Shit Posting

Kate She/her

[blemgoid]

knock knock

whos there

its the police ma'am, your son was just killed by energy weapons

[guerrillatech]

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[senacowgirl]

everything comes full circle

[bitchvirgo]

[toxicsolarvibrations-deactivate]

God talks to me through Pinterest.

[cirrates]

you know what I see a lot of memes about garlic and a few other food memes here and there but I never see any about paprika.

[cirrates]

here...for all the paprika enjoyers out there

[joshlovesyou]

[ash-rigby]

I’m not into monsters that actively want to kill me, but I am into monsters who totally could and give consistent reminders of that. The twitch of a dangerously clawed hand when you do something that excites them, the effortlessness of how they can pick you up and have you wherever they want, sharp teeth pressed against your skin in the heat of it; just shy of drawing blood. You feel?

[phocids]

im collecting marine biology memes does anyone have anymore

[12chainz]

Everybody log off I need alone time

[candybisous]

pink velvet petal couch

[minilev]

Went into the bathroom just to look in the mirror

Chopped my hair off

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the fact that tumblr users were slut shaming alexander hamilton several years BEFORE the musical even exist is so horrendously funny to me. i’m in tears. i laughed so hard i had to take ibuprofen afterwards.  i can’t live like this. i have to lie down

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is the most magnificent thing in my life rn

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

best scene in the witcher is when geralt is campin in the woods talkin about the first monster he killed (the man who tried to assault a young girl) and renfri is behind him listening in so you think he’s saying it for her benefit to convince her that He Respects Women but then she says somethin and geralt jumps and u realise he was literally just bragging out loud to his fuckin horse. exquisite

[ink-poisoning]

Losing my mind over this tag

[lake-erie]

girl: come over me: i can’t, i’m using my sensitive barbels scour the riverbed for morsels of food girl: i hollowed out a nesting cavity under a flat stone me:

[feraligatr]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Make "barbecue Pringles" creepy (love the blog btw)

*munches them while hovering over your bed in the dark*

[shrimpathy-for-the-rogue]

Hey can you not drop crumbs on me when im trying to sleep?

Ants are gonna be everywhere and i don’t want to wake up to ants on my face

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sorry about that *reaches a claw down from the ceiling to brush crumbs away*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*snags the blanket w/ my overgrown hangnails* i am so sorry