ummmm idk.

liv 22 she/her ur mom ✨🧚‍♀️💕🔫♋️🏳️‍🌈🔞💛

[livsinpjs]

Hello TMNT and ROTTMNT fandom!!

New fic just dropped!!!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

@tangledinink and @toastybagel ty ty ty for beta reading this fic i couldn’t have finished it without you! 💛

anyways lmk what you all think!!

[livsinpjs]

dj khalid voice: ANOTHA ONE!!!!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

again ty @toastybagel

@tangledinink this is for u ily ik i said i would write this like 8 months ago but i finished it as a surprise for u

anyway i hope rottmnt nation likes this uwu

[kathaynesart]

Why do Leo and Jacksepticeye both pose the same way when searching for hidden passages?

[therealjacksepticeye]

He’s my favourite turtle that’s why!

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[cedarspiced]

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[medievaljournalist]

i just learned my destiny

[medievaljournalist]

does anyone want to trade with me

[acornsandacorns]

you know what? Fuck you. *turns your strong and stoic and serious character into a crying, traumatized, whimpering, curled up mess in the floor*

[shoresoftheshadowlands]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

top notch interaction I had with the ambulance crew after my accident a couple years back:

paramedic: hi, I'm Allan

me: you told me. and your colleague is Jim, and the man who found me is Peter. guess my short-term memory is okay

Allan: ..are you doing a cognitive function test on yourself

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Allan, two minutes later, putting a third blanket around me: okay, how's that feeling now

me: well my feet are still freezing but it's okay, I know you need to focus on getting my core temperature up first

Allan: how many times has this happened to you

[dragon-in-a-fez]

noteworthy that they literally had a mask on me hooked up to a tank pumping narcotics into my lungs through all this, and my body temperature was like 34°. I would have been doing well to just have both eyes pointed in the same direction

[supreme-leader-stoat]

"This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in post-accident cognition."

[fellshish]

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

[romanitas]

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

[molabuddy]

really fond of this bathroom graffiti at my school. peeing?

[duckcrumbs]

Here’s all four of them together!

[apocryphics]

oh ok

[gorps]

[trinidemgyal-deactivated2026051]

[anka-dm]

My illustrations the most based poem about tigers by Nael, age 6

Every time I read it I feel space inside my chest expand in very *emotion* way.

[raccoonmilf]

When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.

Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.

Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.

[raccoonmilf]

I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny

[husband]

[rovermcfly]

rocky's crew dying from radiation exposure, something humans go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of and ryland's crew dying in their "sleep" with nobody watching, something eridians go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of. cool book that is easy to read through your tears.