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Ask the Vigilante

the toppins peer pressured pepaw into going on the internet and now it's time to make him regret it!

Askbox: Open!

Submissions: Open!

All this stuff is post-game so, spoilers!

#pizza tower #pizza tower spoilers #ask blog #I wanna doodle dumb stuff to warm up n im forcing other people to take the responsibility of coming up w/ ideas #now it's time for me to struggle w/ an ask blog yet again bc it requires being Actually Funny

(Hey! blog mod again! Sorry for the radio silence. Still probably gonna be awhile before i get back to this lil thing because I'm still dealing with personal stuff. sorry for leavin' y'all hangin'!)

#the personal stuff is cancer btw jus lettin ya know #i didnt wanna say before bc i didnt think it'd impact my ability to do silly lil slime doodles but uh #chemo will knock you flat on your ass and generally your will to draw can go down! who knew!#but yeah sorry this all died p quickly after it was started #glad y'all liked what I got done though!#maybe once im feeling alil better I can try getting to some asks lmao. i got alot.

Blog mod, here! Just saying, i got some personal stuff going on so Asks will probably be alil sparce getting answered for abit. Just letting you know I am getting the asks and wanna draw the answers but haven't been able to quite yet. Leavin' the ask box open bc y'all are funny n it makes me happy to see lol.

I got lotsa ideas n may pop around to diff asks n not just answer first-come-first-serve like I tried to before just bc i dont wanna be stuck not answering an ask i DO have a joke for bc i gotta try 'n think of somethin for another one

anyhow. thanks for all the follows 'n love! I 'preciate it!

#Hi its me the person running tha blog

How are you able to stick out your boots and gloves inside yourself??????

technique passed down through the generations

#cheese physics are v similar to toon physics dont think on it too hard

Hey do you celabrate Valentines day? If so *gives a chocolate bar.

makin' an old cowboy blush

#sorry its laaate life is kicking my aaaass and im behiiind on aaaasks #but he appreciates tha gifts u crazy kids #even if this doodle is esp. scrungly bc im havin a hard time drawin lmao #he is a literal blob how am i havink trouble

Do you toss a gun to all your targets before you engage, or just the particularly pathetic-lookin' ones?

it just don't sit right with me

#ALSO bc he looked pathetic #but mostly due to Honor

Say important question, what are your thoughts about one of the topping monster bots (don't make a sound) specifically the cheese bot thing

Didn't sleep right fer a week after seein' that thing.

Still haunts my nightmares time ta time

I think it got caught up in the tower fallin' apart but i can't be sure, 'n I dont feel like checkin'.

#Vigi's sleep paralysis demon

Opinions on the other bosses?

Y’know, Pepperman, Noise, Fake Peppino?

We don't really talk much, not for lack of tryin'

Pepperman tried ta get me inta painting. Said it'd be a good "outlet" fer me.

I didn't care for it none.

That "The Noise" fella sure lives up to his name. Pretty sure he just says weird shit fer a reaction 'n ta hear himself talk.

Takes every bit'a my self control ta not string him up fer the crime of bein' annoying as sin

Ain't seen that "fake Peppino" feller around, though. Wonder where he got off to.

#Got several asks like this lmao so I had ta get it done #took abit bc i was dreading figuring out how to draw everyone else but it was easy actually lmao #pizza tower

where's the hat from? it's pretty stylish!

prolly stole it from my pa way back when.

#sorry this one is lackluster i am behind on asks aaaaaa #Got some fun ideas I just need a sec #pwomise

so…..Vigi….. You single?

No time for relationships in my line of work

#sure vigi whatever you say #pizza tower #only putting the ones i Like in the main tag lmao

Say Vigi, how is it like to be the most strongest cheeseslime in the West?

Do you think you could eat this? ( I don't know how your anatomy works I think you can)

that just ain't right

#submission

Is noisette a friend of yours? I saw ya gettin a coffee at her lil cafe

Yeah, we're pals. She runs a nice lil place, and makes some good coffee even if it's alil sweeter than my usual.

Though since I'm a regular she's gone 'n decided I gotta be her guinea pig for her "dessert pasta"s she's cooked up.

Still ain't recovered from the peanut butter spaghetti incident but it's hard to tell the gal no.

#rip to Vigi's nonexistant organs #Pizza Tower #Noisette #she probably figures tomatoes are a fruit so them being in a “desert” is Fine #this took wwway too long

are you eatable.

#do not eat pepaw pls #hes probs super gross anyway #probs picked up alotta dust rollin around bein cheesy n slimey

Yo Vigi, what do you think of Snotty? Yknow, the green fella from floor 4

First time I saw the fella was at his funeral. Was surprised there was such a big service for 'im, honestly. Some real touchin' speeches 'n all. Whole thing was catered. Wish I coulda met 'im.

#angst :'( /j #ask #also that is the ugliest cowboy hat I've drawn on record #god help me

Im gonna ask you something important, do you and Peppino still kinda dislike each other or what?

We ain't talked much these days. Still ain't too fond of him, but he's a better person than me helpin' a man who tried to kill 'im outta a crumbling tower. So I can respect that.

Didn't think he'd be able to draw faster than me, but I guess the years are startin' to get to this old cheese.

Never expected to get a reality check from an italian fella with all the intimidating presence of a scared wet cat. heh.

#ask #he gave him a gun just to try n even the score but looks like that was his mistake lmao

Is Mort alright? Like yknow, the chicken.

I never liked that son of a bitch. Got no respect fer anyone. And a weird thing fer hats.

If he steals my hat one more goddamn time I'm gonna kentucky fry the smug bastard.

#ask #can't get along w/ everyone u_u

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