After 30 hours of flight and layover, we arrive at the bustling city of Bangkok. The streets are busy and crowded by street vendors and food carts. The pollution is strong here and the smog level are enough for us to never see any clear sky. The ins and outs and the ever changing temperatures of different air conditioning and outdoors gave me a cold. However, Thailand is a country that I will never forget. We’ve tried the touristy places and also some of the places that locals hang out, here are some of our highlights.
1. Go to a floating market. There are many floating markets really far away (about 45min-1hours taxi ride) and they only open early in the morning targeting now mostly only to tourists. We were able to find a much closer market called Taling Chan. It’s a smaller than all the other markets, but honestly, after trying about 2-3 dishes, we were so full that we were lazy to keep walking.
2. Go shopping. They have one of the biggest malls in the world all lined up one after the other. Start with MBK, it’s connected to Siam square, whose connected to Siam Paragon, whose at 2 min walk away from Central World. If you like cheap and fake stuff, there’s plenty of night market along Sukhumvit road.
3. Go to any skybars. There are plenty in Bangkok and the view is spectacular, they filmed Hangover 2 at Skybar, but the place is very crowded and the drinks watered down and expensive. I would recommend you to check out the open bar on the rooftop of Marriott. There’s a lot less people and you can actually get a seat for just having drinks.
4. Go around Victory Monument for food. At the Northeast of the statue, there are many stalls lined up along the water canal serving boat noodles. Thai eat like 10 bowls per person! Each bowl is a tiny portion so that you can try the different soup base and the noodle types. There’s also a lot of street vendors circling the Victory Monument.
5. Go check out the Forensic Museum located inside a hospital. This is absolutely one of a kind. They don’t allow pictures so I don’t have anything to show you, but they expose all the preserved baby malformations, skulls after gunshot, etc. If you still have appetite after, there’s an incredibly large market right outside of the hospital where you could get fresh produce, street food, and cheap massages.
6. Visit the Grand Palace. I’m not a temple fan, but I still think the grand palace is worth a visit. The place is really big and the architecture is beautiful. You can visit at the same time the Reclining Buddha which is not far from it. After these two places, I had enough lof temples, they all end up looking about the same to me.
How to avoid scams in Bangkok:
The taxi and tuk tuk scam is very well known in Thailand. To avoid this in Bangkok, just always go with taxis and don’t go in until they have said yes to “Meter”. They always overcharge tourists especially around landmarks. You can forget about tuktuks because they’re just 100% scam. E.g. A tuktuk driver would charge us 500 THB (20$) for a ride that you can get with a Taxi that’s metered for 120 THB. (5$) Taxis are all air conditioned so it’s also a very nice break from the heat outside.
Haggling in night markets will definitely be a challenge, offer them a price that’s just as ridiculously low. They usually will settle for at least half of the price that they offered you. The best line is “200 THB or nothing”. Or “Okay thanks, I will keep shopping.”
Book a hotel that’s along the MRT or BTS system. It gets you around very well and very cheap around the downtown area. You can get somewhere for 20THB to about 45 THB per person.
If your flight is between 6am and midnight, you should take the skytrain link and it will bring you to a subway station downtown. It costed us 80THB/person to get to our hotel. If you take a cab, be prepared to pay about 500 THB.
Muy Thai competitions are a scam, they charge 2000 THB for tourists and only 20 THB for locals. Although it is once a lifetime experience, but this is just too unfair and we refuse to support it.
Bangkok: must-sees and scams After 30 hours of flight and layover, we arrive at the bustling city of Bangkok. The streets are busy and crowded by street vendors and food carts.