Call Me Leah.

[earthdad]

if you suck one titty of a girl’s and don’t suck the other titty that’s just bad manners

[uglyodd]

my brain in times of crisis:

[addelburgh]

[slapmytitties]

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

[bpd-candy]

[decadenthumor]

[apologeticallyfat]

Lol same

[haunted-camaro]

…

[blueandredbarababe-deactivated2]

ME

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

“Again!” [video]

[cwote]

be proud of your progress :))

[gifak-net]

[niknak79]

[llamalamu]

take that, a-hole

[mickeysphilharmagic]

From now on I am only accepting sexts in Dr. Seuss rhyme form

[mickeysphilharmagic]

“What’re you up to?” His simple text said. “Just eating cereal and lying in bed.” “What if I was with you?” he responded with ease, “I guess I’d get more cereal if I please.” And that’s when he said it, that simpering lad, that stupid response that makes all of us mad. My mind filled with dread, with a twist in my gut, I picked up my phone and read: “Haha, and then what ;)”

[bklynnico]

kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today. someone’s hearing “i love you” for the first time today. someone’s gonna meet the love of their life today. someone’s gonna get the job of their dreams today. it’s someone’s best day today. and guess what binch? tomorrow it could be ur best day so keep going

[tilldeathdousart]

[jdbkdjwd-deactivated20170603]

when you finish a paper just before the deadline and have no time to edit

[tastefullyoffensive]

True love. (via TLBurkhalter)

[oceanadie-deactivated20200903]

Update:

[cerviceps]

crisp

[classicmeevs]

he knows hes about to be killed

[awwww-cute]