the toast with the most

Cheese n Toast, what else matters?

[brandneweyescd]

sorry for being weird lately it's just that ive been weird lately

[gendercents]

actually. the point of it all is to be sweet to your friends. so there

[serial-kissing]

[moviequotes3]

the logic of this is making me laugh a lot 

[t4tstarvingdog]

i think there should be two nighttimes. one for sleeping and a second one for being awake but at night. and then only one daytime because daytime doesn’t matter as much except for the birds

[plumslices]

It matters because I gave it meaning bitch

[c3po]

bro u didn’t wash ur hands after u went to the bathroom u know that’s a savepoint right if u die rn ur gonna have to go back sooooo far

[flintgirl]

self checkout is everything to me. who wrote this

[webkinzcat]

[duckdotcom]

a discarded paper cup gets crushed under a car's tire on the freeway and a few moments later an identical paper cup materializes on the bank of a beautiful elf river in a parallel fantasy world

[dreamgirlvibes]

I hate it here 🤣

[guerrillatech]

[exitwound]

[70shorrorsnack]

hot girls stay up late just so they can finally have some alone time

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[wavcheck]

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