I ate civilization.

It poisoned me; I was defiled.

[shesarainbeaux-deactivated20221]

blocking weird blogs four seconds after they follow me

[saltdust-crusader]

the salem bitch trials

[the-memedaddy]

[mjalti]

me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace

me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building

[odyssey420]

Glasses belonging to the Mormon preacher Hyrum Smith, 1844

[limpnode-deactivated20240418]

haters will see me in my Hyrums and say they fake

[stump-chunkman-deactivated20181]

this is like a hard and very specific flex for 1844

[escaliburn]

Are you wearing the Hy-

The Hyrums? Yeah, I am

[victoria-pedretti]

To be a scientist is to be naive. We are so focused on our search for truth, we fail to consider how few actually want us to find it. But it is always there, whether we see it or not, whether we choose to or not. The truth doesn’t care about our needs or wants, it doesn’t care about our governments, our ideologies, our religions. It will lie and wait for all time. And this, at last, is the gift of Chernobyl. Where I once would fear the cost of truth, now I only ask ‘what is the cost of lies?’

Chernobyl (2019) – Episode 5  “Vichnaya Pamyat", dir. Johan Renck

[myrrhemaid]

Presented by myself and @goodluckdetective without comment

[awindylife]

That. That is the entire high literature summed up. You just broke all man-written novels

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

so who really comes out on top

[frawgs]

and then god was like let’s not give this bitch a break

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride

[agentduckorico]

Homophobes: u mean they act like brothers

Denver Zoo: they’re fucking, lorie.

[stream]

Same, Forky, same.

[ruinedchildhood]

[the-memedaddy]

[liveitout]

[thosewerethe90s]

Spice World was a cinematic masterpiece and fuck you for thinking otherwise.

I mean, the effects alone in this movie are just mind-boggling

[goomy]

Distractions by Laura Lannes

[catchymemes]

GoT Men as Sandwiches

[cheleesi77]

[unicornery]

I really think if VH-1 started running the I Love the ‘70s, ‘80s, and ‘90ses again, it would solve a lot of our problems.