Fact About Cheese

I just really wanted to make a joke :( follow @potatofacts for more

[escuerzoresucitado]

[asskylosaurus]

You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

[geeoharee]

Ooh! Spot the industrial safety device! The worker has to press a 'stab the cheese' button with both hands. This is because if they're doing that, neither of their hands can be within the cheese stabbing zone.

[thetablestspoon]

This cheese is being stabbed safely

[sioltach]

[thysilus]

mutual recognition

[sabertoothwalrus]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Not a dream

Idk who needs to hear this but

[one-time-i-dreamt]

YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT THIS WAS ABOUT

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I pressed "post" before I finished writing it and promptly fell asleep but the original was supposed to say, "Idk who needs to hear this but don't throw your mother's ashes at celebrities performing on stage!"

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[cheesefact]

Hyper Specific Poll

I am fruity, nutty, and dense, and go well with pasta

I am sharp and creamy and perfect on grilled sandwich

I am holey and beloved by cartoon mice

I am buttery, firm, and down for any sandwich

Unlike these other losers, I’m not aged. I’m perfect (for pizza)

My only notable trait is being super creamy and spreadable :)

Voting ended onJun 21, 2023