An Alpha Blogger With No Time For Bullshit

You will follow my blog; you will laugh at my funny jokes; you will reblog my funny pix; you w

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[pudgybun]

Always either eating, cumming, or thinking about eating and cumming. Sometimes all three 🥵

[housecow]

cute and soft and round and fat 🙂‍↕️

[lewdlemage]

hi heres some recent stream sketchies i did

[juxtaposedcrunk]

POV you snuck estrogen and bbw formula into Jux's food over the course of a few years and made her co-dependent

[juxtaposedcrunk]

This space should have a title

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Whenever somebody or something around me mentions iodine, I always hear echoes of Trevor Moore's voice playfully warning me never to mix it with cough syrup or lye. This has been most of my life.

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Really wish Pride Flag Culture didn't go the way it did over the last decade of internet discourse and identity-stamping. I keep seeing it hanging outside houses in Minneapolis, and while I appreciate enthusiasm, the Progress Pride Flag is a fucking abomination.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

happy pride everyone. develop some taste.

[fiery-kitty]

17th century Hungarian-style jeweled saber

from The Metropolitan Museum of Art

Type: karabela-style saber with scabbard and carrying belt

Overall length: 95.2 cm (37 1/2 in)

Blade length: 80 cm (31 1/2 in)

Origin: Poland, early 17th century

Blade maker / Goldsmith: stamped with what may be the mark of Georg Hoffmann (Breslau/Wrocław, 1596–1609)

Material: steel, gold, silver, leather, wood, textile, semiprecious stones

Technique: forging, gilding, goldsmith work, silver mounting, engraving, jeweled decoration, textile covering, leatherwork

[fatteningprincess]

So stuffed but still jiggly 😳🥵

[iangage]

[iangage]

[femtocloaca]

[kaban-bang]

[maddiebiscuits]

drunk af tsuchinoko lady celebrating year of the snake

[eebie]

I WANNA SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY

AT THE GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR

[tpwrtrmnky]

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

[tpwrtrmnky]

You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

[lizardlicks]

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

[mrsandman42069]