[devilishdescent]

>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

[mulders]

[selfundiagnosed]

[savahnahhallow]

Unrestrained summer fun

[nattousan]

* crazy tire-screeching noises*

[driftoftherain]

My friend wont stop hitting me with the gar sticker when i least expect it

[omtai]

laughed out loud

[finalvortex]

Sometimes I remember that "I'm so fucking normal right now" is a line from disco elysium. like that's such a sentence from a tumblr post to me but no. harry du bois said that. out loud. he would do numbers on here

[fascinationstreetmp3]

me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it

[cosmogenous2]

i'm full of love but i also have the hater's curse and once a day i gotta say some bitchy shit or i'll explode

[quick2love]

“don’t let it bother u” baby i’m gonna be bothered by this for the next 10 years

[quaculaarchive]

*sigh* *releases toxic spores*

[justsomeguycore]

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

[justsomeguycore]

i genuinely think that physically it’s easier to have hard conversations when you’re both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also

[stuuupidthingsss-deactivated202]

"you look sad and tired" well, I am

[vilea777]

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

[slimereveler]

they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣

[slimereveler]

unlock powerful new heroes to ATTACK my pussy!!!

[our-sinister-night]

In my restless dreams.. I’m so fucking lost

[vimbry-moved]

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

[vimbry-moved]

this one's a big hit with the ghosts

[amygdalae]

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg