Niko

| My adventures in hell :)

[solreefs]

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

[theriverbeyond]

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

[slowspinningredemption]

had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

[mariaalenkoshepard]

OP I think the devil visited you in your sleep

[jsillabub]

“What you know will kill you but you will die laughing” needs to be added to that list of profound statements from unlikely sources.

[catchymemes]

[thedankmemes]

[catchymemes]

[kirianthedivorce]

Saw Barbie. More horse themed than I expected

[bucky-bucky-bucky-bucky]

I am Kenough.

[percival-bluejay-atrocities]

did we just forget about goncharov and tiktok dabloons. what was that

[ruinedchildhood]

[schifty-al]

Equality or death

[memequeen-official]

[cheesefriesinyourmom]

Or I do 6+4=10 so 7-4=3 so 10+3=13

[cheesefriesinyourmom]

Personally as the jester of the friend group please stop using me as a therapist I am the jester I am the silly goofy not the logical one thankyou

Edit: on another note if you do need to talk text me or sum i dont mind. Or if you just wanna talk about anything im down with that

[cheesefriesinyourmom]

Man was i zonked when I watched the umbrella academy for the first time I’m rewatching it and I don’t remember some of this well most of it ok I lied I don’t remember any of it. Quick question guys what the hell is with all the incest like i remember season three i wasn’t zonked for that and i remember I watched it and still the incest my guy what’s going on.

[thelittledaily-deactivated20260]

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

[cheesefriesinyourmom]

My dad fell asleep on the couch and he looks like a vampire in a coffin arms crossed legs straight sleeping on his back and he is dead asleep

[solitarelee]

Tumblr is giving us a lot of different dashes but the thing is no one wants "for you" so what I propose instead is you give me the ability to make mini-dashes with specific subsets of people I follow. Let me follow 300 people but then sort them into category. Let me have one dash for all my aesthetic stuff, another for news, another for my weird feral friends. Am I the only one who wants this? Maybe. Give it to me anyway.

[unknowwneo]

me n the boys