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Fuck you, completely and absolutely
are you shitting me
bakugo x gn reader sfw
Bakugo cries after he confesses to you. It's not that he had an overly high standard (just look at his parent' own lopsided romance,) but he did always try to be the best.
Tripping over his own feet, spilling his drink down the front of your stupidly pretty shirt and biting his own tongue hard enough to drip blood was not his best. He's not even sure if you made out what he said with all the mess going on before he booked it out of there, not wanting to add big fat tears rolling down his reddened cheeks to his list of disaster.
He was sniffling outside of the aquarium he invited you to, listening to children noisly pass by with their guardians. Envy gripped his heart at how carefree they could be, pricks of hatred filling him at the thought that they were the kids, yet he was the one blubbering like a baby behind an overly sweet smelling trash can. Maybe he should take a dive with all the left over cinnamon sugar pretzels and hot dog ends.
God, he hated how easily he cried when he was upset.
An employee tapped him on the shoulder just as he wiped his nose with the collar of his stupidly ugly shirt. Only, it wasn't an employee. It was you. In a hoodie that covered your rootbeer stained shirt. Holding an ice cream treat that looked like a possessed Spongebob.
"I'm not a fuckin' kid," he said gruffly and turned his back to you.
"I know. Just thought I'd share something sweet with my boyfriend to celebrate our new relationship," your fingers twined into his even as he faced away.
It hurt. You were so damn effortless, so good to him. More than he ever deserved. If there was anyone who forgave him more times than he could offend, it was you (and that damned Deku, but this isn't about him.) It's about you bumping his shoulder slightly and pulling him forward, reversing the roles so that you were the one looking back at him now.
"I take the left eye, you take the right, whaddya say?" You teased and waved the melting sweet in one hand- the one not holding his.
"...Sure," he eventually said, low in his throat, unable to ever resist you. "And don't think that you did something wrong earlier, got it? When I walked away, that was on me. Sorry about your shirt by the way."
You geared up for another quip that would no doubt dispel the tension further, but Bakugo beat you to it, displaying the exact depth of devotion that had him literally falling for you in the first place. "You can never do anything wrong. I'm not the best at this stuff, but I'm trying for you, so....just stick it out with me and I'll make it worth your while, 'kay?"
Lol my large and handsome pig didnât find Anything of interest in your yard
I had a vision
OCTOBER 1ST. VENOM
âeyes. lungs. pancreas. so many snacks, so little time.â
â± â katsuki bakugou +Â monsterfucking.
â± â synopsis; katsukiâs been a bad fiancĂ© recently, he tries to tell himself that itâs all in his head ( literally ) and when his neglectful behaviour nearly ruins your engagement dinner â he has no choice but to make it up to you, with the help of a little symbiotic friend.
â± â length; 5K
â± â warnings; please read for your own safety! mdni, smut 18+, heavy smut, characters aged up to 20s, mentions of eating people, monsterfucking, dry humping, tentacles, overstimulation, pussy jobs, public sex, clothed sex, oral sex ( f!receiving ), pegging ( m!receiving ), fem!reader, venom!bakugou. not beta read !
â± â notes; waaa!! hello everyone, welcome back to kinktober!! im so happy to be participating again, i hope you all enjoy whats in store for this year. starting with this baddie !! - m.list â kinktober m.list â taglist đ©âĄđȘ
âjust eat herâŠkatsukiâŠâÂ
âno, you can fuck right off.âÂ
âwhy not? she is unpleasantâŠkatsukiâŠits not like we like her anywaysâŠâÂ
for the first time that night, katsuki indulges the mangled voice in his headâ listening to the symbiotic alien that sludges through his voice and his body. venom is right. he hates his mother in law, soon to be mother in law, but the practicalities of it all arenât what matter. red eyes drift to the devilâs incarnation of a woman, traditional yet rude and deserving of a beat downâ katsuki thinks. if he could just take a bite, crunch down on the womanâs skull and swallow her whole, all of his problems would be solved.
âgoodness, bakugou,â the woman leers with a nasty curl of her sweaty upper lip. âiâm paying for the wedding not for you to be dressed like a complete slobâ you look awful, and at my only daughterâs engagement party!â she drones on and if venom were to murder this woman right now, she really would deserve it.Â
âsee? you are a loser, bakugou.â
he wasnât dressed that bad, sure, it wasnât the burgundy blazer and pressed white shirt youâd told him to pick up from the dry cleaners on the way home from work butâ it was smart casual, a nice pair of jeans and a smart jacket. you liked that. thatâs all that mattered.
this sequence is one of my all time favourites and screen caps wouldnât do it justice
Not So Little Anymore
You, Katsuki, and your little boy are all strolling through the mall, shopping for his first day at school.
Suddenly thereâs a tug on Katsukiâs sleeve causing him to look down. Immediately he knows whatâs up as his son stops walking and crosses his legs, bouncing on the balls of his feet.
Katsuki looks to you, but thereâs another tug and sees the kid shaking his head and waving for him to come closer. Bending down, he hears, âI need to pee,â through a whisper.
âYeah, I know bud, momâll-â
Shaking his head more vigorously, he does a little hop from foot to foot, and pulls at his dadâs sleeve harder, holding up the other hand to cup his mouth. Confused, Katsuki kneels on the floor, and places his palm on the boyâs back so he can listen closely to whatever secret he obviously doesnât want you to know about.
âSheâll take me to the girlsâ toilets.â
Hah, he understands now.
His boy is at that age where he thinks heâs a big man, and going to the bathroom with his mother is an embarrassing experience he doesnât want to have to do anymore. Katsuki remembers the feeling, shuddering at the memories of the old hag escorting him into a stall, and all the while knowing there were other icky, stinky girls out there while he tried to do his business.
With a glance up, Katsuki can tell you already know whatâs going on, because nothing ever gets past you.
So off to the public restrooms the three of you go, however, this time itâs you propping up the wall outside, shopping bags at your feet, waiting for them to return.
~~~~~
Five minutes later, your big man and little man emerge.
Taking up a tiny, damp hand in yours, you smile at your husband as your son skips between you, more relaxed and back in his own world of imagination now that heâs not holding himself back from having a mortifying accident.
âHowâd it go?â
Katsuki shrugs, it was no big deal. âHe wanted to use âthe big boy toiletâ.â
You canât help but laugh.
âHis words, not mine,â he scowls back.
Your eyebrow cocks, wondering how that worked out. Youâre sure he still isnât tall enough for that just yet. âAnd did he?â
âI had to hold him up, but,â - here, his chest puffs out, looking down at his almost identical likeness and grinning like the proud daddy he is - âyeah, he did.â
tags: FEM reader (referred to as wife + your grace), fantasy au, dragon king bakugo, arranged marriage/marriage of convenience, miscommunication (resolved!!), implied loss of virginity, very suggestive, hurt/comfort, readers home country SUCKED (misogyny + sexism mentioned)
wc: 2.9k
In truth, you should not be anywhere near the dragon pit.
You have only ever seen the beasts from afar, kept behind the protection of your husband's most trusted guards; folk adorned in durable leather and shedded scale, while your own body need only be wrapped in silks.
Since your wedding night all those weeks ago, that is all that has touched your skin â silk. Drapes of it, trains of sleeve and cape, embroidered with delicate fauna and feathers. When walking amongst men and women layered with armour and weaponry, you only felt othered.
Being betrothed to the Dragon King, Bakugo Katsuki, had not been of your choosing.
Sweet (Like Honey) | K. Bakugou
Entry 02 | The Virginity Chronicles
Summary:Â When Katsuki finds out in the worst way possible that Deku is, in fact, not a virgin anymore, he takes matters into his own hands and decides to seek you out. Â
(Or, alternatively; Katsuki fucks for the first time)
Paring: Katsuki Bakugou x fem!reader
Warnings: Swearing, virginity loss, fingering, dry humping, cunnilingus, creampie, multiple orgasms, no contraception mentioned, extremely unrealistic (seriously, this is not what losing your virginity is actually like), characters are aged up to 18
Note: So this was inspired by someone on my AO3, who wondered what Bakugou would be like when he lost his virginity. And this is what my brain had to say.Â
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Little incidentÂ
pairing: (aged up) pro hero! Shinso Hitoshi x fem!reader
word count: 10.4k (iâm ded đ”âđ«)Â
synopsis: Itâs been a while since youâd started working with Shinso. Somehow you manage to fight your way into his life and little by little you become way too dependent on him. All it takes is just a little incident to change your initial plan of ending the weird friends with benefits situation the two of you have going on.Â
tags: 18+, adult content, fem!reader, pining (?), colleagues to friends to friends with benefits to lovers, some fluff i guess, protected sex, realistic sex (is that a tag?), slight dom/sub dynamic (nothing drastic tho), praise kink, oral sex (fem receiving), oral fixation (?), kinda bratty reader, Shinso is kinda mean, premature ejaculation (not really but just in case), farting (lol)Â
this fic was written as an entry to the Better Than Fiction: A Realistic Sex Collab, hosted by @/spacelabrathor and @/titan-fodder which you can find H E R E
an: writing this fic took me way too long and honestly iâm so done with it at this point that iâm just throwing it out here. feedback is always appreciatedÂ
You had known you wanted to work in Dekuâs hero agency from the start. Being just a few years the green-haired heroâs junior you had witnessed the man hone his skill and later on fight for his place in the world of pro heroes, all through your TV screen.
