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Dani Roberta Flores . Veintinueve . Chef . she/they pronouns

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MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? 3. Have you taken someones virginity? 4. Is trust a big issue for you? 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? 6. What are you excited for? 7. What happened tonight? 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? 9. Is confidence cute? 10. What is the last beverage you had? 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? 14. What are you going to spend money on next? 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? 18. The last time you felt broken? 19. Have you had sex today? 20. Are you starting to realize anything? 21. Are you in a good mood? 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? 24. What do you want right this second? 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? 34. Listening to? 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? 37. Do you believe in love at first sight? 38. Who did you last call? 39. Who was the last person you danced with? 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? 44. Do you tan in the nude? 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? 47. Who was the last person to call you? 48. Do you sing in the shower? 49. Do you dance in the car? 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? 53. Is Christmas stressful? 54. Ever eat a pierogi? 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? 57. Do you believe in ghosts? 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? 59. Take a vitamin daily? 60. Wear slippers? 61. Wear a bath robe? 62. What do you wear to bed? 63. First concert? 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? 65. Nike or Adidas? 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? 69. Ever take dance lessons? 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? 71. Can you curl your tongue? 72. Ever won a spelling bee? 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? 74. What is your favorite book? 75. Do you study better with or without music? 76. Regularly burn incense? 77. Ever been in love? 78. Who would you like to see in concert? 79. What was the last concert you saw? 80. Hot tea or cold tea? 81. Tea or coffee? 82. Favorite type of cookie? 83. Can you swim well? 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? 85. Are you patient? 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? 87. Ever won a contest? 88. Ever have plastic surgery? 89. Which are better black or green olives? 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? 91. Best room for a fireplace? 92. Do you want to get married

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heathxlevi:

“I respect all religions, but I don’t think your lord would feel offended because you didn’t name a dish after him. Do not take the name of God in vane, or something. Isn’t it like one of the commandments?” He remembered a few things papa Levinstein had taught them when being kids. “Where would you use that? On a Grilled Cheesus Sandwich?”

“If we’re being honest, the lord is kind of already mad at me? So I need all the brownie points I can get. Yeah, that’s one of the commandments, I think it’s the fourth? Wow, I can’t remember what I learned in Sunday school”. They scratched their neck and sighed, not that it was important information but it was fun to rail up judgy religious people. They chuckled, “that or a fondue, Cheesus has risen”. 

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edenwillicms:

“You’re going to have to bring me some, and I’ll pay for them of course. I’ve been eating too much pickles, I’m afraid my husband is going to stop buying them because he’s sick of the sight and smell of them.”

“Oh my god, I would love to. It actually gives me an excuse to go shopping for my personal stash too. I swear your life will be changed once you try the watermelon with chili lollipop, and there’s also a cucumber one”. 

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edenwillicms:

“That’s something else entirely, I’ve never heard of those but I kind of boycutted easter this year because the thought of consuming anything sweet is making me sick.” Eden said with a shake of her head since she couldn’t imagine wanting anything else. “I’m all about the salty and dill as of recent,” though many could blame the pregnancy cravings.

“Oh really? I’m sorry to hear that. I can’t believe the amount of chocolate and candy there is on Easter”. They raised their brows and nodded, “salty and dill. Well, there are some Mexican candies you might like, not sweet at all”.

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alisondotting:

“Oh, I don’t believe in cheat meals. I’m not going to pretend to feel guilty for eating tacos… or an absurd amount of pie.”

“That’s the right answer! Tacos are the best food ever, anything inside a tortilla can be a taco and it’s delicious. And is pie really that bad? It has fruit, most of the time”. 

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thegeorgehenry:

“Sounds like deal,” he said with a smirk. “What are you cooking?”

“Uh”, they bit their lower lip, trying to remember what was in the fridge. “I think I have some mole sauce, I could make some stuffed peppers or shrimps in red sauce. And for desert I’m thinking flan or a classic chocolate cake”. 

