cheesy

Ello, I am Cheesy. she/her pronouns and I like simple, bad dad jokes and puns.

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[prinz-myshkin]

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

[brainlessbaguette]

Linktober Day 28, Bones

If he wasn't already dead that kid would've been the death of him

[secondlina]

New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm

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Did you hear about the dried grapes?

We've been raisin awareness

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How did the bananamobile escape?

It peeled out

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Where do grapes, strawberries, and peaches hang out?

Jam sessions

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How do fruit jokes typically start?

Man-go's into a bar

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Why did a peach buy perfume?

Its pits smelled

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Happy Halloween everyone

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Found this one the internet, I loved it

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If a cow can't produce milk, is it a milkdud or a udderr failure

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Why do bananas like gymnastics?

They like to makes splits

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Which Fruit loves acting the most?

Psssion Fruit

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What do you get when you mix molten rock and tropical fruit?

Hot guava

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What do you call two bananas?

A pair of slippers