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Yeah…

[kt-pai]

did You kill Billy Ray Cyrus with that gorilla grip pussy?

[latenightbluezz-deactivated2025]

[teneral]

good fucking morning *levitates towards you with ill intent*

[maladjustedchangeling]

The fact that I am “not a vampire” and have to “go back to work tomorrow” is hitting pretty hard right about now.

[vmae]

I’m watching bridezillas and can’t get over this stripper’s name

[merethic]

[scotty-nobody]

Oh soul? SNATCHED

[killuasuperfriendship]

this is the funniest thing I have ever seen

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sridevi]

my face when i went to pizza pizza today and saw that you could get pesto or bbq sauce or garlic sauce on your pizza instead of marinara and asked the cashier which one she recommends and she said “i would never eat here”

[allazealia]

[bloodsisters-deactivated2023013]

Hating riverdale is internalized homophobia

[valtsv]

[fortscrotum]

[pissvortex]

someones entire work uniform like the hat shirt and pants is just thrown on the ground in this parking lot

[pissvortex]

they QUIT quit

[gun-flame]

bro this isn't funny he despawned please delete this

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[crimewave420]

[malscare]

this is what GOOD PUSSY sounds like *sound of gun cocking

[yourlocalshitfish-deactivated20]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

We’re doing Postmodernism is Sociology, and the teacher was talking about ‘language games'— language that is so specialised that unless you’re part of a specific group it’s totally incomprehensible.

And, as an example, he gave us this monstrosity:

And, what’s even worse— I fucking UNDERSTOOD IT. I had to EXPLAIN this to my fucking sociology class.

This is why we should never have let the millenials become teachers.

[awkward-tension]

God I wish that were me