking aisle at the grocery store. "Disgusting," he growled, poking at one rather aggressively with his finger. "Absolutely disgusting." He will never understand the appeal of brownies--so cheap and easy. Any desert that comes from a cardboard box should not be eaten.
✦; Don’t let looks deceive you—Dani eats like a pig. Mention food, point to where it is, and she’ll run after it. “Why’s that?” she ventured, nose wrinkling. Briefly she glanced over the other’s shouldr, expecting to see a bakery or something, but it was just a few other shops.
Even better. Hopefully she likes cheesecake. "Hmm--well I guess you could say my job is rather...Fulfilling." A few chuckles are given because he is the pun master. Catching her eyes, Cheesecake-chan looked over his shoulder as well. "Do you see something that interests you?"
He doesn’t believe in Cheesecake chan because most of the things he said are full of cheesy lies. Of course, being a brownie, Brownie kun was prone to being angered — especially by whatever cheese was the cheesecake was saying. “WHATEVER!” He almost screamed — almost. “I am done with you. Why are you following me. Aren’t you supposed to be trotting around teenage girls at ridiculously expensive cafes?”
Someone is getting a little feisty. Feigning shock, Cheesecake-chan placed a thin hand over his heart. "Oh, dear--please lower your voice. You don't want to get overcooked, now do you?" That was a good joke, allow him to get in a few giggles. "All in a day's work," He shrugged. "Besides, for as many teenage girls there are in the world--none could compare to how fun it is to rile you up~"
✦; Op, there’s a dude talking to himself. She shouldn’t be so surprised, but it was a distraction from homework! “Oh, yeah?” she asked, head cocking to the side.
Oh look, another thin girl--one of his favorite things! "Yes, it is." Cheesecake-chan gave a hearty sigh, flipping back his hair and letting his cheesecakey aroma surround the area.
That smile can only mean one thing, and that is his disastrous amount of calories has made yet another young teenage girl cry. "My life is so wonderful." Being fattening is one of the finer pleasures in life.
At least his existence was marked way way way before the cheesecake. Which made Cheesecake chan a poser for trying to be a dessert that was better than him. “Well the my stink is glorious. It’s smelled out of chocolate and not spoiled cheese” And now, Brownie kun is going to just moving a few paces back as if to prove his point. Really, he was already having a bad night of a father and son duo wanting to devour him — he wouldn’t want to stumble with a long-time rival just to ruin his day
Cheesecake has been around since ancient Greece, thank you very much. Cheesecake-chan is anything but a poser--if anything, at least he doesn't come out of a box mix. "I do not smell like spoiled cheese--I smell like love and happiness and raspberries." He pretends to gag when Brownie-kun gets his stink everywhere, covering his mouth and nose dramatically.
