yes chef

after 3 years of letting this account rot, I redownloaded tumblr at 3am. (re-est. 2024)

[madderhatter]

[free-range-tiddies]

Like, I've BEEN a Drake hater. But Kendrick makes me look like a fucking amateur.

[black-sasuke]

We don't call hating hating no moe it's " kendricking" or "k dotting" if u will 💯 they need to give this man an award or Nobel hate prize

[free-range-tiddies]

We need to take notes. This is a true hater. This man has a stockpile of Drake disses.

[depsidase]

[enki2]

[medusadyke]

[inthesensethat]

[sunflowerslut]

[femonologue]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Wizards (1977)

[definitelynotindecisive]

[expiredfilm]

[disgustinggf]

[adz]

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

[honeylemony]

What the fuck who drinks that

[adz]

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

[phage-necro]

this post always makes me laugh. this guy has the weirdest drink order and he probably never goes to this dunkin’ if it took seven months for the barista to see him again. so think about a coffee shop you go to so little you’re not even sure if you’ve gone there before and you walk in and the barista hands you the drink you were about to order before you even ordered it. he will remember that for the rest of his life

[adulthoodisokay]

“it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him” gets me every time.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[bloodsisters-deactivated2023013]

I miss when crypto was exclusively for ordering drugs with numbers in the name online and socially unacceptable to explain

[amygdalae]

they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells

[pointnclick]

[amygdalae]

yes you

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[wyndryga]

catgirl strip club but all the poles are scratchposts

[happyfork]

(Cat Lunch Break - KC Green)

[pokemaniacgemini]

THAT'S WHERE THE I GUESS MEME CAME FROM???

[awed-frog]

For all my fellow oversharers out there.

[mxnrique]

THE WRITING IN THIS SHOW!!!!!

[kevindrakewriter]

[afeelgoodblog]

These are pretty good!

[catkola]

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

[godlessondheimite]

[junietuesday]