ChelseaLovesAnubis

Hey! I'm Chelsea. I live in Florida. I tend to be awesome every other Tuesday.

[bisexualsaregreat]

Fact: bisexuals make up a majority of the LGBT population.

Fact: the majority of bisexuals are closeted.

Theory: If all bisexual people came out, straight people would no longer be the majority. 

[rachelcockspert-deactivated2021]

Do we really make up a majority? Cause the way we’re erased i had no idea. Like really. I thought we were in minority…

[bisexualsaregreat]

The Human Rights Commission of San Francisco released a groundbreaking report on Bisexual Invisibility in 2010 which revealed that, even though only 28% of bisexuals are out (compared to 71% of lesbians and 77% of gay men.) bisexuals out-number gays and lesbians combined, Many studies have followed which verify this data. 

[wearamaskcoward]

There’s also been several studies that have shown that a large percentage of millennials don’t consider themselves exclusively attracted to one gender

[antlerandbone]

Whaaaaat.

[digg]

[tenaflyviper]

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

[revdrfrog]

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

[dreaming-jaybird]

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

[wildfairy]

last night i had a dream where you still had blue hair and i moved to california and that ed sheeran song was playing the whole time. this was around the time i realized it was just a dream. neither of us are love song people, always more interested in the haunting and changes of heart. but i didn’t want this poem to be about endings, i wanted it to be the long overdue love poem. for the boy that never thought he’d be a muse and now i have enough lines about him to fill a journal. the boy that didn’t believe he could be inspiration, and now all i ever do is recite poems about his mouth and the things i want him to do in the dark and they never even make it onto the paper. the boy i keep re-telling stories about, even though everyone else knows how it ends. i turn a blind eye to the end. ignore all the birds falling from the sky. i know you loved my poetry, but you didn’t love me, and sometimes i’m still mixing the two up. hoping that i can write you back into existence. i didn’t want another poem about endings. but we’re not love song people, and endings are the only thing you left me to write about.

hearts don’t break around here, angelea l. (via wildfairy)

[jwfeelings]

We met in the dark remember? Our stomachs were full of nothing but our minds were crammed with thoughts. It was a time where we were both sinking in the same ocean. Yeah I remember. But now we’re here touching the heat of the sun. And we’ll keep on climbing until it’s all we feel.

from a book I might write | @jwfeelings (via jwfeelings)

[chelsealovesanubis]

Support a Writer

If you have a moment, come and read some of my poetry. I'm trying to break back into writing. Leave me some commentary if you see something I can improve upon! http://my.w.tt/UiNb/uHNH5Py6AC

[michellepsychologist]

[sixpenceee]

This is glorious and even thought it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal, I MUST share

It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.

It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.

MORE INFORMATION

[crybourg]

reblogging because this is seriously amazing.

[softcore-boyfriend-deactivated2]

This shouldn’t even be an app this should be an integrated feature into all phones on every OS

[camyberry]

Ok, guys. Thi is really important. You have to reblog that and read the whole article.

This will never happen to me.  You can’t tell. Otherwise, if you don’t want to do for yourself, maybe among your follwers someone need this information.

I’m a man, i don’t care. You should care the more. What if it was your sister? Again, spread the word. There may be someone needingths.

You can never tell. As far as we can’t handle back maniacs, PLEASE, prevent yourself <3

[immaplatypus]

okay why strive for a relationship like harley quinn and the joker when there’s love like carl and ellie’s

[gwangjuhobl-deactivated20171003]

Didn’t she die

[immaplatypus]

well sure, but after like, the longest and happiest life together living out their own little adventures. they both lived really full lives, and they loved each other so much through every second of it

i’d say those are the ultimate relationship goals

[hellarolal-deactivated20180223]

who the fuck would pick a relationship of constant abuse over carl and ellie what the fuck

[pansexual-confessions-archive]

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[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[bestofpokemongo]

Found this outside shakespeare’s grave in stratford

[flirtytwink]

I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism

[thedailyshow]

Lewis Black has a message for millennials planning to sit out the presidential election.

[fedswatching]

well shit when you put it like that

[gardenburger]

hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.

[gardenburger]

no im not kidding we need to talk about this

#are you implying what i think you are

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Christopher Columbus’s only achievements in life were stumbling idiotically onto a country he wasn’t looking for by accident, attempted genocide and giving the human race a new STD by fucking llamas and yet somehow he gets a public holiday

So yeah, be sure to wish your friends and family a Happy Llama Fucker day each and every year as we celebrate the man who gave the world the gift of syphillis

[strawberriesforastrology-deacti]

Rising: Someone’s first impression of you is _____.

Aries: Energetic Taurus: Kind Gemini: Intelligent Cancer: Loving Leo: Strong Virgo: Practical Libra: Peaceful Scorpio: Mysterious Sagittarius: Optimistic Capricorn: Ambitious Aquarius: Impartial Pisces: Creative

Sun: You are _____, ______, ______.

Aries: Strong-Willed, Aggressive, Energetic. Taurus: Stubborn, Patient, Kind. Gemini: Intelligent, Witty, Sociable. Cancer: Generous, Clingy, Spontaneous. Leo: Strong, Confident, Loyal. Virgo: Organized, Reliable, Modest. Libra: Balanced, Peaceful, Charming. Scorpio: Loving, Possessive, Secretive. Sagittarius: Optimistic, Adventurous, Blunt. Capricorn: Independent, Successful, Ambitious. Aquarius: Clever, Trustworthy, Honest. Pisces: Dreamy, Artistic, Compassionate.

Moon: The way you develop emotionally is ______.

Aries: Gratifying Taurus: Strong Gemini: Restless Cancer: Nurturing Leo: Dramatic Virgo: Intelligent Libra: Balanced Scorpio: Intuitive Sagittarius: Powerful Capricorn: Efficient Aquarius: Progressive Pisces: Creative

Mercury: You communicate with ______.

Aries: Aggression Taurus: Deliberation Gemini: Wittiness Cancer: Intuition Leo: Intellection Virgo: Logic Libra: Intelligence Scorpio: Passion Sagittarius: Honesty Capricorn: Clarity Aquarius: Versatility Pisces: Gentleness

Venus: The way you love is ______.

Aries: Childlike Taurus: Secure Gemini: Witty Cancer: Committed Leo: Loyal Virgo: Practical Libra: Balanced Scorpio: Strong Sagittarius: Idealistic Capricorn: Serious Aquarius: Rebellious Pisces: Charming

Mars: You take action with ______.

Aries: Aggression Taurus: Strength Gemini: Passion Cancer: Devotion Leo: Vitality Virgo: Logic Libra: Balance Scorpio: Willpower Sagittarius: Pride Capricorn: Ambition Aquarius: Confidence Pisces: Intellection

[chelsealovesanubis]

some stoner: hey do you wanna smoke some weed out of this dorito?

me, an intellectual: yes

[just-shower-thoughts]

Pussies are biologically designed to receive regular poundings and stretch to birth an entire miniature human; one kick to the testicles can destroy a guy. Yet for some reason, we associate “pussy” with weakness and having “balls” with strength.