Cherry Pie Grenade

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send me a crystal and i'll tell...

abalone: what kind of situations compromise my muse emotionally

aegerine: my muse's opinion of the supernatural

agate: how my muse calms down

blue lace agate: my muse's favorite form of communication (verbal, letters, texting, etc.)

fire agate: if my muse is brave or cowardly

moss agate: if my muse has a high or low opinion of themself

amazonite: what kind of situations call for my muse to be dishonest

amethyst: what my muse would most like to be able to shape-shift into

ammolite: how lucky or unlucky my use is

angel aura quartz: my muse's opinion of LGBT+ issues

apache tears: a sadness headcanon

apatite: a headcanon about my muse's intuition

apophyllite: my muse's religious/spiritual beliefs

aquamarine: where my muse feels most calm/relaxed

biotite: the biggest problems my muse is currently dealing with

bloodstone: how my muse sees themself as part of the world at large

calcite: my muse's social tendencies (introverted vs extroverted, parties vs one-on-one conversations, etc.)

carnelian: an art-related headcanon

celestite: how my muse deals with anxiety

chalcedony: the saddest my muse has ever been

chalcopyrite: how my muse deals with ending relationships

charoite: who my muse looks up to

chrysocolla: a money-making headcanon

copper: how I think my muse will end up when they're older

coral: how my muse views the natural world

diamond: a sex headcanon

dolomite: a sleep headcanon

emerald: how my muse tells someone they love them without words

fluorite: what my muse's room looks like

fossil: what my muse's dream job is

galena: what it's like to be in a relationship with my muse

garnet: what my muse's perfect partner would be

gold: my muse's financial situation

hematite: how squeamish my muse is

hiddenite: how much of an "inner child" my muse has

iolite: my muse's drinking habits

jade: if my muse would ever cheat on a partner

jasper: what my muse would be like as a parent

kyanite: an anger headcanon

lapis lazuli: where 'home' is to my muse

lodestone: what kind of people gravitate towards my muse

malachite: what my muse as a child thought they would be when they grew up

mica: what my muse views as their worst personality trait

moonstone: my muse's opinions on outer space

mother of pearl: if my muse tends to lift people up or bring them down

nebula stone: how good my muse's memory is

obsidian: which of the seven deadly sins my muse would be

opal: how creative my muse is

pearl: a mental health headcanon

petalite: what my muse would do if they found a wallet on the street

pyrite: a physical health headcanon

quartz: how my muse thinks other people see them

rhodonite: if my muse prefers elegance or convenience

rubellite: if my muse has any 'triggers' that inspire painful memories

ruby: a happiness headcanon

sapphire: if everyone my muse knew was hanging off a cliff and they could only choose three to save, the rest certainly dying, who they would choose

serpentine: how my muse would seduce another [alt: how my muse makes their money]

silver: if my muse prefers masculinity or femininity

tsavorite: if my muse believes in destiny or fate

ulexite: how empathetic/sympathetic/compassionate my muse is

unakite: what my muse's ideal pet would be

verdite: my muse's ethnicity/family history

zebra stone: what gets my muse excited

zoisite: does my muse believe everything's going to work out for them in the end or not?

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Hey, Rookie! You gonna stand in the door, or are ya gonna introduce yourself?

Elena was not nervous, most certainly not. She had been working for a long time to get to this point. Top of her class, smart, athletic, and now good enough to be a Turk. Sure, she had been hired on because one of their few members was injured during a mission, but it was still she who had been chosen. Maybe she hadn't exactly been great on those first couple missions, but... Could she blame nerves, when she just thought that she wasn't nervous?Someone was talking to her."Huh? Uh, oh!" Oh gosh, way to sound intelligent, Elena! With a quick mental scolding to herself, she quickly stepped into the office. "I'm Elena, newest member of the Turks."

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Thank goodness you're here 'Lena, us women of Shinra have got to stick together, right? -Cissnei

Definitely. I mean, I like the guys and all, but they can be so thick sometimes! It's nice to have a fellow lady to talk to now and then.

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So you decided to get into social media, eh, 'Lena? Did you sign up for the Sephiroth fanclub yet?

Yep! I thought it might be kinda fun. I was too busy while I was in the Academy to do this sort of thing, but while I was on a mission, there were some girls who taught me about how fun it could be! ... Well, it was a farm town, so I guess there wasn't all that much else to do...... Did you know that Sephiroth has to use multiple bottles of shampoo on his hair?

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Cherry Clafoutis Recipe

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Hey @cherrypiegrenade, look! Whatcha think ‘Lena?

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I think if you made me this you would get +800 affection points, Reno.

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Kitten Sleeps in a Cherry Pie with Her Tiny Teddy Bear. Video

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!!!!!!!!!!

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Elena, why are you posting about cats?

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I... Because they are cute, sir.

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Gosh, your mind is so in the gutter! I was asking you about my jumper, not the dress. I thought you might be cold, and I don't need it on the mission... Ah, whatever! Perv. Tseng is way more of a gentleman than you...

Wait, your…? … Oh. *a snort of laughter* Since when did ever say I was a gentleman? Gimme the jumper anyway. I can totally rock a cat jumper.

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☂ Think you would wear it better, Reno?

“Oh hell yes.” Reno stepped back to give the younger Turk a once over. The dress she had chosen for her mission suited her, complementing her frame and hips while the color and the delicate hairstyle brought out her vibrant eyes. She was the very essence of sophistication. Turks dressed to work, to kill. Elena would definitely crush a number of hearts that evening.

Of course, that didn’t stop his mouth from running. Not that he ever bothered to regret his words. “Hand it over and I’ll show ya. But then again…” his eyes gleamed with mischief. “I’m sure it’ll be more fun if I took it off for you.”

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Kitten Sleeps in a Cherry Pie with Her Tiny Teddy Bear. Video

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!!!!!!!!!!