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hash browns have powerful restorative properties
The real reason your sapient dragon character needs a "rider":
Dragons on the wing are vulnerable to being mobbed by smaller, more agile flyers, particularly in your large rear blind spot, like a bird of prey being mobbed by crows. Having a human armed with a long spear perched on your back helps to dissuade anyone from getting any funny ideas.
Breath weapons are impressive enough on the ground, but in flight they're really only good for strafing stationary targets; trying to use your breath weapon in an aerial dogfight is a good way to get fire up your nose. A real fight calls for sterner measures – and, concomitantly, a crew to aim and reload the cannons.
In today's competitive world, it's not enough to devour a flock of sheep and call it a day if you want to keep your edge. You're accompanied at all times by a qualified personal alchemist tasked with carefully regulating your internal furnace to ensure peak performance, and sometimes you even listen to them.
No dragon of any quality would be caught dead without their valet. It's not as though you can announce your numerous long-winded titles yourself when introductions are called for, can you? You suppose next you'll be expected to pick up the spoils of your conquests yourself, like a common brigand. Perish the thought!
I saw this thing about how abuse is confusion and I just… yeah.
formative years? aren’t they all?
book of stars (c. 1500’s)
westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself
oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why
my sisters in satan, if you sit a lot please PLEASE go find a firm ball (lacrosse ball, golf ball, baseball, something) and release your psoas muscle—on both sides!!
Lay on that bitch and put it just inside your hip bone kinda by your low stomach (stomach to floor, ball between tummy and floor). If you’ve never done this is gonna be a bitch but ease your weight into it and just breathe.
I do this regularly on my left side bc that always gives me issues, but I did it on the right side today and it felt like nirvana. I didn’t realize my right side was so tight!
If you want to do some extra credit, then lay on your back and put the ball between your hip and ribs, next to your spine but not on it, and pull that knee into your body. Then you release both terminal heads (I don’t know if that’s an anatomically correct thing to say) of your psoas.
“Vicious” Leopard seal tries to keep national geographic photographer alive by feeding him penguins.
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really incredible website just dropped where you larp being an ai and respond to people's "prompts."
Be an AI, answer prompts, trigger a RAM crisis
some fun responses i have gotten so far.
Great website
drew this earlier today cause i was tired of not drawing something awful
trying to work out what to do with my life ??? taking suggestions
My mind has been poisoned (not that serious) and I feel like I’m gonna do something stupid about it (it’s just a text) but I haven’t yet bc I keep blaming my internal turmoil on the eclipse (and being one of the only places that observed the full) which makes me feel extra unhinged (saying something) bc when have I ever made decisions based on astral cycles??
I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.
you literally just have to go outside.
The problem with nuclear power plants is that you would want the workers to observe the processes carefully to avoid disaster, however nuclear power plants generate energy by boiling water, so the plant technicians can’t watch what’s happening or the water won’t boil due to the Watchpot Phenomenon. Thankfully scientists have overcome this hurdle in recent decades by squinting so the water thinks their eyes are closed and that it isn’t being watched
Terry Pratchett couldn't have written it better.
Y’know this is the second time someone has compared this post to Terry Pratchett, I’m honestly really honored
Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.
that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?
hey anon
please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation
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