give 'em hell kid

Michelle, or Chelle, you can call me pretty much anything but don't call me for nothing!

[valerietarian-blog]

Processed food is disgusting.

I might as well eat a blended up jock-strap.

[chelles-bells-blog]

Oh trust me, you really don't want to know what's in a lot of foods. It's really gross.

[danriddledediddledey-deactivate]

When’s the best time to wear a striped sweater?  All the time.

[chelles-bells-blog]

Yes, yes. Honestly, I am, from here on out, going to judge people who cannot quote something from Spongebob. End of story.

[danriddledediddledey-deactivate]

Yeah, I know.  I can quote Squidward’s part in the Campfire Song Song word for word.

[chelles-bells-blog]

Dude no. F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me. 

[danriddledediddledey-deactivate]

I don’t think he had a childhood.  I pity him.

[chelles-bells-blog]

As you should. Anyone who can't quote at least one episode has had a very sad life.

[danriddledediddledey-deactivate]

I overheard some junior in my math class say nobody watches Spongebob anymore.  Well, okay.

[chelles-bells-blog]

That is the most absurd thing I've ever heard. I watch it daily.

[callme-callie]

Stupid allergies.

[callme-callie]

Really? I wonder who’s would supposedly be talking about me..

[chelles-bells-blog]

Who knows? It's not necessarily a bad thing, though.

[callme-callie]

Stupid allergies.

My nose wont stop itching.

[chelles-bells-blog]

You know when you're nose itches it supposedly means someone's talking about you.

[chelles-bells-blog]

[peytonwill-s-deactivated2019061]

Then I am relieved to find that we are on the same page. Hell yeah, I’d defs go. I like to think my parents made me at a theme park, but that’s probably really inaccurate. The name is, Peyton by the way. You’re, Michelle right? I’ve seen you around school.

[chelles-bells-blog]

Oh, really? Actually that sounds really cool. My parents are carnies so it's pretty close to being made at an amusement park or whatever. Just a cheaper, low end one, you know? And I am Michelle, you're absolutely right. And you are... a freshman, right?

[lindsnow]

It should work. Like, it really should. I mean, it’d be great for tourism, and local morale, and plus just be plain awesome.

[chelles-bells-blog]

Plus the school could sell tickets for discounted prices to raise money for... whatever it is schools need money for. I mean, they're really missing out here.

[chelles-bells-blog]

I don't think there's anything worse than waking up sick on Saturday

[justin-moretti-deactivated20150]

That show actually exists? Wait, you talkin’ about Duck Dynasty?

[chelles-bells-blog]

Uh, no, but thanks for finding the other show that gives me nightmares. I think it comes on the history channel or something if you ever want to find it. It's like, wedged inbetween that pawn shop show and something about people who chop down trees.

[peytonwill-s-deactivated2019061]

What are we waiting for? Let’s go! Unless if you’re completely freaked about the idea of going on a trip with a complete stranger because don’t worry I don’t have a criminal record… Yet. But the only thing I’d get arrested for is stealing Iron Man action figures from Wal-Mart.

[chelles-bells-blog]

Oh hell, I totally don't care about that. I'm friends with a felon, okay. If you're down to go, though, we totally can. I'm completely serious.

[lindsnow]

Totally. What town is complete without its own bespoke theme park? I mean, seriously, come on.

[chelles-bells-blog]

Definitely. We should like, get a bunch of signatures and write up this really convincing argument. I think this could work.

[chelles-bells-blog]

I don't think there's anything worse than waking up sick on Saturday

[justin-moretti-deactivated20150]

I haven’t. You mean like… bayou people? Folks from Louisiana?

[chelles-bells-blog]

Yeah man, exactly. I'm surprised the opening theme isn't the song from Deliverance. 

[alannaclarke]

What have you heard, exactly?

[chelles-bells-blog]

Oh, just a few things here and there. You're the freshman queen bee, you've got the personality of a snake. The usual.

[scotty-maddox-blog]

I agree — usually I’d seriously be all up for this kind of stuff, but my grades are already slipping as it is. Really wish I could leave school for a week or more.

[chelles-bells-blog]

Well at least it's almost summer, you know? I'm tired of school.

[alannaclarke]

I pride myself on that, thanks. Alanna Clarke. Who are you?

[chelles-bells-blog]

Michelle Chevere. Alanna... I've heard of you.