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thebeachactor:

“You can try to talk the guy up as much as you want but he won’t be played in my car.” He replied as he keeps his eyes on the road.  “ Who sings this one?”

“How dare you? Honestly, not even baby? That’s a classic and Luda’s verse is one of the best there is in the history of music”, They bopped their head to the song, “The Proclaimers, figured I should put on a true classic”. 

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calebwillicms:

“People can be mean and even say things they don’t mean when they’re hungry. That’s why we need awesome people who cook, just like you, to make the world a better place, and people less hungry and grumpy,” he ended with a grin. “Oh, cey-viche sounds so good. So, like instead of putting it on a tostaduh, you just use the jicama as a substitute?” 

“Hangry people I get, but I swear this was on another level”. Dani’s lips curled into a smile, “ You’re making me sounds like a superhero, I just cook. You know who is a superhero? A firefighter. I once burnt myself trying to make caramel, but nothing compared to fighting fires”. They nodded enthusiastically, “yeah, it helps with the freshness. And it makes the dish lighter, which I think is the way a ceviche should be”. 

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calebwillicms:

“There’s nothing boring about a person who feeds people,” Caleb smiled slowly at them. “Hey as long as it tastes good, I don’t see why the customer wouldn’t walk away happy and content,” he shook his head. "That’s usually the way it goes for me. So, what are you making?” 

“Some foodies are expecting food and jokes now, it seems”, Dani commented still a bit annoyed. “This one customer did, is he cooking? No. Does he still think he has a say about things? You bet your ass”. They looked at their cart and smiled, “it’s getting warm out so it’s ceviche but instead of tortilla it’s going to be jicama, this kind of turnip, fresh and crunchy”. 

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heathxlevi:

“You know my artistic and agnostic ass is thankful for your name choices ──creativity is very important, but also originality, and following the flow on naming dishes just kills it. And on the other side, not everyone’s a Christian.“

“My Catholic ass thought it was sort of rude, considering our lord rose from the dead. Exactly, a lot of people are doing it, why should I? I’m a leader, not a follower. It would have been funny to hear you say the word cheesus”. 

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thegeorgehenry:

“Definitely your truck. Also, you don’t have to pay,” he insisted. 

“Okay, how about a deal? My truck, I cook and you buy the tequila to celebrate. That way it’s half and half, sort of”. 

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noah-levinstein:

“I don’t think that makes you boring,” Noah said with a shrug as he adjusted the basket hanging from his arm. “I mean not everyone celebrates easter. I’m sure the ones who dont appreciate your representation,” he added with a soft laugh. “Plus, your food speaks for itself. I think you’re gonna be okay.”

“Tell that to the customer that was unimpressed by my dish names”, they grumbled as they put some chocolate bars in the cart. “That’s what I was going for, there are a lot of places with Easter themed decorations”. They set a hand on their heart and smiled, “aww, thank you. You just made my little chef heart flutter”. 

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edenwillicms:

“I didn’t know there was an actual name for dishes or that most of the names that I’ve heard are made up. Do you have a few examples?” Eden asked with a raise of her brow, curious to know what kind of names people took for their dishes.

“Cheesus has risen, a quesadilla platter with different fillings. Damn, that’s a good idea now that I think about it”, Dani couldn’t help but smile, maybe a thing for next year. “Okay, what else? Uh, huevos pintados, eggs sunny side up with food coloring, okay that wasn’t a good one but you get the idea?”

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thebeachactor:

Mason was at the grocery store with his friend Dani, making a face at what she said he looked at her. “ Who told you that bull shit? Honestly, I don’t get some people, why are you boring just because you didn’t come up with an easter name for your dishes? It’s so petty, this isn’t high school we’re not children.”

“No one. But this one customer asked about my specials and then kind of made a blank face when I told him normal dish names. I guess he thought that I was boring or something”, they commented, putting the magazine in the basket. “I could have come up with something, you know?”