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i need to do a little craft with my hands

she gets it

Did really well in my video game and it boosted my confidence to a weirdly high degree where I'm just naked in the mirror doing suggestive poses and mumbling "you killed so good you killed so good" which is probably how everyone acts

micromontage

I'm like if a

Who cares. Let's run away. I don't care anymore

barrymccaulkinem

when you use a word and wonder if you used it right and you check and you correctly pulled an uncommon 3rd or 4th definition

importantcatpics

exhuastedpigeon

Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.

It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.

door

this is great. slowly we will build a house

sketchywiring

Thats crazy dude mind if i join you

animentality

leebrontide

One time my dad came to family dinner all excited “you know that show Sherlock? I hear fans are writing whole new stories for it online”

And in perfect unison my sister and I yelled “DAD NO!” So vehemently he stopped in his tracks.

Then a look of dawning comprehension on his face.

“Oh, this is like Kirk and Spock, isn’t it”

And I died right then and there.

brucemanimean-batwayne

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

shocotate

I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

wickedwonderlandd

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

wizard-council-bureaucrat

The orb delights him

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

lakevida

your majesty what is upppp

deathdaydreamm

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

deathdaydreamm

molabuddy

i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful