An Alpha Blogger With No Time For Bullshit

You will follow my blog; you will laugh at my funny jokes; you will reblog my funny pix; you w

[jigglebelly3]

Must get tiring lugging around all that gut

Some days it’s really hard, but some days it’s really jiggly and fun ✨🤪

[angelicguy]

[peanutbuttaz]

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[aliceoverzero]

The first tags I see on this are absolutely inspired. Incredible pervert lesbian website.

[ow-my-skin]

[garaks-padded-bra]

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

[porkyminch-deactivated20130907]

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

[theghostiedyke]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

me

[humperxhumper]

sold out :/

[oars-deactivated20250629]

girl are you sure???????????????

[pjackk]

Not a sibgle fucking lemon lime or A&W root beer i guess. Ok. Fucking christttt

[feedxmexdaddyyy]

had a weekend I’ll never forget with @softnsweeet0 😵‍💫 we were both good cows and funneled ice cream before this 🐷

I feel my mind already corrupted from being around her. this feels like the start of something v big for my gains. 🤭🥰

[softnsweeet0]

She took the funnel soooo well! I can’t wait to make her as fat as me 🤭 or maybe even fatter

[jordanjglz]

Needing these handfed to me like a piggy rn 🥵🐷

[pencil-line-deactivated20241029]

method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

[lysenkoite]

[weaselle]

[abz-j-harding]

i can't cope

[segamascott]

[veyonis]

MENACE TO SOCIETY

[transjinako]

This is the reality all maids face 

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time