I trust Sam Riegel because the butt of 85% of his jokes is himself.
I am one with Sam Riegel tbh
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I trust Sam Riegel because the butt of 85% of his jokes is himself.
I am one with Sam Riegel tbh
IM BACK BITCHES
And my life is just as shitty
you DON’T wanna see what’s underneath.
Oh fish, yes I do
My mom didn’t know what thot meant (she thought it was something like “lazy”) and my brother kept putting off taking out the trash and she called him a thot and he looked so betrayed
it’s 2 am and i spent more time on this than i should’ve
Me (DM): *makes a character that is exactly the bard’s type*
Bard: “I’mma fuck that character.”
Me:
Literally my ranger rn, she fell in love with an NPC who is also a ranger
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had stable mental health for more than 48 hours.
Ravenclaw
Nope, wonder what's that's like
Appreciation Post
I love Andrew Keenan-Bolger so so so so much. He's just amazing. AKB perfectly embodies every role he takes on and it's amazing. His facial expressions on stage are the best and you can just tell that he loves what he does and iauajkfiejskfien. I love him
Join me on the journey of SINUS INFECTIONS AND MINOR STREP
reblog if you want a cute anonymous message in your ask.
They hear a voice from behind them.
“Hey, Vsauce, Michael here”
They turn around and find nothing. Everyone is uneasy. A new voice is heard, but from inside their heads.
“What if you were defenseless?”
An anxious look washes over everyones faces. The cleric moves a crossbow to his head. Suddenly, he drops it, and his eyes roll back. He begins to speak.
“What is defense, when you try to define it? Is it nothing more than a delusion of protection that only delays death, rather than preventing it?”
He collapses and begins to convulse. A tear rolls down the wizards cheek, and she throws a fireball at the seizing cleric.
“I… had to put him out of his misery”
The warrior and rogue comfort her. She sits down and tears begin streaming. They fall to the ground and soak into the brick floor. The rogue looks around and finds an apparition.
“Aha! I see t-”
He falls over, instantly dead, until words escape his lips.
“Hey, Vsauce, Michael here”
The rogue stands up. The wizard stands up as well. The warrior draws his sword. The rogue begins to speak.
“How fast can you run?”
The warrior and wizard have shocked looks in their eyes. They’re cowering. A moment of courage appears in the warrior’s spirit, and he charges to strike down the rogue. He collapses and falls over dead.
“You can’t run fast enough, that’s for sure.”
The rogue begins chasing the wizard. She begins casting a spell, but her tears and anxiety caused her to fumble her words. Instead, she reads a scroll of protection, erecting a dome around her, 5 feet in all directions. The rogue collapses, and once again the voice is in her head.
“Protection is an illusion. In some cases, walls have ended up collapsing.”
The dome begins to close. She claws at the sides until she accepts her fate, crying and awaiting the final mercy.
SCP-1753: V-Sauce
“SCP-1753 is a 75 cm x 100 cm oil painting of the El Capitan rock formation in Yosemite National Park. The phrase “time to fly” has been scrawled in permanent marker over the vertical rock face. Forensic analysis of SCP-1753 revealed that this phrase was incorporated by the painter.”
I should hyuuuuuuu drop my playlist some tome
can’t believe the purge is over and they fucking MISSED me
yoooo, gay here
HYUYUUUUUUUUU
I'm a mess and never post any more, XD this is bad
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"You know how I do weird things in the woods"~ Our Barbarian