🍒 cherry latte 🍒

love is stored in the soup

[b0nkcreat]

hrmm. well hold on now ive been filled with a sudden joy and whimsy for the world

[b0nkcreat]

i think we're all going to be okay maybe

[evilscientist3]

Microbelr

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[evilscientist3]

[>EQUIP 🔬 Microscope]

[unexplained-events]

32 of the Most Bizarre Deep-Sea Creatures Discovered

Which one is your favorite?

SOURCE

[spritle22]

@bunjywunjy

[bunjywunjy]

I love how you scroll all the way to the bottom and there’s just a giant fucking submarine, science is awesome

[that-house]

Making a shitty one-page RPG called Oh Shit It’s the Killer. The premise is simple: you’re a high schooler spending the weekend in the woods with your besties. The Killer is there also. He is trying to the Kill you

[that-house]

I say shitty not to demean the quality of my work but because it’s less an exercise in good game design and more an attempt to induce paranoid internal conflict that turns into murder (in game of course). It has like three mechanics and one of them actively encourages you to murder the other PCs

[that-house]

Great news!

It’s done

I put like three braincells into this, so if there’s anything about it that outright sucks, uh. Sorry not sorry, L + ratio + let’s use the 1-page restriction as an excuse for any unfun mechanics

[that-house]

“What if there was a game about being a genre-savvy slasher protagonist murdering their way to the role of Final Girl?”

“Sounds cool when exactly does the PvP start”

“character creation”

[strawberisapphic]

everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye

[psychotickenesis-deactivated202]

"But I stay silly :3" has done irreparable damage/good to my brain . i say it to get thru the day everyday . Work is hell but i stay silly . Lifes falling apart but i stay silly . :3

[nixcraft]

[punkinspicelattes]

Adding on to this lovely infographic:

Any "Tell me about a time when..." question can be answered using the same formula called the STAR method:

Situation: briefly (in a sentence or two), set up the conflict. Task: tell what your responsibility was in the overall work environment (i.e. were you a manager?). Action: list out the steps you took to resolve the conflict. Result: give the ultimate outcome.

For instance, "tell me about a time when you had a problem with a coworker."

Situation: At my previous job, I joined an already well-established team in my first year, and started coming into conflict with my manager over task management. Task: As a first-year associate, I previously hadn't had a ton of control over my own deadlines, and I assumed it would be the same on this team. However, this manager put a high priority on autonomy and was a bit more hands-off. Action: I took the initiative to meet up with my manager and discuss what her overarching priorities for the project were, and how my pieces fit into the larger picture. From there, I set up a rough estimate of a timeline for my major tasks, and checked in with her. We were able to tweak the timeline to make sure that one piece of my project would be complete in time for the senior associate to review effectively. I then broke that timeline down even further for my own reference, and sent weekly email updates to my manager to discuss my progress and keep myself on track. Result: Communication vastly improved, and we were able to finish the project with plenty of time to spare. I also developed a timeline template to provide to our intern, which helped her stay on track too.

[cannilyuncanny]

[ID: Interview Questions (Translated): The interview process can be confusing because interviewers expect you to answer completely different questions than what they've asked. Here are a few translations for ASDers on the job hunt.

What they ask: Tell me about yourself

What they want: Give me ~3 sentences on your relevant experience, and then something complimentary about why you're interviewing there specifically.

What they ask: Why are you interested in this company/position?

What they want: Reiterate something (not a perk) from the about us page or job description and say that it is very important or interesting to you.

What they ask: What are you looking for in a new position?

What they want: Reiterate something that the company brags about on their website (not a perk) e.g. the opportunity to work with x technology or career growth

What they ask: Tell me about a time when you had a conflict with a co-worker

What they want: Tell me about a time when there was a minor, non-offensive disagreement with a co-worker that you resolved in a positive way.

What they ask: Tell me about the latest project you worked on.

What they want: Tell me about a successful project you worked on, that is relevant to the work we do here.

Job searching is frustrating! But with a little bit of practice, you too can mask your way to a position that extends your survival in this capitalist hellscape we call home. end ID]

[andhumanslovedstories]

when I was very very into Hannibal, I remember thinking that this desire was so dumb but I just wanted a fic where like….au time…..Hannibal really is just a psych trying his best to help Will. He can’t communicate like a normal person and says a lot of ominous shit, but he’s good at cooking the usual meats and probably oversteps his professional bounds but in like. a helpful friendly normal way. He’s never tasted human flesh and he’s happy to tell you that.  

[andhumanslovedstories]

Will: I mean, I believe you, but you must understand that it’s uncomfortable that you keep specifically denying it.

Hannibal, cooking a wholesome meal with actual chicken and, he assured everyone, zero human: my name rhymes with cannibal, Will. I do not judge people for their concerns.  

[romanceyourdemons]

i love when a character has something terrible happen to them and as a result they see themself as, essentially if not literally, a ghost. and so that means they only can (and have to) do what ghosts do, ie get revenge and then cease to exist. easy as that. but then halfway through this ghost vengeance they realize hey actually i might still be a human person. with human needs. that’s incredibly inconvenient, considering how much i’ve invested in this whole ghost thing

[fenkko]

kissing the homies goodnight 😚 especially kaveh

[godbirdart]

i am apparently the designated Knocker of the Doors for my neighbors pets because i keep encountering their animals in the building hallways locked out and crying. i don’t mind this, but it is odd that this has happened to me more than once.

[godbirdart]

also very interesting to see how dogs and cats differ in handling Got Locked Out of the Apartment situations

[raiasintended]

mantras for a new generation

[sasukeless]

if u ever see me posting something cringe or embarrassing i didnt that was my evil twin my doppleganger

[sasukemore]

That's me btw

[sasukeless]

HELLO?????????

[merptooswag]

cringe is okay, in moderation my friend

[sasukeless]

?

[lauralot89]

Pick a Tumblr quote

Violence for violence is the rule of beasts

To become a god is the loneliest achievement of all

You cannot kill me in a way that matters

I am not a god so why should I be expected to fight against entropy

One day you'll decompose and I'll be there to watch it happen

God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

The rage in your heart warms you now but it will leave you cold in your grave

Then become the dirt I walk on

Tonight, you spoke with the devil. The devil looked a lot like you

Love yourself to spite the world

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2023

[rgsystem]

im wearing contacts for the first time and holy SHIT some people come out the pussy seeing like this????????

[rgsystem]

i think the phrase i was looking for. is roll out of bed

[emotionalfemme]

[grecoisms]

@mouseymightymarvellous

[catchymemes]

[universejunction]

executive dysfunction