[gayboomhauer]

reblog to let him know that you love him

[stimman3000]

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

[krishnadewme]

[lionkins]

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

[yaldabaoth413]

Nothing can prepare you for the day your Math teacher announces that whoever can send him the funniest meme based on his class will get extra credit for the final grade.

[ben-tavsan-deactivated20190526]

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

He’s Florida Man.

[lilium-orientalis-deactivated20]

“Place of Worship”

[kris-allen1359-deactivated-deac]

[bob-belcher]

[zukobender]

So you’re telling me I am the only one who thought about this?

[rumpled]

[gothiethefairy]

lol, what if peter b complains about him and noir being the “oldest” in the spidey group

and noir says in his deep fucking nicolas cage voice, “actually, i’m nineteen.”

[gothiethefairy]

[onlineraccoon]

Why are John Mulaney and Anna so cute?

[meowmita]

Get you a man who looks at you like John Mulaney looks at his wife 👌

[bitchycode]

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

*Family means the people closest to me, not cousins and relatives I only see once every year or so.

[pettibone-deactivated20240714]

I am legitimately afraid of the spirit of shaggy meme as it seems to have no origin everyone just suddenly knew

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

[trash-snail]

[teathattast]

[was-wsllaw-deactivated20240118]

[mantis-the-shrimp]

who tf was laying in bed at 3:37am and thought: what if Shaggy was an ancient evil, unleashed during the live action Scooby Doo

[emperor-of-matzah-deactivated20]

It was Shaggy that implanted that thought

[okapicermoniesinquestionableblu]

Some days I’d like to be murdered some days I’d like to bed god

[okapicermoniesinquestionableblu]

I intended to type ‘be god’; let this be yet another demonstration of how much wiser and knowing my fingers are compared to my feeble mind

[lesbianshepard]

[jvarasuras-hell-deactivated2020]

Where the fuck are these coming from?

[mint-corset]

I don’t know but i love them

[ruinedchildhood]

[delacous-blog]

“Alright, so let me get this straight: you kept something that you knew was probably dangerous in order impress a girl? Who, you you just met?”

[pigeonaday]

Oh no :(

[jottingprosaist]

Behold! A naked man!

[honorthegods]

Now, even philosophy violates tumblr’s community guidelines.