You admired him greatly and, to a certain extent, you suppose you could thank him for being the foundation of your determination to become a hero. If an originally quirkless kid can do it then why couldnât you?
You had been lucky enough to get accepted by his agency after your high school graduation and your dreams had come true when you started patrolling the streets.
However, your social life, or lack thereof, was the reason you were chosen to patrol during the night.
âAre you, also, available for night patrols?â The woman in charge of schedule and partner pairings asked you.
âYeah, I have no problem with that.â
You had simply agreed, receiving a warm smile in return and, unknowingly, signing your sentence as one of the agencyâs go-to night patrollers for the foreseeable future.
You sighed as you stretched your shoulders back, trying to fix your posture. You enjoyed being a pro hero, eternally grateful for being offered the job of your dreams and able to help civilians. You loved it, truly. Your body, not so much. The loud crack of your spine and a quiet puff escaping your lips earned a raised eyebrow from the tall man walking next to you but not so much even a look in your general direction.
âDo you know any good masseur?â You asked quietly, moving your head from side to side which resulted in more additional pops, making you feel like a glowstick.
The man on your right side was quiet for so long that you had given up on getting an answer from him.
âNot really,â he mumbled finally, paying more attention to the other side of the street than you, which made it hard for you to even distinguish the words.
âRight.â At this point, you werenât even disappointed.
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âthis edible ainât shitâ
*5 mins later*
On the S01EP6 of Ben 10 the animators forgot to animate Gwen so they used a recycled png Im dying
The Real Thing
Pairing: Izuku Midoriya x reader, Katsuki Bakugou x reader
Word count: 5.7k
Warnings: some dark content, non-consensual filming, revenge porn, cheating/pseudo-cheating, cucking, daddy kink, sir kink, breeding, threesome, restraints, & listen I love Izuku but thereâs some definite slander in here, sorryyyy I just love to make him the bad guy
Notes: This round of brain rot is brought to you & inspired by both this wonderful thirst post by @/kingkatsuki and this beautiful fic by @/doinmybesthere. If you havenât read either yet, you absolutely should.
Iâve got a million things to work on, but this was terrorizing me & it kept spiraling out of control, so I wrote it at lightspeed, because I just had to, so please take it off my hands đđ»
One day, Izuku decided it might be fun to bring a new toy into the bedroom and it ended up ruining life as he knew it.
It all began when Bakugou thought it would be funny to send Deku a little gift. He had rolled out a line of sex toys and mailed his pal the shining star of the collection: the Dynamight dildo.
It was entirely accurate to the real thing, molded in an aesthetic swirl of the signature Dynamight color scheme; orange, black, and a deep green. Bakugou signed the personal note that he attached to the package with the most smug grin that heâd ever manifested in his life.
âI know youâve been looking forward to this day for years, Deku. Now, you can finally suck my dick to your heartâs content.â
last night, you had your very first sleepover with katsuki.
it was perfect. no snoring or sleep walking, no blanket hogging, and most importantlyâno pro hero work pulling him away in the morning. the only thing that wouldâve made it better, is some clarity.
youâre dating katsuki, but itâs not officialâheâs not your boyfriend. you wonder if maybe, heâs just not that into you, or perhaps, he just doesnât have the time. timeâsomething heâs never had enough of, that has to be it, right?
your very first date, it was a two parter, because he was needed elsewhere mid mapo tofu. a few other dates after that were also cut shortâmaybe he thinks you just donât know each other well enough yet? is it even possible for someone like him to think that way? whatever the reason, you need to know.
âmorning katsuki,â you murmur, shuffling into the kitchen as you pull your sleeves up over your fists. you have a clear goal in mindâbut heâs cooking, without a shirt, and suddenly your mission is ten times more difficult. is this what being a pro hero feels like?
your instagram while dating draken (part 2)
anon requested: Hi I just seen the Darken x Y/N Instagram post and I loved itđ©đ©đ© I was wondering if you could do one for draken but with a y/n with brown skin or even one where y/n skin isnât showing Thank you â€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïž so here it is!!! i hope you'll like it
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y/n: we're matching!
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sano_em: THATS SO CUTE
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â y/n: yes he is
matsunooo: draken the simp
â ryu_draken: shut up
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â y/n: no you are
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â y/n: SHUT UP MIKEY
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y/n: sleepover with my bff
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â y/n: IM JOKING