Bloom

20 she/her chronic post liker multishipper and crossover enthusiast currently on my dcst, persona, and dc grind

[cherri-ish]

Just finished P3R, um, HOLY FUCK???

[holmesandtheroman]

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

[writingdose]

fanfic writers who type their works directly onto ao3 instead of copy-and-pasting from elsewhere have no fear. fear fears them.

[hauntedhousesforsale]

redraw of this really fun comic

[ier0gliph]

bro i swear sai tried to run doom on the first stone-age computer

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[tall]

[frownyalfred]

Bruce Wayne is best viewed through the lens of “holy shit your parents were genuinely so hot, insanely charismatic, wild, and hot and do whatever the fuck they want, and then they combined their DNA??????? they made one person out of that??” because then you truly understand he’s just Like That.

it’s not even that he’s doomed to be the main character. he’s just the product of two stars collapsing into each other while also fucking the butler along the way. that man was never going to have a normal life.

[cherri-ish]

Why does my boss keep texting me dam b I know the schedule and I’ve never missed a day w out warning…. Brother huh ?

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[thotsandpreyers]

[ozempicofficial]

[cherri-ish]

Just got an insane flashback to when I went to the club for the first time and I was staring at this guys pants (very cool, was trying to identify brand) and I kept accidentally making eye contact w his slut friend (was dancing on every other girls ass) cause our groups were lowkey dancing next to each other but a couple fights broke out so we leave and as we get out he comes up to me to ask for my Instagram and I’m like yes!!! it’s my chance to ask about his friends pants but then another fight happened in the street (bunch of people jumping this racist mf lol) and we all had to rush out of the area (ended in bloodshed) and I never got the name of the pants brand.

All this to say my friend said “wow ur nonchalant shit really worked” and I know that was her being mean to me cause I didn’t know how to dance to that trash music 😔 didn’t catch that in the moment tho

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

congratulations piracy

[livefromtheloam]

Ad agency: Please don't steal the King's potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

[commandtower-solring-go]

Ad agency: you wouldn't steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Headline from IFLScience reading: "You Wouldn't Steal a Movie" Advert May Have Led To More People Stealing Movies /End ID]

[geekysteven]

[teaboot]

Fun fact! Both the music and the font in that ad were incorrectly sourced and did not provide compensation to the creators

[cherri-ish]

Playing P3r and literally just noticed bc I played my birthday, but the calendar matches this years calender... idk why I didn't notice when I was in May lol but it lowkey tripped me out