I Haven't A Clue What To Do

Hello Lovely. I'll be your guide through this ass-backwards world. Anything goes, so let's get this thing underway.

[vnapologeticapathy]

hey bro i noticed lately you've not been sprawled out on these cathedral steps while spitting out the blood and screaming someone save us and i've been really worried about you dude. you know you can talk to me bro i'm here for you okay. bro let's make out

[michaelwwilson-blog]

Decent fog around the suburbs of Perth this morning. June, 2018.

[kabaks]

sometimes i think about gay people who lived centuries ago who thought they were all alone who imagined a world where they could live openly as themselves who met in secret spoke in code defied everything and everyone just to exist and i’m like..i gotta sit down. whew i gotta sit down

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

this is why this sappho fragment hits me so hard

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Because it’s in Ojai, California where the weather’s always nice, Bart’s Books is an open air bookstore.

It’s open until sunset every day, but that doesn’t mean you can’t buy a book when they’re closed. 

It’s a lovely place to browse or sit and read. 

Isn’t this lovely?

And, your dog is welcome to browse, too. 

You can spend hours here.

Cookbooks are in an actual kitchen from an old house.

Winston can’t believe what he found, he’s been looking for that book for ages!

And, like any good bookstore, they have a cat. This is Pygmy (aka Pigley). 

http://www.bartsbooksojai.com/

[explicitvibe]

What power couple would you rather be Kanye and Kim or Beyonce and Jay Z

Rihanna and herself because i’m an independent bitch 

[chelseastillgrins]

A Short Rant

Yo

There’s a reason I don’t initiate conversations w men. Please leave me be.

I’m not looking for any more “friends”. If you’re in my circle of friends already, know that I love you and value your friendship and that this obviously does not apply to you.

[bitchybreadpainter-deactivated2]

The anonymous button is not for hate messages and death threats! It’s for confessing your love and asking stupid questions!

[joker-ace]

saw this tweet and thought of these two immediately 

ill leave it to ur imaginations as to how or why bakugou has those items 👀👀👀

[your-instructions-from-moscow]

if you’re reading this, it’s too late

I already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. there’s nothing you can do to stop them

[trickstertime]

[ithelpstodream]

buzz aldrin looks like he’s about to tie trump to a rocket and launch him off into space

[gluten-free-pussy]

Do it, buzz

[anarchapella]

Now that’s a facial journey

[teknon-deactivated20190112]

Some of my favorites:

[basura-official]

Its like hes going through the 5 stages of grief but he keeps flip flopping between bargaining and anger

[onlyblackgirl]

2017 mood.

[jackironsides]

I think this one is my favourite

[skylorennn]

I normally don’t reblog things like this but honestly this is one of a kind and buzz is fantastic

[ginathethundergoddess]

God bless

[angycharmander]

there’s an old man on my bus wearing a sparkly devil horn headband i don’t understand

[angycharmander]

now he’s wearing a hot dog hat this is not a drill

[angycharmander]

i’m putting on my dinosaur hat we can be hat friends

[angycharmander]

he got off at the same stop as me and waited for me to get off the bus so he could laugh and shake my hand and then he just walked away without a word this is the weirdest day of my life

[daitaizai]

[suits]

when ur homie’s lung collapses 

is this not reddie (via mac_masterson on twitter)

[karolinasrainbows]

Ur so right asfhkflshkms

[loneredballoon]

😂

[ayoaprell]

This was deadass cute though 😂

[bumblevip]

MORE TODODEKU

[mitski-miyawakis]

story time.

[beyondplusultra]

the look in your eyes is what gets me.

[updatepls-deactivated20180722]

“so i return to my body.. from the other plane of existence.. in which i scream”

DEAD

[localgays2]

“Story time.

I have this one white friend.

And - [mocking] I have this one white friend, I’m not racist. And like - where was I even going with this? [laughs] She’s not even my friend, she’s just someone I know. Okay, whatever, ‘kay, so this one white person that I know - [under breath] (I know a lot, my entire town is white.) Anyway, um, one day, she comes up to me, and she’s like,

“Jenny, what are you?” and, you know, that’s like white person talk for like, [sarcastic mocking] “what FUCKING country do you come from? Like obviously you’re not from here.”  And I’m like, “um, I’m Chinese.”

And she’s like “What? You’re Chinese?”

And I’m like, “Yeah, I don’t know why that’s so much of a surprise.”

And she’s like “Well, I thought you said you were Asian.”

And - [deep breath] [pause] there was a moment, a good minute and a half, where I left my body and ascended onto another plane, and I screamed into the abyss of that plane [pause] because she did not know that Asian and Chinese are… I, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t even… you know, whatever.

So, return to my body, from the [pause] other plane of existence in which I scream. A lot. And I tell her: “You know, China, China, you see, the country that I’m from, is a part of Asia.”

And she’s like, “Where’s Asia?”

[whispers] She asked me. Where Asia is.

And I say, “Well, Asia consists of, you know..” and I list the different Asian countries and she’s like “Whaat?”

And I’m like [sarcastically] it’s, it’s this thing, you know, that you learn about in like third grade geography. It’s a continent! And she’s like “A continent?”

And I’m like “Yes.”

And she goes, “so it’s not a country?”

I’m like, “No.”

And she’s like “What’s the difference?”

And I’m like [deep breath] “America, you see, has like North, Central, South, so like, take somewhere from Canada; they are North American but they’re also Canadian…”

And she’s like “I don’t understand.”

And I’m like “It’s okay, just know that I am both Asian AND Chinese” and you know what, she is still confused to this day, and I [pause] am still on the other plane of existence, screaming, as I tell this story to you. So you can come join me, on the separate plane of existence.”

[katjohnadams]

I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT IS TOO REAL, TOO TRUE.

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

I’m actually crying

[jewishdragon]

BBC made a Planet Earth parody called Round Planet and it’s amazing

Imagine planet earth but the narration is ridiculous and hilarious

[space-australians]

Available on Netflix in the US [as of December 2017], this seems exactly like something a Space Australia-type person might make to introduce aliens to Earth.

After all:

[nyctosaurid]

“if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”

[zagreus]

The implication that Goofy is just a more advanced stage in canine evolution is oddly terrifying somehow

[nyctosaurid]

theres no such thing as ‘more advance’ in evolution. a dogman isnt more evolved than a dog, just as you are no more evolved than an seagull or coral, they are just fitted for different environments and have evolved as such

[dimetrodone]

Goofy is not more evolved the Pluto, Goofy just fills a different ecological niche. While Pluto is just a scavenger and Goofy is an apex predator both play important roles in the ecosystem.

[thekingmickey-deactivated202404]

[chlstarrbaby]

Goofy’s a domestic dog, Pluto is a real one.

[nyctosaurid]

“Why me? I’m domesticated!” is the deepest rabbit hole of a line in the entire disney canon

[tired-boy-deactivated20201228]