Parmesan > Life

Goooober. 26.

[modogoblin]

[catchymemes]

[funnytwittertweets]

[huffylemon]

I love it when semi trucks come to a stop and let that little fart out

[gayvampyr]

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

[plumstreet]

when you have plans in the morning you can still live an eventful & fulfilling life afterwards but when you've got plans in the afternoon? well that's your whole day

[dancing-homestuck]

I wish my cat had a phone so I could text him while I’m at work and tell him I love him and I miss him and he could send back blurry pictures of random things, incomprehensible gibber texts, and audio recordings of his crinkle ball

[funnytwittertweets]

[rogueninja]

if cats aren't meant to be kissed on their heads then what's that little space between their ears for

[neomedievalist]

ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life.  ok

[2nowfort]

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

having a pet is insane... there is a guy on my floor

[thenearsightedmicroraptor]

If you have a little cat. And you come home, from outside. Remember this: they cannot ask you questions in the way another human can. And you cannot tell them things the way you can amswer another human. So when they sniff you. And you let them sniff you. That's them asking about your day.

[thememedaddy]

[funnytwittertweets]

[dancinbutterfly]

spoken like an only fucking child

[skellydun]

What are some things that turn on?

did u forget the word ‘you’ or do u really want to learn about the wonders of electricity from me

[roseroyalty-moving]

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree

[roseroyalty-moving]

[beardedmrbean]