This Will Be As Long As A Fall Out Boy Song Title

I liked you till you became a MySpace whore

[manch-retaphor]

[phorever-after]

going triple platinum in the phouse

[jeannedarcgerard]

[chilewithcarnage]

i don't need tumblr premium because I report every ad I see

[chilewithcarnage]

'is this ad malicious?' as far as I'm concerned all ads are malicious

[maddox-rider]

sister daniel & father philip

[pseudophan]

i feel like i just did ten lines of coke back to back

[zackstriker]

dnp should win an award for most emotionally complex podcast announcement ever

[itsgonnabeanofrommedawg]

dan and phil publicly forgiving their audience for ripping their private life apart. chronically closeted dan following that up by asking "phil do YOU forgive me for years of dealing with my bullshit?" and phil saying he doesn't need to forgive him. literally peace and love on phanet earth

[askmeaboutmyoctopustheory]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF DAN AND PHIL HARD LAUNCH ON A RANDOM MONDAY IN 2025

[cherrryliimeadeee]

do dan and phil understand that there are decade/years old friendships coming back together over them today

[cherrryliimeadeee]

do yall remember when p0rn was allowed on tumblr and there were those two twinks that everyone said looked like dan and phil? wtf was wrong with us and who TF were those two guys

[cherrryliimeadeee]

i thought shit posting on my finsta was fun but dear god did i forget how fun tumblr was

[0nlyhere4phil]

[cherrryliimeadeee]

i just want yall to know this was my public facebook cover photo in 2015. all my grandparents had to of been so confused on who the fuck these guys were

[hansoeii]

I reblogged the destiel phan is real meme and now people are asking me who dan and phil are. I thought you could only join this website if you had a problematic parasocial relationship with them when you were 14

[danielhowell]

IS PHAN REAL? one of the biggest conspiracies in the history of the internet - we’re gonna talk about it https://youtu.be/Cxe_YMJ4nUs

[cherrryliimeadeee]

this is crazy timing bc i just took a picture of this in my storage unit like two weeks ago